A/N: I have been doing so much work to put out stories lately it's insane. I had internet problems this weekend so I'm rushing to update. Right now I'm working on this, diary of a fish, my new fic next hokage and doing a collaboration with another author for a crossover. All that on top of school, chores homework and a social life...but enough excuses here we go. But first credit to moonlight769 for the idea about peins eyes. I might also use your other idea in dei's chapter
Disclimer: you know i don't own anything but the plot of the fic.
Next victim: pein ^::^
After the incedent with Itachi pein had tried to stop the ridiculous contest the Akatsuki was holding. He had failed at this and now worried he would be targeted next. He had barricaded himself in his office with a still shocked hidan and a mentally scarred itachi. He was currently using their limp bodies to block the door. He was worriedly doing paperwork or something but decided to take a break. As his chair spun around his nightmares came true. Standing in front of him was tobi. Without a word tobi jammed a lollipop into pein's mouth claiming him as his next target. His previous victim had a flashback of a lollipop being jammed in his mouth and promptly screamed before passing out cold on the floor again.
Pein tore the lollipop from his mouth and let out a girlish scream. Trying to run for his life pein wished he hadn't blocked the door. Tobi simply walked over and tapped peins shoulder. As pein turned around tobi said calmly " y'know leader-sama, your eyes make pretty good targets, dont'ya think." In two seconds flat pein removed a desk, three chairs, a dresser, a bookshelf, a refrigerator, a toaster, and two Akatsuki members from in front of the door and ran out like a madman.
Meanwhile Sasori was having a tea party with all of his dolls...I mean 'puppets' when suddenly pein ran through the door screaming like a girl. Soon pein was followed by tobi who was throwing lollipops at peins eyes. Just as fast as they had entered, they were gone.
When pein thought he'd finally lost tobi and his lollipops of death, he stopped to catch his breath. As he walked calmly down the hall he heard something behind him. When he turned to look tobi was coming at him with lollipops again. When he turned to run a tobi clone was coming at him with a handful of magnets. "No...no...anything but magnets...please!" Tobi kept walking towards him preparing to throw the magnets. As tobi threw the magnets each one landed on a single piercing. Magnets being peins irrational fear he was so scared he couldn't move.
With two well aimed throws he landed a lollipop in each eye effectively blinding pein (yahikos body). As it turned out tobi had also blinded the other peins earlier that day. So pein stumbled blindly around the base mumbling about the magnets being out to get him.
His face was hilarious he was drooling as he spoke and his eyes were closed. He had covered them with his forehead protector. He kept walking into walls and people. To finish him off tobi walked up to him and asked" would you like a lollipop leader-sama?"
Pein screamed no and tried to run away but hit a wall and was knocked out. Kisame simply marked off pein's name from the whiteboard and left.
A/N: is it just me or was this chapter less funny than the last? Review and let me know or give me ideas. I'm not always funny on my own sometimes other people's ideas are helpful. Also who should tobi and I torture...I mean challenge next? And please read my other two stories...pleeeeaaaasssse.