Michel & Josette

Chapter 10: The Plan B

Michel and Faux started to follow Josette, but Michel kept on complaining and groaning about how Josette was going to think that he was a stalker, which started to irk Faux to no end.

Anyway, the plan B, according to Michel, was going to be making Josette extremely jealous.

Michel had forced Faux into a dress and had actually put makeup all over his face, a LOT of makeup.

To Michel, Faux really looked like a woman.

Unfortunately, to others, Faux looked like a man dressed up as a woman and wearing women's makeup.

Faux felt incredibly humiliated and vowed to get revenge on Michel after everything was done and through.

"Okay!" Michel suddenly said, watching Josette enter a bakery. "All we have to do is go in together, act like a couple in front of Josette, and get her jealous! Then I'll know if she has feelings for me!"

"Bah…" Faux mumbled in irritation, getting weird looks from numerous pedestrians.

Michel grabbed Faux's wrist and pulled him into the bakery. They both immediately saw Josette looking at all of the sweets and whatnot, deciding on what she wanted to buy.

"Oh Josette!" Michel sang, strolling on over to her.

Josette turned around and saw Michel, a look of annoyance appearing on her features. Also, she looked a bit cross. "What are you doing here?" she asked him. "Still following me like the stalker you are, Morris?"

Michel's eye twitched at what she called him, but he forced a smile and gestured towards Faux beside him. "No! I came here because I'd like you to meet my new and lovely girlfriend, uh…um…Fauxette!" he introduced cheerily.

Faux had this grumpy, dull look on his face with his arms folded across his chest, still looking like a man dressed in women's clothing and makeup. He was hunched over a bit, much like a gorilla, his smile turned upside down.

Overall, he looked incredibly unhappy.

Josette stared at 'Fauxette' for a couple of minutes before bursting out laughing hysterically, holding her stomach and making people look their way wonderingly.

Michel nervously just watched Josette, knowing something bad was about to happen.

Faux's cheeks grew warm in embarrassment because he knew Josette was laughing at him.

Josette wiped some tears from her eyes, snickering in a great amount of amusement. "Oh! Woo! I never thought you swung that way, Mortimer!" she told Michel, shaking her head.

Michel grew a perplexed look. "Huh?"

Josette shook her head again, gently patting his shoulder. "Don't worry, Mann. You're just different. Along with…" Josette moved her eyes to look at Faux, snickering. "…Fauxette…"

Michel still looked confused while Faux looked extremely repulsed.

Josette grinned hugely and laughed a little more. "But it's good that you're open about it and not keeping it a secret like most tend to do," Josette informed Michel, patting his shoulder again. "Good job," she commented before leaving the bakery, laughing her head off.

Michel stood there for a very, very long moment before realizing what Josette had been talking about. His face turned incredibly disgusted and shock was also evident there.

"Oh…oh no!" Michel howled in despair, falling to his knees.

"Oh no, indeed…" Faux growled through clenched teeth, giving Michel a really dark look.

"J-Josette thinks I…I swing that way!" Michel cried.

"Thanks to you!" Faux hissed at him dangerously. "Now she thinks that I swing that way too!"

Michel started sobbing uncontrollably while Faux smacked Michel in the back of the head hard.

"This is all your fault! This was a stupid idea!" Faux howled.

"I-It was your idea…!" Michel cried back at him, tears streaming down his cheeks.

"Yeah, but I changed my mind! You forced me to go along with this dumb and idiotic plan! I hate you!" Faux yowled before stomping out of the bakery, tugging and pulling at his dress in irritation.

Michel slammed his face into the floor.