A/N: OMYGOSH I'M ALIVE! Well I knew that but you all probably thought I was dead... my life has just been kinda hectic and busy lately. The good news is that I'm back and ready to write! This will be Hidans chapter and to make up for it I plan to make it a longer one. I want to update daily but that probably won't happen since my only source of internet right now is a borrowed cell phone that seems to hate me. My old one is broken and there for must be shipped off to Timbuctoo to be fixed by a nerdy monkey...I think. Anyways here you go.

Hidan had apparently been out for a few days now. When he had awoken the few Akatsuki members still around had explained that he had said something so incredibly stupid, he had gone into a coma from the shock. Tobi planned to take advantage of this, in his somewhat confused daze, hidan would make a perfect target.

Hidan was watching television in the main room when to i found him. Of course he was so distracted by his gory horror movie, he didn't notice tobi standing behind him like slender would, making hand signs. He only noticed the childish man was there when he sat down, grabbed the remote and flipped the channel to Dora the explorer. As hidan always did when to i showed up, he turned to yell some choice words at tobi.

"Tobi, you little b-b-butterfly...why the f-flower did you change the channel! I don't want to watch this s-sparkly show...wait a second. WHY THE FLOWER CAN'T I CURSE!? What the hug did you do?" Hidan stared at tobi with a glare that would kill most other men on sight. He waited for a reply, trying to stop from strangling tobi on the spot.

"Well konan-chan said hidan curses too much. Tobi thought he would help out and make hidan's words prettier!" Hidan's face turned red and he thought his brain might explode. He stared at tobi and tried to figure out what was really going on. Suddenly he realized it was the challenge, his own stupid idea. Hidan immediately wished he hadn't said that stupid thing, he desperately wanted to swear, to curse at tobi like a maniac.

Then a strange thing happened, tobi spoke to hidan with the voice of a grown man instead of a child. He said " all you have to do is give up the challenge and I'll let you curse all you want." The deal of course was quite tempting to hidan but Jashin would probably smite him for his weakness if he gave in.

"I'll NEVER give in to an as-angel like you!" Hidan was thrown off as he realized his curse had been switched with a cute word. All tobi said was 'alright then' before he started poking hidan's shoulder. Of course the short-tempered man tried to curse but only managed, " you sweet little bunny, I swear if you don't fix this I am going to rip off your head and shove it into your angel-hole. Then I'll cut you open and pull out each and every sweet flower-ing rib and make necklace out of them!"

For a split second the two men froze both processing what was just said then the poking and threatening continued. It went on for most of the day with various other members joining in only to leave when a terrifying threat was issued. At this point Hidan almost couldn't imagine another threat, and he knew it was pointless to try. Attacking Tobi would be like giving in so hidan decided to end it his way. With a swing of his scythe hidan ended the torture. He missed on purpose so tobi would be alive to fix his speech.

The minute tobi lifted the jutsu hidan turned and said to tobi what he'd wanted to say all day.

"Tobi, you little # $%&*%$# %&%#donkey$&$##%&$&%&$#$& ford&*&$ #&&%$&*%# why the #$&& cow$&&$*%#$&%#$&& would you do something so & #%$&*ginger&%$ &%#$&%##&&$$house#$&& %**%#% HORRIBLE. I hate you and your mom and her mom and your best friend and his mom and her mom. $%& %feather&#$*&$#%&$# you and while you're at it $&$#*# %&#%*$#*$#&frog #&# *$ all of them too! I swear if you ever even think about doing that again I will kill you then revive you and kill you again until you beg for mercy!"

A/N: I hope you liked this chapter even though it's so horribly overdue. You know how it is though, summer vacation, going places, doing things. Well I'm doing none of that really but that's because I have no life. By the way if anybody reading this is waiting for LBNA it should be out by the end of the week. Thanks for reading!