Going to be honest, this was not how I expected things to go after death.

Lelouch vi Britannia thought this, as he looked up at the school in front of him. It was only a few moments after performing the Zero Requiem, that he found himself face to face with God… though this God wasn't exactly how he envisioned him. But the simple version was that this God decided to give him a second life for all that he has done, in a new world. Complete with giving him his Geass again, albeit back to its normal state when he first got it.

"Oh, but be warned that this new world is a bit more… eccentric than the one you're familiar with." God said. "Oh, and look for a young man named Rentarou Aijou. Everything will fall into place once you do."

"Wait-"

"Oh, and in this world, you're a fictional character that's from a popular TV show, but don't worry about it."

"Wait-"

"Alright, good luck!"

"WAIT-"

And that was how Lelouch found himself in an alleyway, dressed in the school's uniform. Sighing, he picked himself up and walked towards the school, ending up in this position now.

"Rentarou Aijou." Lelouch repeated. "That should be easy enough. I can simply ask a faculty member that has access to the student files and figure it out from there-"

"Excuse me, you're Lelouch vi Britannia, correct?"

Lelouch turned around to see a young man approach him. He appeared relatively normal, with a hairstyle not that different from Lelouch's own, albeit a bit messier.

"I'm a big fan of yours." He said, holding out a hand. "I'm Rentarou Aijou."

"Ah, I see." Lelouch shook his hand. "That makes things easier. Well, you see-"

"We'll have to hold off on the explanations for now." Rentarou said. "That's not the part people want to see."

"I'm sorry, what?" Lelouch asked.

"It'll make sense later." Rentarou explained. "Cause that God of Love explained everything to me. How you're gonna be helping me out."

"Wait, that bald guy with a beard was a God of Love?" Lelouch asked.

"Yup." Rentarou confirmed. "And you're gonna have to help me out here."

"With finding love, right?" Lelouch asked. "And I suppose in return-"

"Yeah, I'll help you get all settled and everything." Rentarou promised.

"But… you're just a high school student. And younger than me." Lelouch said. "How are you-?"

"Don't worry about it."

"Saying that just makes me worry more about it!" Lelouch said.

"The readers will be fine with it." Rentarou shrugged. "So let's skip right to the main part."

"What do you mean by that?" Lelouch asked, still just as confused.

"So we're in the same class."

Lelouch was looking at the paper he and Rentarou had gotten after orientation, as they walked down the hall.

"Yup!" Rentarou was looking at the schedule. "Looks like we'll just be going over school rules with our class for the rest of the day."

"I already read them once." Lelouch said. "Don't need to do it again. Besides, while I seem to be nearing seventeen again, I'm mentally much more developed than everyone else."

"Hey, don't just ditch me already!" Rentarou said. "I need-wah!"

"Kyaaa!"

"Ow!"

Rentarou fell backwards, having run into two girls… who were also not watching their step, causing a three-way collision.

"And this is why you watch where you're walking…" Lelouch sighed.

"Ow ow ow…" Rentarou winced. "Ah! Sorry about that!"

"No, I should be the one apologizing here." The first girl, one with a flower in her shoulder-length hair, apologized.

"That hurt! Watch where you're going, will ya?!" The second girl, one with twintails, snapped.

The two of them shared eye contact with Rentarou, and to Lelouch's surprise, he saw sparks connecting from Rentarou to both of them.

Lelouch widened his eyes. "Was that lightning?"

He looked down at the three people, staring at each other as they sat on the floor. It was still going for quite a while. Deciding to speed it on, he cleared his throat to snap them all back to reality.

"A-Are you two okay?" Rentarou asked, holding out a hand.

The girl with the flower reacted quickly, holding her leg. "Owie… I'm sorry, but it seems like I hurt my leg."

Seeing the state of her leg (it was fine), Lelouch was about to speak up, only for the girl to shoot him a glance that told him everything.

Alright, I'm gonna let it unfold. He shrugged.

"Could you… carry me all the way to the nurse's office?" She asked Rentarou, a pleading expression on her face.

