ChibiDialga: Project Diva F 2nd came out today!

Meiko: and I only have two songs and the least amount of costumes...

ChibiDialga: Oh yeah... That actually disappointed me.

Meiko: Whatever.

ChibiDialga: Are you okay?

Meiko: I'm fine. Just.. get on with the story.

ChibiDialga: ...

Chapter 3: The Bar Night

Meiko and Haku were giggling in behind the bar counters while all the drunkies were partying. Speaking of which, Kaito seemed to get drunk really easily and so he was behind the counter too. Miku, Luka, Rin, and Len decided to stay up for the night as well. They all looked at each other nervously as they stared at Meiko and Haku chugging down beer with Kaito yelling he wanted some to.

Pretty soon some old guy came up to the counter asking for a drink. While Haku went to go and get that drink he wanted, the man decided it was a good enough time to hit on Meiko. Meiko gave him a disgusted face as he kept on talking but she still seemed kinda interested in what he was talking about if she didn't punch him. "Hey baby, how 'bout you and me ditch this joint and we go over to my place," The man asked as Meiko blinked at him once.

But then he got punched. By Kaito. The man looked up at him with hate in his eyes. But Kaito's glare was piercing through his very own soul. "Listen here bub, I got to touch her boobs before you even got to think about them." Kaito said as he picked up the man and kicked him out the door. "Now get the fuck out and never lay a single gay finger on Meiko again, asshole!"

Miku's mouth dropped onto the floor while Rin started laughing. Miku slowly raised a finger as she looked up at Luka," D-did he really just-" Luka nodded while Miku almost fainted. Len himself was almost impressed.

Kaito got back behind the counter with a grumpy look on his face. Meiko batted her eyelashes at him. "My hero~" She said as Haku cracked up and Kaito just groaned. Haku then made a pouty face at Meiko. "Mei-chan you promised you would sing tonight!"

Meiko lifted up an eyebrow." When did I say that?" She then chugged down another bottle of beer and threw it randomly which almost hit Miku on the head. Haku went on her heels and giggled. "Please." Meiko looked at her and sighed as Kaito was about to begin his speech about Meiko's boobs again. Meiko then put an arm around Kaito's shoulder. Yup, she was sooo drunk. Haku smiled devilishly. She toootally shipped this.

"Come Kaito! It's time to sing for the drunkies and Haku!" Meiko pulled Kaito on stage! "MEIKO outfit change, SCARLET!" She then changed all mew mew powered style. Getting a lot of whistles from the crowd and Kaito almost beginning to begin his speech again. But then Meiko touched Kaito's arm and started yelling again. "KAITO outfit change, GUILTY!" (Scarlet= Meiko's change me outfit : Guilty= Kaito's ACUTE outfit)

The non drunk vocaloids faces paled as the music started playing. If they're drunk, of course they would be singing this song. Haku on the other hand clapped her hands and started cheering.

Song: Sweets Beast

Singer: Kaito

Song: Another: Sweets Beast

Singer: Meiko

Kaito: Crazily, Lets love with me!

Meiko: Crazily, Lets love with me!

Haku started screaming that she loved them as the non drunk vocaloids sweat dropped. As the song played Haku was dancing behind the counter like a mad woman and then declared she wanted a threesome.

Kaito: A beautifully wrapped gift. Why can't I see what's inside now?

Meiko: A beautifully wrapped gift. Guess what's inside!

Kaito playfully tugged on what of Meiko's dress straps while Miku and Luka's face paled, Rin started snickering, Len's blood started boiling, and Haku was yelling at Kaito. "You go boy! GET HER!"

Kaito: Can I tear off this lacy ribbon?

Meiko: Ah, no, don't tear off this lacy ribbon

Meiko gently pushed Kaito away from her having Len take out a breath of relief and Haku throwing a tantrum.

Kaito: You prepared for it and came here, didn't you?

Meiko: Yeah, I've already prepared for it.

Kaito: Then are you red? Okay?

Meiko: But I feel a bit shy, you know?

Haku whisteled and cried fake tears claiming that her 'babies' were growing up... And that hopefully she'll be a grandmother soon.

Kaito: I'm a beast that loves sweets

Meiko: You're a beast that loves sweets

Miku whimpered and looked up at Luka. "I like sweets. Am I beast too?" She asked sweetly as Luka sighed at her innocence.

Kaito: I tear off the "Wrapping" and I find what I want

Meiko: The fingers tearing off the wrapping show how you're delighted

Kaito: Ah, are you feeling good? Oh, its already melting.

Meiko: Ah! I'm feeling good. It's about to melt now.

Kaito: What do "you" taste like?

Meiko: How's the taste like, Mr. "Beast"?

All the vocaloids faces turned into a deep crimson color after Meiko and Kaito sang that. Haku started fanning herself.

Kaito: Ah, what's up with that face?

Meiko: Um, "What's up?" Don't make that face.

Meiko looked at Kaito for a second and saw he had a tomato face and vice versa. Meiko was thinking about punching him off stage.

Kaito: It has a taste of love content of 99%

Meiko: It has a taste of love content of 99%

Haku leaned against the counter. She started humming "Just kiss the girl"

Kaito: Will I be able to sleep if I drink some milk that warms me?

Meiko: If I become a peaceful place for you, will I be able to save you?

Kaito: Please ease the bitterness

Meiko: Please give me that bitterness, too

Haku giggled as the non drunk vocaloids stared at Meiko and Kaito whose cheeks were probably red from the beer. Not from the song. Miku again whimpered to Luka. "He's not a baby, so why would he be drinking warm milk?"

Again, Luka sighed at Mikus innocence.

Kaito: I can't be like a tamed doggie!

Meiko: I don't want you to be a tamed doggire!

All the vocaloids snickered. Kaito was a tamed doggie. Who knows what he's trying to sing!

Kaito: Cause you are the only one I truly love

Meiko: Cause you are the only one I truly love

Haku shouted about confirmation while standing on top of a stool. "OTP! MY OTP YOU FUCKERS!"

Kaito: I'm gonna love you

Meiko: I'll love you

Finally the song ended and the crowd started ubrupting into applauds. People gave both of them beer, which they both happily drank. Haku crawled over the counter and got near the stage. (She couldn't get on stage because there were too many people in the way)

She then got up on a chair and yelled, "BEAST!" Making Kaito look up as he saw Haku holding a piece of chocolate, then threw it at him and he caught it in his hand. Meiko stared at the little piece of chocolate moving across the room and saw as Kaito put it in his mouth. That sent her crazy. She lunged at him and seeing as she didn't want to shove her hand in his mouth, decided to start making out with him instead.

Haku cheered and the non drunk vocaloids paled. Len had steam coming out of his ears.

And so kids unless you want to start making out and singing weird songs, don't drink. Just. Don't.

ChibiDialga: That chapter was embarrassing to write.

Meiko: l/l

ChibiDialga: Oh yeah Meiko how does Kaito taste like, huh?

Meiko: SHUT UP!

ChibiDialga: Hahahahaha

Haku: Aww that was it? I wanted more!

ChibiDialga: Haku, go home your drunk.

Haku: NO! I'm in the next chapter anyway.

Please R and R!

I don't own any of the vocaloids!