A/N: Sorry about not updating diary pf a fish, I'm suffering from a severe case of writers block. I also want to thank moonlight762 and guest for assisting me with their suggestions. Thanks! I should also say thanks to all of you other reviewers for you support. YOU GUYS/GALS IS SO AWESOME!
When Deidara heard those words fear began to well up inside him. He turned to run away. In a panic he ran the wrong way and found himself Blocked by a wall at the end of a hallway. In seconds Tobi was on him, slamming his fist down hard on Dei's head. Everything went black as Deidara let out the girliest scream ever created.
When Dei woke up his head was pounding. He opened his eyes to see that he was laying on the couch in the living room. "...What...happened?" When he looked down to check that he was intact, he let out a more girlier scream than before. He looked in horror at the frilly, girly, pink and purple dress that covered him from chest to knees. While he was out cold Tobi put a dress on him. A DRESS! Deidara was beyond angry she- I mean he was ready to kill someone. This however, was just the beggining. Tobi, noticing Dei was awake, ran over to him and asked " hey miss, you're pretty, can Tobi have a kiss?" Deidara couldn't believe his ears. This must have been his turn to be attacked by Tobi. Tobi was standing there with his head tilted to the side questioningly. Apparently he expected an answer."...NO" he answered angrily. The anger was lost though when his voice cracked. The sound of the deep low N followed by the high O was so funny even Dei laughed a little. Remembering his current state of dress-wearing-ness, Dei walked off to go change but Tobi stepped in front of him. He asked again for a kiss, and received another no. He let Dei pass this time but when he reached his room it was filled with girly dresses. Infuriated, Dei decided to go get a snack. As he entered the kitchen, Tobi asked again, receiving another no.
He asked while Dei put peanut butter on his sandwich.
He asked while Dei poured a glass of milk.
He asked while Dei ate his sandwich.
He asked while Dei walked around the base with his ears covered.
At one point Dei considered agreeing just to see what was under his mask. He didn't though, he didn't want to lose this challenge. He refused to give in. Tobi kept asking, and Dei kept telling him no. This continued for hours, even during dinner. As he continued asking he insisted ever more. At around 9:00pm Deidara had enough. "Can I have a-"tobi was cut off as he was punched in the face. His mask slid awkwardly off of his chin. As the other hand came across in a slap a tongue popped out and licked his chin. "There's your kiss. Hope you liked it" dei yelled. He had lost but at least he could take off this stupid dress now. Or could he? Deidara hadn't thought that Tobi would not return his clothes. Realizing he would be wearing dresses for a while he ran to his room to hide.
"He'll be in there for a while" Kisame said as he crossed out Deidara's name on the white board. He was standing amidst the pool of traumatized Akatsuki members. Itachi was sucking his thumb, hidan was still in a shock coma, and pein was rolling on the floor mumbling about magnets. Deciding he didn't want to babysit any more, Kisame dropped of the trauma victims off in Dei's room.
A/N: next chapter will depend on your suggestions so review and tell me who you want Tobi and I to torture next. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Also this time instead of DERP I want you to review using the word (drumroll please)... BISCUITS! Please review with ideas, comments, suggestions and biscuits. Thanks for reading.