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I smile at the audience, "Hey there guys, gals, authors, timelords, and potatoes, and welcome BACK to FOREVERDREAMER12'S NINJAGO DARESHOW!"

The Kid Icarus theme song starts playing.

I scream, "BOB! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU: THIS. IS. NINJAGO!"

"Sorry Ever . . . again!" is my techie's reply.

"Okay then . . . LET'S BEGIN!" I bang on a gong.

"THAT'S SENSEI'S GONG!" gasps Jay. "HE'S GONNA KILL YOU!"

I laugh, "That's okay, he's over there." I point to Sensei, who is sleeping in the corner. "I drugged him. Anyways, on with the DARES!"

Everyone groans. I continue.

"First up, from mdaley83! Cole and Nya, come here." I whisper something in their ears.

"Why?" groans Nya softly. "I don't want to do this . . ."

"YOU HAVE TO!" I say in a sing-song voice. Nya marches up to Cole.

"Hey baby," Cole says. He then grabs her and they start kissing.

"WHAT THE- COOOOOOLE!" screams Jay. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Jay springs at Cole. Nya quickly breaks off him and jumps out of the way. Jay tackles Cole and they start fighting.

"Hey!" shouts Nya. "You guys, I have to tell you something!"

I smirk. "Dare number two, coming right up . . ." The two boys look up at Nya.

"First of all, it was a dare." Jay relaxes. "Second of all . . . well . . . I'm pregnant."

"YOU'RE WHAT?" screams Jay, Cole, and Kai. Jay glares at Cole.

"You . . . IT WASN'T ME SO IT HAS TO BE YOU!"

"NO WAIT!" screeches Cole. "IT'S JUST A DA- AHHHHHHH-" Jay attacks Cole (again).

I sigh, "Well, that was entertaining." Kai gives me the evil eye. "Jeez, Hothead, it was just a dare."

"Really?" whimpers Abigail. "Aww man, I wanted to make cookies at the baby shower!" Lloyd facepalms.

"Okay, now we have some seriously awesome dares!" I shout. "That's because they're from awesomesauce01! Oh man, these were some of my favorites."

"Oh, no!" everyone groans.

"If she likes them, then we're screwed," hisses Pythor.

"Okay, so . . . Cole, go in a room with Lindsey, Nya, and Anna in it, wearing nothing but your underwear!" I mutter to the Ninja of Earth.

Cole's eyes widen. " . . . why me . . . ?" He goes backstage to change.

"Okey dokey," I grin. "Anna, Nya, Lindsey, follow moi!" I lead the girls into an empty room.

"Wow . . . there's a lot of junk in here," says Nya, looking amazed. "Jay would love it . . . there's so many inventing parts! There's also some really weird things . . ." She frowns and picks up a popsicle stick boat.

" . . . Lipstick, a basketball, a plastic foot, streamers, a rubber duck with cross eyes, a paintball gun . . . (I hope Ever doesn't ever have to use that) . . . one of Christy's heels, a pink Easter egg-"

Just then the door opens, cutting her off. Cole stands in the doorway in just a pair of black underwear. Lindsey's eyes widen, and she slaps her hands over her eyes. Nya screams.

"You are sick!" spits Anna. "Really sick!" She than throws Christy's heel at Cole. It hits him right in the forehead.

"Oooh that's gonna leave a bruise . . ." mutters Nya. Anna begins chucking more stuff at him. Cole nearly gets hit with a flying bat . . . twice. Anna has a great aim, but Cole has better reflexes. Suddenly, Anna sees the paintball gun.

"Aaahhh yes . . ." she grins. "This'll do nicely . . ." Cole screams like a little girl and runs out of the room.

I laugh, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-! Okay, next! COLE GET BACK HERE!" Cole rushes back into the room, wearing clothes.

"What?"

"Jay gets to beat you up and you can't fight back!" I grin. "I approve of this dare!"

"AWWW YEAH!" shouts Jay, and he pounces on Cole. Cole starts yelling stuff to at his fellow ninja.

"OWWWWW! JAY YOU JERK! OUCH! GET OFF! WHAT IS THS, LET'S HURT COLE DAY?" I just start cracking up.

"Okay, while they're doing that, ANNA KISS KAI AND LINDSEY KISS ZANE! BUT WAIT UNTIL I GET A CAMERA!" Anna rolls her eyes and pecks Kai on the cheek quickly, and then slaps him.

"OW! HEY! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DARE!" Kai screeches. Lindsey looks at Zane shyly and slowly leans towards him, pressing her lips to his. I take pictures until my camera is out of memory.

"AWESOMESAUCE01 THANK YOU FOR THIS DARE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!" I fangirl. "Okay, you two, that's enough!" Blushing, they pull apart. "Anyways, one truth, and then we've gotta go. Lloyd, do you love Abigail?" Lloyd shifts his weight from side to side.

"Ummmm . . . probably?" I slap him.

"SAY YOU LOVE HER!"

"I LOVE HER! . . . MAYBE!" I whack him on the head with a baseball bat, and he passes out.

"THAT'S ALL, PEEPS! SEE YA LATER!" Cole screams from the corner,

"SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Dreamersamos and MLP Ninjago, I'll do yours next chapter. Anyone else who sent some in, I'll get to them. :D

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