"O-Of course!" Rentarou said, holding his arms out. "I'm really sorry! Does it hurt a lot?"

"Oh, n-no. It's nothing mu-"

She stopped when she saw Rentarou was already crying. "I'm so sorry! I'm so very sorry!"

Lelouch himself was also surprised at just how emotional Rentarou was. If it was him, he would've just apologized, and it'd be forgive and forget.

Though the "carrying her to the nurse's office" part was out of the question, since that was something he was physically incapable of doing.

"You okay?" Rentarou had taken the girl's hand, intent on helping her up. "Can you stand?"

"I can do that much." She said. "Thank you."

Lelouch noticed that the girl with twintails looked forgotten during the commotion, looking rather panicky. He was about to ask her if she was alright, before she made a loud outburst. "As if I wanted you to carry me because I hurt my leg!"

"Huh?!" Rentarou whipped around. "What did you say? Did you hurt your leg as well?"

"Th-That's right!" She said. "I did! What, you got a problem with that?"

Ah. She's one of THOSE girls. Lelouch sighed internally.

He looked at Rentarou to see how he was taking this, only to take a step back. Because the boy had just punched himself in the face.

"Whoa!" Lelouch called. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"The hell are you, a walking fortress of muscle?!" Rentarou punched himself again. "How in the world did you manage to injure two people that badly when you barely touched them, you fool?!"

"I-Is something the matter?!" The flower girl asked.

"You having a fit?!" Twintails shouted.

"...perhaps he's more devious than I thought." Lelouch noted. "You two are standing now."

"They are?" Rentarou stopped punching himself, to see that the two were indeed on their feet.

Only to immediately fall over and pretend their legs were hurting. "Owie, owie, owie."

"Anyways, can you two make yourselves useful and carry my friend to the infirmary?" Lelouch asked.

He didn't even need the Geass for this one, as the two were rather willing to help out. Rentarou looked like was in heaven as the two were holding him up by the shoulders.

"By the way, we didn't get your names." Lelouch realized.

"I'm Hakari Hanazono, 1st year of class 4." The girl with the flower introduced herself.

"Name's Karane Inda. Also 1st year in the same class." Said the twin tailed girl.

"What a coincidence." Lelouch said. "The two of us are also in the same class."

Recovering from his brief joy, Rentarou introduced himself. "I'm Rentarou Aijou."

"And I'm-"

"Lelouch vi Britannia, right?" Karane said. "I watched your show."

"If you have, you're not going to question why a supposed fictional character is now your classmate?" Lelouch asked the two girls.

Hakari shrugged. "This town has seen weirder. I'm pretty sure I saw All Might fight a villain a few days ago."

"And I got rescued by Chainsaw Man once." Karane added. "Surprisingly, he took it well after I turned him down."

"Plus, you were in Katawa Shoujo's original release, before they removed you, so you being in a normal school setting isn't out of place." Hakari reasoned.

"Wait, are we allowed to say stuff like that?" Rentarou suddenly asked.

"This is a fanfic, so I think we can, yeah." Karane said.

"...I'm going to pretend I understand what you people are talking about." Lelouch said. I need to study up on the insanity of this world if I'm going to live in it.

As they walked to the nurse's office, a pair of female students walked by.

"Hey, have you heard of that love charm rumor in this school?"

Hakari and Karane both perked up at those words.

"They grow pink clovers in the school's garden, and if you confess to someone while giving them a four-leaf one, the confession will definitely succeed."

"What? How childish."

"I know, but it's apparently never failed…"

"That sounds scary…"

"I just remembered I have to take care of something." Hakari said.

"Me too." Karane agreed.

"What about your legs?!" Rentarou called, as they both quickly ran off.

"They are aware the odds of finding a four-leaf clover is 1 in 5000, right?" Lelouch asked, watching them run. "...no, probably not. Anyways, we're outside of the infirmary, so I can leave you here."

"What are you going to do?" Rentarou asked.

"Study at the library." Lelouch said. "I'm going to take a look into the media surrounding my story."

