Chapter NULL
Jensen awakened and when he came too he was like a fire puppy who had just finished nipping in her mothers penisless ness. Jensen realized this made no sense, and had an error "NULL." His face said and then he exploded. He awoke again and found his captors were dead and he was in the urinal! Like face first in the urinal! Jensen spat, but then realized he had 'WASHINGMACHINETECHV2' activated, so he auto cleaned and defrauded his face. Now he was sexy again. His glasses activated and he ran out if the bathroom. The rester aunt was deserted, and he had no where to run- except the front door. So he casually walked and left. He saw in horror many protestors slaughtered on the ground before him. Jensen pity gazed at a dead hobo. *cough* "I...I..." *cough cough* Jensen leaned in. "I'm listening." But then player accidentally hit F2. "FUCK!" A godly echo was heard throughout the world as Jensen for some reason stopped talking to the old hobo and used his Typhoon. It killed any surviving protestors. "Why... Why did I do that... Am I really destined to be illuminati WalKing? But Jansens thought trail was interrupted as a broadcast caught his eye. It was Pritchard- broadcasting on national TV! "I, Prichard El Penile, would like to thank all of you for helping me. Everyone fell for my trap, and I have taken capture the Fire King and Queen. Also Taggart. Because Taggart was a faggot. Thank you all, I am now your new ruler." Pritchard pricked. Jensen smashed his face in to the ground and cried. "Pritchard is evil... Pritchard, My...one...true..."