Chapter 4 : Long roads are flash bangs!
Jensen blasted through the Walmart wall with his wall-breaking strength upgrade. He epically cinematically destroyed it with power, but then a Walmart employee beckoned him away. They engaged in conversation. "I'm sorry, this area is off limits for now." The employee monotoned. Jensen did not get to say anything but his vision went black for two seconds and he was warped to in front of the Walmart entrance. Jensen shrugged and walked in the obvious entrance. "Malik, do you read me? There seems to be nothing inconspicu-" RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG! A flashbang flash banged Jensen's eyes and ears causing him to have a flashback!
Jensen was in a building of some sort- a recording studio. He climbed a long spiraling staircase. When he reached the top he was greeted by "I'm sorry, this area is off limits for-" Jensen smashed the poor bastards head into the nearest office desk. The other civilians around freaked out and started cowering uselessly. Jensen awkwardly awkward stared at the civilians. He tried pressing "E" but none of them talked. Jensen looked around and saw a civilian that was not freaking out. He was sitting at his desk, pouting. Jensen pulled up to him in his high-speed Farrari. "What's wrong with you?" Jensen monotone asked the air rather than the man pouting. The man turned his computer monitor to face Jensen. It was a picture of a burger and a BK stamp on it. Jensen understood instantly. "I understand." He began to walk away. A "S0" appeared on his HUD. He ignored it, because it was not the time yet. Jensen blasted through the big swinging doors in the office that triggered a cinematic. "...is insane! You can not afford it!" Jensen's ears were pierced by a demonic lesbian voice. His mouth dropped open - at least that is what Jensen imagined, but because Jensen does not have big mouth opening animation his mouth crackled down 1mm. "Suzette!" Shouted Jensen in a anger monotone fashion. "Af-" the woman stopped. "Jen-Jensen? My god... It really is you." She spoke as she got up form her recording desk. Jensen awkwardly stood in front of her. "What is it my dear?" she cooed. "Suze." Jensen began. "Can I... can I afford it?" He pinched himself in his brain. "Well, they don't call me Suze Organ for nothing! What organs are you looking to buy?" Suze suzed. "I want the Smart Visi-" Deus Ex was birthday beat downed by the vary woman who raised him- his true mother. "DENIED!" Screeched Suze Organ one inch from the beaten blistered baby Adam who was lying on the floor. "But," Suze started again helping Jensen up. "I did not forget your birthday gift." Suze pulled something out of her dress. "Here, praxis kits." Suze smiled holding them out. "Mom- I mean- Mr. Organ- Ugh Ms. Org-" Jensen was fucked. Suze Organ grew blades out of her ears. "DONT YOU EVER CALL ME MR. YOU SON OF A-RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!" Jensen vision was coming back, he had to get out of there fast. He covered out of the Walmart store and then alert went back down to normal. Jensen took a moment to contemplate what that whole flashback meant... And then it hit him... Or rather Prichard told him. "Jensen, that flashback was quite sexually inducing. I have determined the cause to be that you forgot to complete that S0 side quest, for that Burger craving man." Jensen's eyes opened wide with fear... Or at least they moved up 1mm. "Damn, I gotta get him a burger!" Yelled Jensen, for the first time in a non monotonous fashion.