Walking out of the library, Lelouch was quite silent as he walked down the halls. Four hours had passed, as he skimmed through the compilation movies, as well as the unique sequel surrounding his resurrection. He looked out the window, deep in thought.

So there's a timeline out there where Shirley lives… Lelouch somberly thought. I'm glad that possibility exists, although I can't help but be jealous.

His rather depressed thought train crashed as he saw two certain students rummaging around the school garden.

"What the-?!" He stared at Hakari and Karane, who were both looking through the clovers desperately. "They've been going at it for over four hours?!"

The incredulity of the situation was unbelievable, as he walked around towards the exit that opened up to the garden. But just as he was about to, he ran into Rentarou, who was carrying two drink cans.

"You're still here? I thought you'd be home by now." Lelouch said.

"Hey, I can't just abandon you." Rentarou reasoned. "That, and I spent four hours helping a teacher find his contact lenses."

If he's that determined to search this long, these girls will make a good match with him. Lelouch noted. Although I wonder who he's going to choose.

The two entered the garden, though only Karane was there at the moment.

"Inda." Rentarou called. "Finding a four-leaf clover is harder than it looks, right?"

"Aijou?!" She whipped around, shocked at his appearance.

"And me." Lelouch raised a hand.

"Oh, Lelouch too." Karane seemed more calm around him. "Wait, which last name should I use for you?"

"Doesn't matter." Lelouch shrugged. "First name basis is fine by me, anyways."

"Alright. Where was I… right!" Karane turned back to Rentarou. "S-Say what?! Me, looking for a four-leaf clover?! As if that'd be the case!"

Lelouch sat down on the curb. This was proving to be quite entertaining. "You do realize that hiding your embarrassment only made things worse, right?"

"Sh-Shut up!"

"Where'd the other one go? Hakari, was it?" Lelouch asked, looking around.

Karane looked just as surprised. "She was here a minute ago. Maybe the bathroom or something?"

"Well then." Rentarou cleared his throat before holding out the drink. "Here. You're probably tired, so you can have this."

Karane looked at it, before blushing and looking away. "Wh-What's this for? What's the deal?"

"O-Oh, alright." Rentarou pulled his arm back. "If it comes off as creepy, then you don't have to-"

She snatched it out of his hand. "This feels so creepy that my stomach acid or whatever is gonna flow backwards, but I'll drink it for you, since I don't want it to go to waste!"

"You're being so unreasonable that even I can tell you're forcing yourself!" Rentarou noted.

Lelouch raised a brow at how nonsensical, yet sensical that exchange was. "You should probably call it a day. It has gotten quite late."

"You don't have to tell me twice!" She snapped at Lelouch. She turned away, silent, before looking at Rentarou. "Th-Thank you."

Lelouch looked at Rentarou, who looked lovestruck at seeing Karane's tsundere behavior.

"Hmph! Don't think I'm thankful for this!" Karane ran off so Rentarou couldn't see her face.

"Which one is it?!" Rentarou called after her.

"Aijou? Lelouch?"

Rentarou turned around to see Hakari walking up.

"Why are you here?" She asked.

"I just ran into him after a study session." Lelouch waved a hand.

"As for me, you two have been searching for a four leaf clover this whole time, and the both of you must be thirsty, so I brought you this." Rentarou held up the other drink. "Would you like some?"

"You went through the trouble to-!" Hakari stopped herself. "Ah, but with all that juice, I can't finish a whole can by myself… could you drink half for me?"

"Ah, right. I thought that might happen, so I bought a 190 ml can on top of the 350 ml can." Rentarou said, pulling out another. "Lelouch! You can have this one!"

He tossed the 350 ml can to Lelouch, as it landed perfectly upright next to him on the curb. Lelouch chuckled as he picked it up. "And I thought I was always prepared for things."

"Ah, but, half of 390 ml is 175 ml, and 190 ml is still an extra 15 ml." Hakari reasoned. "It's hard for me to finish that much…"

"Is 15 ml really that big of a deal?!" Rentarou asked.

Lelouch on the other hand, as Rentarou carefully drank 15 ml (or as close as he could), had already realized what Hakari was planning.

