A/N: Sorry for not updating guys. I've been really busy with another story this week. Luckily I found the time to get ahead in the other one so I decided to write this one. Since there are only a few chapters I'm considering a sequel. It seems like a lot of people love this story so if you want a sequel or not leave it in a review

Zetsu was having a wonderful day. He'd watered his flowers, taken a fertilizer bath, and spent a while wandering his garden. At around 11:00am he decided to go inside fir some tv. He entered through the back door and headed for the living room.

As he stepped into the room, Zetsu nearly screamed. What he saw was terrifying. Tobi had five dunk tanks set up, each with a plant on it. Upon closer inspection the victims turned out to be his friends. There was Lily, Rose, Patrick, Sunny and his girlfriend, Smittywerbenjagermanjenson.

Tobi explained that he would have to answer questions to save his friends. If he answered wrong his friends would over watered by being dunked. He could give up at any time to save them. Of course he would never give in, not ever.

The first question was: Who is the main character of the manga Naruto?

Zetsu's answer: That's easy it's me. No it's me. How is it you, I'm obviously more important than you...blah blah blah. He continued to argue with himself for about ten minutes. Meanwhile, Lily was dunked. Zetsu decided he never really liked her so he didn't care much.

Next question: who is the creator of the Naruto manga?

Answer: Pfft at least try to challenge us it-it's obviously Dr. Seuss.

WRONG! Rose was dunked. This was sad for Zetsu, but also amusing because she was his ex-wife. He giggled and moved on.

Next: who is the stupid moronic idiot who left Konohagakure to go with a creepy snake man who wanted his body...?

Answer: um...uh...um...oh just dunk him, I don't have a sweet clue.

And so patrick was dunked. Now three of Zetsu's friends were down. Over watered to death but in an interesting way so he couldn't complain.

Next: why are you so terribly stupid?

Answer: because the authoress wrote me that way. She doesn't hate me but for the sake of entertainment and good fun she wrote me dumb. Admit it all you people reading this, my stupidity is funny!

That one was good enough so Sunny was spared...for now.

Last question, for your girlfriends sake. What is 1+1+2+6+9+4-25+2?

Answer: um...uh...hmm...let me think...2600.96...?

And so the last question was answered wrong. But Zetsu offered to give up just in time. He was marked off the name board and taken out of the challenge. However Tobi's jerkness caused him to dunk Sunny and Smittywerbenjagermanjenson anyway. This made Zetsu jump in after Smitty and sent him into an over watered cona. At that same moment Hidan awoke from his coma.

A/N:This is the fifth time I typed this so you better like it. Sorry if it sucks, I'm sick of rewriting this and it's 11:30pm so I'm a little tired, been spending late nights studying gor exams. If you know where I got Smittywerbenjagermanjenson from review with it. As slways review with ideas, thoughts criticisms and this time the word MUYSKERM cause I'm a fan of his youtube channel. You guys should look him up. Anyways...BYEEEEE!