Chapter 5: The Hive
Jensen ran as fast as he could to the nearest WenDonald's (in the future Wendy's and McDonald's combined to destroy that consumerist propaganda that is the Burger King SatisFry) and bought a BigDeluxeMac, because apparently in the future smoking is allowed, so the Super Sizers are also back. He checked his HUD and saw where that man was. He went to The Hive, the most upbeat and miniature club any guy has ever seen. Jensen was greeted by the bouncer. "Sorry kid, you gotta pay to get in." The bouncer said. Jensen chose the LEAVE option and decided to sneak in the back. He followed his S0 HUD marker, which brought him straight to a bartender. His CASIE system went online to decipher the man's personality. "Hey. You're Zuko right? That guy from The Last Airbender?" Jensen Jensened. "Wut a da fuk you want you fukin Americanu. I in season tree of Korra. nao bitches." Zuko replied while cleaning a cup. "I brought you a burger." Jensen handed Zuko the Burger. Zuko stared at the burger for a good ten seconds, and Jensen's persuasion meter plummeted below the set range. Zuko's eyes lit on fire and he grabbed Jensen by the neck. "YOU A GOT ME A FUCKIN WENDONARD'S BURGER WHEN I SPECIFICARRY ASK FOR FUCKIN BURGER KING YOU MOTHA FUCKA!" Zuko raged as he strangled Jensen angrily. "Calm...ahhhggg..." Jensen's systems began shutting off. Zuko threw Jensen through the ground and out of The Hive. Zuko then transformed The Hive into a fully operational battle Transformer. "HAH! You fukas arways wonder why there no peepo in this crub, it's cuz it's my transforma!" Zuko yelled through his mic in his bar office that was the front of the Transformer. Zhao also appeared next to Zuko. "MAI. You're in on this too?" Jensen coughed. "Of course. It is my and Zuko's dream to take over the population through Walmart. Did you really think it was that dimwit Darrow or Sarif?! Men always underestimate women." Mai cackled in her asiany monotonous voice. "Damn. Malik I need some cover ASAP." Jensen communicated over the telecommunication. "Sorry SpyBoy, no can do, they've got Sarif industries under chaos...looks like you're on your own for now." Malik lesbianed. "Damn." Jensen angered monotonously. Jensen prepped his arm blades for battle.
Jensen quick loaded.
He sat back and went to the WenDonald's rester aunt, with the burger in hand. "Hi, I ordered his burger but it seems there was a mistake. I'd like a refund please." Jensen Jensened. "Alright sir, there you are." The random bitch handed money back and took the bag with burger. Just as Jensen barely brushed the door open to leave. "Sir wait!" She cried. "Yes?" Jensen asked. "Would you like fries with that?" She asked awkwardly. Holding a sack of fries. "Yes. Yes I would. Come here and give me to me." Jensen Jensened. She approached Jensen and when in 2m range Jensen USED TYPHOOONNNNN. BOOOOOMM BOOM BOOMB OMBOMBOMBOMBOMBBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMB. The whole fuckin building came down, but the lady remained and so did Jensen. He looked her straight in the eyes, but she could not because Jensen is a glasses fgt, and waited. The fries in her hand vaporized and in replacement she pulled a piece of paper out of her ass and gave it to Jensen. It automatically forced itself into Jensen's inventory. "A restraint order?!" Jensen panicked. "Yes, from all Burger and Fries rester aunts including but not limited to KFC, Burger Industries, Sarif's Burgers, -" Jensen stopped her. "Sarif's burgers?" He questioned. "Yes, it's Mr. Sarif's meat grill. You should go some time- oh wait you can't anymore! Anyway, WenDonalds and BurgerKing rester aunts." Jensen's mouth opened in terror. He couldn't get into BK LEGALLY! He had no choice but to Sneak in!
He waddled away in shame and headed off to solve this quests.