Chapter 6: Illuminati
Jensen found a local BK and found a convenient air shaft in the back of the restaurant. He snuck in, and it led to the bathroom. The girl's bathroom. He heard two hobos banging it in a stall, but they were busy so he snuck by undetected. He checked his radar and discovered the location of the kitchen. He snuck by three employees and was about to get into the kitchen when suddenly a hoard of anti-augmented food clubs barged into BK. "NO MORE CALORIES! YOU'VE BEEN OPPRESSING US FAR TOO LONG WALRUS KING!" One rioter shouted (in the future BK's mascot is a walrus because). The group was led by none other than that social justice warrior, William Taggart. "Now now everyone, it's time we put an end to this heathenly food chain in a calm, peaceful manner, amirite?" Taggart cheered to his followers. "Burger King employees, I peacefully ask you to stop serving people your dastardly food." Taggart shouted peacefully. "Sir, would you like fries with that?" The bitch at the register asked. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Taggart fell into a fit of RAEG and preceded to rip the cash register from its position and smash it onto the bitch's head. Taggart's followers cheered in a mobbly manner. The bitch should have been dead, but instead, she glitched, and rose. "We didn't want to have to do this but...WALMART EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE!" The bitch commanded. The BK employees, who were actually Walmart employees, revealed their high-tech augmented gear bodies and prepared for battle. The bitch, who was actually some side-quest lady that was somewhat important, turned to Jensen and said, "Jensen, join us. You were created just the same as us, to serve Walmart and our FireLord and Lady. Also the illuminati for some reason." Jensen's systems began to malfunction. "No...no! This can't be! I...I'm not!" Jensen actually showed emotion for the first time ever. "Jensen, you can't fight it. Think about it. When you were first hired, what did Sarif buy you for lunch?" The lady asked. "No..." Jensen said. "And on your first date with Megan, where did you go?" The lady asked again. "NO." Jensen said. "And when Malik dropped you off, what was the first store you saw?" The lady asked yet again. "NO!" Jensen held his head. "And when you were attacked by the assassins...what was your killer holding in his left hand?" The lady revealed. "NOOOOOOOOO! Jensen had a angsty memory flashbacktage of all the burgers he had seen, all with illuminati triangles on them. Jensen used Typhoon but it was no use, the lady grabbed Jensen's arm. "Sarif made you this way because you are the perfect DNA match...you are...destined to become the CEO of WalmartKing. We will merge and once again rule this world." The lady revealed to Jensen. "Not if I stop you..." Jensen bested himself into the ground. "Take him away. We need to deal with Taggart and his anti-food conspiracy army first." The lady beckoned two men to drag Jensen away as his vision faded out.