Please, please, please don't hate me or kill my family because I didn't post. I had some bad grades on mid terms so I had to spend a lot of time studying and...homework-ing. I am SO amazingly, insanely, unfathomably, awfully, terribly sorry. So to apologize to anybody who's still out there waiting (if you are, I love you!) I am going to update my most popular story, followed by all my others by the end of this week.

It was a fine morning at the Akatsuki base. Sasori was enjoying a nice pledging session, he loved the delicious lemon scent. Suddenly he heard a strange sound Coming from upstairs. Worrying that his pledge supply may be at risk, he ran off to his room. On his way there, he heard a clatter similar to the one he'd heard before. Now certain that it had come from his room he bolted for the door, slamming it open. As he stepped into the room he saw possibly the worst sight he'd ever seen. In the middle of the floor layed a stack of all his puppets, scratched, beaten, battered and, broken. If Sasori could cry, he would have. Standing over the pile was a maniacally laughing Tobi. He was giggling madly and sprinkling a smelly liquid all over the puppets. "Stop, Tobi those are very fragile! They could break!" Sasori cried. "That's the point, but if you give up now, all this senseless suffering can end." Tobi's voice was abnormally deep, as though he wasn't himself but another man in disguise, Sasori thought, no that was impossible. "So Pinnochio, what's your choice?" Sasori just stared at Tobi, slightly traumatized. Apparently the puppets weren't enough, needing to do worse, Tobi went into Sasori's pledge stash. He systematically stabbed a hole in each can and dumped the contents onto the pile. Sasori began to twitch. NOBODY was allowed to touch his pledge, nobody! Having completely lost it, Sasori yelled "Sasori smash" pounding his fists on his chest like a gorilla. His pupils disappeared, leaving only white, veiny eyes. He rushed toward Tobi with the strength of twenty angry women. In the process of attacking Tobi, he crushed every puppet and pledge can in the room. In a surprised daze, Tobi was unable to run, and instead was crushed by the angry puppet's fists of fury. Slipping back into reality from his crazed state, Sasori saw what he had done. His puppets were all destroyed and his pledge was gone so like the whiny little man-baby he is he yelled "Dei-Dei! Tobi killed my puppets!" Deidara came running into the room to see the puppet curled up in a ball, sucking his thumb. He was crying and mumbling about pledge. Deidara scooped him up and carried him downstairs. He set him down with the traumatized itachi and the shocked Hidan. Next he went to ask Tobi what had just happened. Since Sasori had attacked Tobi, he was automatically disqualified. The Akatsuki was sure to be in ruins by the end of the week. Now that Sasori had lost, Tobi had time for another victim today. Who would he choose? How would he do it? The only certain thing was that there would be another victim today, or Tobi would be planning Akatsukis downfall. Well that and the fact that it would ve hilarious. Tobi was now standing in the middle of the group of scarred victims, giggling insanely. When Deidara asked him to "kindly stop scaring the children" Tobi's head spun 360° around and he replied "you're next...little lady."

A/N: Again I want to say sorry for not updating... don't hate me. Also special thanks to the guest who suggested this idea. Poor Sasori-kun, he just got added to the pile of broken people...

Dei-Dei's chapter will be next. As always review with ideas or suggestions or just to say hi. And to prove that you're all still out there I'm asking those who enjoyed this story please review using the word DERP. Thanks so much for reading, bye-bye.