A/N: I've decided to update on a schedule... kind of. I'll update every 2 or 3 days in a cycle. So my next update will be for diary of a fish (which you should also read), and after that I'll update this again.

Chapter 2 Itachi o/_\O

Itachi woke up at the same time he does every morning, 7:30 but this morning something different happened. As he opened his eyes he saw something that almost forced fear onto his face. Tobi was standing over him with a lollipop in his hand. Before Itachi could react Tobi jammed the lollipop into his mouth and yelled " Good morning Itachi-san." Itachi blinked twice, considered sharingan-ing tobi and decided against it. It was decided that attacking tobi was giving up, Uchihas don't give up.

As Itachi got out of bed tobi began the worst form of torture known to shinobi-kind. He began to sing

"1 000 000 bottles of sake on the wall, 1 000 000 bottles of sake

Take 1 down pass it around 999 999 bottles of sake on the wall!"

He continued this torture all day.

As itachi are breakfast he started to get annoyed.

As he watchrd tv he got angry.

As he painted his nails he wanted to scream.

As he ate his dango he wanted to jam the sticks into his ears so he couldn't hear anymore.

Finally around noon tobi got to zero. Itachi ws so happy he began to smile. His smile was replaced by insane laughter. Tobi had hit 0, there were no more numbers to count, no more bottles to count. Finally it was over...

Then Itachi heard it. That horrible sound, tobi had started again from zero. Itachi realized then that tobi could count sake bottles infinitely. Itachi wanted it to stop so bad he almost gave up, but uchihas dont give up.

So tobi kept singing and itachi kept listening, and trying not to cry. By 3:00 Itachi had actually jammed dango sticks in his ears. Even at the risk of hearing damage he would do anything to muffle the noise. When he began to look relieved tobi sang louder,there was no escape, and tobi seemed to be making numbers up now.

Even when the great uchiha itachi broke down and cried tobi didn't stop singing. When he tried to run away tobi chased him.

-Kisame's POV-

I got back to the base at about 7:00 pm to see the most amazing sight in history. Uchiha Itachi was in a fetal position, rolling back and forth on the floor crying with multiple dango sticks jammed into his ears, screaming "make it stop!" Kisame, being a great partner, ran to retrieve his camera. Of course first he marked a big red 'X' through itachi's name on the white board. Then he turned to a still shocked hidan and marked a big red 'L' across his forehead.

A/N: Thanks to interforcecomander for the idea for this fic. If you have an idea or you want somebody specific to be next leave it in a review. And read my other fic while you're here.