ChibiDialga: Thank you very much for the reviews Keenaken and Mazinkaiser! I love you both! :D
Meiko: Err. Gross.
ChibiDialga: What? Yeesh. Oh yeah we'll have *cough* guest appearence.
Meiko: Really who?
ChibiDialga: Son't you have a customer waiting?
Meiko: Shit!
Chapter 2: Red + Blue = Purple?
The customer came in hoping he could just have a cup of coffee and maybe a bagel or a doughnut, but no. He shouldn't of listened to his friends who said the place was nice and "lively."
You see he came in to see the supposedly adults right on top of each other. On the floor. What's worse is what they were wearing. The girl was wearing a blue frilly dress that barely covered her up. Ahem, especially her chest area. The boy was wearing what looked like terrible cat cosplay mixed with computer cosplay. The girl was on top of the boy while the boy was touching her...
The girl saw the guy staring and quickly punched the boy and got up smiling. The customer decided to look at the other employees to see nothing different from the ones he was just looking at. A blonde boy was having a nosebleed, a blonde girl was on the floor clutching her stomach, and a pink haired girl was snoring on the cash register. The only normal person was a teal haired girl who was looking at the customer with her mouth wide open.
The customer cleared his throat. "I see it's busy today. I think I'll just go to Starbucks or something." He said and Miku quickly tried to tell the guy he could get his damn coffee but in the end Miku was banging her head on the door. The rest of the vocaloids gathered around her. Meiko went to her knees and patted Miku's back. "I'm sorry Miku, it's my fault, so don't feel bad okay?"
Miku just sighed as she walked over to the sleeping Luka and slapped her on the head. Hard.
Luka instantly got up. She saw everyone's expressions and sighed. They lost another customer didn't they? This happened sometimes but not all the time. Some customers just stood there watching at all their drama and payed them for it. But even so they still got depressed about it. Len announced he was going to go upstairs to play on the computer. They watched as he ran upstairs to where they lived. The rest sighed and waited.
Well I guess now's a better time than ever to say this. You see the cafe opens up at 5:30 A.M. usually Len and Rin took care of things at the time. 12:00 - 5:00 p.m is when the cafe closes. That is the time where Miku and Luka handle things. But at 10:00 P.M is when the bar opens up. And it only ends when Meiko wants it to end. Still that's Kaito and Meiko's shift. Just so you know Vocaloid's only need an hour of sleep. And sometimes they all stay till the bar closes but, just so you guys know if you were wondering how a cafe turns into a bar, it's all technology!
Right around closing time, Len came down stairs looking really weird, like he just woken up from a nightmare. Everyone looked at him obviously worried. Rin ran up to him as he just stared at her. "Len what's wrong with you?"
"Rin..." Len replied as he stared at he even more. "Internet..Saw something. Don't get it. Why?" Rin lifted up an eyebrow as Miku came and walked him to a nearby table. Meiko sat in front of him as he stared at her. "Mei-chan... Why did you do this to me?"
Everyone looked at Meiko as she sweat dropped. "Do what?" Kaito stood next to Meiko eating his icecream as she took a sip of her sake. Len glared at him. "You..." Even Luka was starting to get worried over the boy. Len then looked back at Meiko and his eyes looked really dull. "Red+Blue=Purple," He said. Everyone lifted up an eyebrow. He was like this because of simple color's?
"Meiko+Kaito=Gakupo" He recited as everyone except Meiko screamed. "WHAT!" Kaito yelled as his whole face got flustered. Miku looked uncomfortable, Luka sighed thinking she got worried over nothing, and Rin was laughing her ass off... again. Meiko lifted up an eyebrow. "The hell's a Gakupo? Is it a type of eggplant or something"
Len got out his phone and searched up a picture of a guy who looks like a lady with purple hair and a samurai suit. Meiko replayed the equation in her mind and saw Kaito staring at her and remembered this morning. She blushed furiously as she punched him on the face. "PERVERT!" She yelled.
Kaito got up and muttered, "Knew I shouldn't have gotten them a new computer." He rubbed his drink and tried making peace with the tomato looking Meiko. Just then the door to the cafe opened and all the vocaloids looked at the clock to see it was only 8:00. The cafe was closed and the bar hadn't opened. But Meiko smiled as she saw a familiar white hair and pale skin holding a huge beer bottle. The girl smiled and yelled, "DRINKING BUDDY!"
Kaito sighed and ate his icecream, which no one knew that Meiko accidentally spilled some of her sake into while she was moving the can all over the place.
Meiko and Haku hugged each other. "What are you doing here, it's only 8:00?"
"You can't party to early!" Haku hiccuped. They all sweat dropped. She wasn't that drunk but she was. Haku always came at night but she sometimes came in the morning with Neru. What's weird is that she only seemed to be able to get drunk once the sun goes down. Cuz when she came early in the morning she was nice and sweet. "I'm hungry, let's eat!" Rin yelled making everyone laugh.
After everyone was done with dinner and was having desert, Len looked up at Haku. She was talking to Miku about something. Everyone got along with her so no worries. "Hey Haku, you wanna know what I found out on the internet today?" Len asked making everyone besides Haku spit out whatever they were eating.
Haku nodded and Len told her about the color thing in which she responded with laughing. Rin giggled again from listening to what they just said. Kaito looked away from everyone at the table and ate his icecream which had beer in it because Haku had to be tipping her bottle into his bowl, didn't she? Honestly, how could the guy not notice his icecream turning into beer floats. Haku clutched her stomach. "Oh God, my stomach that's the best thing I've ever heard! Hah! I can imagine that! What is he, your child from the future?" She asked turning to Meiko and Kaito who turned around.
Though Kaito held his head starting to feel a little dizzy for some reason. Miku looked at Kaito noticing he was looking kind of odd. "What's the matter?" She asked looking at the blue boy.
Kaito looked at her. "N-nothing. I'm fine." He said as he continued eating his beer filled icecream. Everyone just shrugged that he was experiencing his first ever headache. Luka turned the closed sign to open as people were starting to come by. And soon enough the place was filled with drunkies. And some of our own vocaloid family was about to get just as drunk.
ChibiDialga: Finally finished!
Meiko: Yippee party wooo!
Haku: PARTY YEAHHHHHHHH!
ChibiDialga: Haku, go home, you're drunk.
Haku: NUH UH!
Meiko: Yes you are.
Haku: NO JUST R AND R ALREADY!
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