A/N: Hey all you people (and potatoes) out in interwebs land! Another chapter, I'm kinda sad that it's almost over. I'm considering making a sequal that takes place in Konoha, so lemme know what you think. I also feel like I want to do something more serious but I don't have an idea yet. I just want to show off the more serious side of my writing. I know I'm a good writer, but it's hard to show my style and be funny at the same time. Anyway, without further ado...Kakuzu's torture-I mean chapter...
All Kakuzu had heatd for a half hour was Konan screaming about a ripping sound. At first, he had shooed her away, thinking she was insane. Now, as he sat counting his precious money' he could swear he heard it. 'Maybe my age is finally getting to me' he thought. He continued to count until he heard the sound again. He decided to investigate. When he opened his safe to deposit his money he saw something so terrifying, so horrifying he actually screamed. He screamed like Sakura had when she saw that genjutsu of Sasuke full of kunai. Inside his safe, sitting cross-legged and giggling madly was Tobi. As Kakuzu recovered from the sight, Tobi went silent, and carefully picked up a paper bill from one of the numerous stacks. With a quick movement of his wrists he tore the bill clean in half. Kakuzu squealed and grabbed for his money only to find a barrier in his way. The safe was completely blocked, and Tobi was locked in it with all of Kakuzu's money! Tobi spoke now, in a somewhat deeper, more evil voice." Kakuzu, simply give in. If you throw the challenge, I'll allow you to keep all of your money. I'll even promise to pay back all the damages I've done. Kakuzu considered this deal but his pride told him to hang in there and try to find a way around the rules. As he steeled his nerves Tobi began tearing more money. Every time he heard the sound, Kakuzu cringed. Kakuzu stood there counting 'one hundred gone, two hundred, three hundred.' Kakuzu couldn't take it anymore. He started pounding and banging on the barrier but it was no use. Just as he was ready to give up hope Tobi spoke again. " How about this, if you give up I'll pay you back double what I destroyed, and we can both go on with our lives."
Kakuzu's bartering mode kicked in immediately." Five times what you took" he demanded." Triple" Tobi replied. " Four and a half times" Kakuzu replied.
"Three and a half" Tobi answered. To this Kakuzu replied " four times or I'll leave for the week on bounties and you'll lioe the challenge." Tobi lifted an entire stack of bills and angrily threw it at the barrier. "Fine" he sighed pulling out his wallet" just remember to tell everybody you gave up." Kakuzu nodded and left to tell Kisame to cross out his name.
A/N: that chapter took an entire 80 minute class to write. Blah I'm tired now. I hope you guys enjoyed it, it was kinda different from my other chapters. So this leaves zetsu kisame and hidan. I think zetsu is up next...so...ideas?