I see. Lelouch chuckled quietly. Hakari wants Rentarou to drink from the can so she can drink from it after, therefore achieving an indirect kiss. Quite the schemer, she is. She reminds me quite a bit of Milly, actually.

Lelouch watched as Rentarou handed the slightly less full can, before Hakari took it. She slowly put it to her lips… only for her hands to shake so much that the juice was spilling everywhere, and she dropped it into the floor. She screamed in anguish at her incompetence formed from her nervousness.

"You loved the juice that much?!" Rentarou asked, confused.

And that's one plan that failed. Lelouch drank from his own can of juice, watching as Rentarou pulled out a handkerchief.

"You spilled some juice on your skirt." Rentarou told Hakari. "Here, clean it up with this."

She reached up, seemingly taking it… only to grasp Rentarou's hand instead.

"H-Huh?!" Rentarou started to blush. "Ha-Hanazono?!" Her hands are so soft…!

"Aijou…" Hakari looked up at him. "I… I like you! Please, go out with me!"

Rentarou was red as a fire truck as he processed this confession. How could he not, since this was the first time he ever got a successful one? "Wh-What?!"

"I-I'm so sorry. I know this is quite sudden, but I seem to have fallen in love with you at first sight!" Hakari said. "And… it looks like I'm not the only one who shares these feelings for you, Aijou… I feel like I'll regret this for the rest of my life… if I don't do this soon!"

Rentarou was letting out tears of joy. This is the first time a girl has confessed to me… I'm soooo happy!

"An interesting development." Lelouch commented. So that was what that lightning flash I saw; the lightning strike of true love. But that would mean…

Right on schedule, Karane made her presence known, having seen everything. And she proceeded to drop several cans of juice at what she was seeing.

"Huh-? Inda?!" Rentarou saw the girl again. "Wh-Why did you come back?"

"And would you care to tell us why you have enough juice cans for a kindergarten class?" Lelouch added, looking at them rolling on the floor.

"I-It's not like I wanted to give you something in return, but didn't know what flavor you preferred and ended up buying every single kind, got it!?" Karane shouted.

"I'm happy you did that for me, but now I feel really guilty!" Rentarou responded.

Lelouch took the time to pick up all the juice cans as Karane confronted Hakari. "And you! How dare you try to upstage me here, huh?!"

"U-Upstage you~? What could you possibly mean~?" Hakari said in the most false honesty voice imaginable. "I totally didn't know that you liked Aijou as well, Inda."

"Yeah, right! You said "I'm not the only one who shares these feelings for you, Aijou," didn'tcha!?" She sharply inhaled, before whipping around to Rentarou, face red. "I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!"

"Too late for that, don't you think!?" Rentarou argued, a bit exasperated.

"You girls are both terrible liars." Lelouch sighed, stacking the juice cans.

"Hmph, but if Aijou insists, it's not like I won't go out with you, either!" Karane added.

"This is a first." Lelouch said, raising a brow.

"Yeah." Rentarou agreed. "A person confessing by acting like they were already confessed to."

"Definitely a more unique method." Lelouch commented, neatly picking up the juice cans.

"Th-That's not it… I meant that…" Karane completely dropped the tsun part, switching to dere. "I.. I also like you, Aijou! Please, go out with me!"

As Rentarou froze up, Lelouch narrowed his eyes, trying to analyze the situation. So that spark was the sign of love at first sight, but Rentarou managed to end up sparking with both of them. This is quite the conundrum for him.

"Aijou… which one of us will you go out with? Tell me!/Well?" Karane and Hakari asked.

The tension grew, and Lelouch could've sworn he heard Rentarou's heartbeat grow. He looked at him, waiting for his answer.

"We'll be right back after this author's note!" Rentarou shouted.

"YOU WANNA GET YOUR BUTT KICKED?!" Karane yelled.

"Dang. I got a transition line, but not an author's note." Rentarou said, looking up.

"Instead of focusing on that, shouldn't you think about your answer?" Lelouch suggested.

The two of them were walking towards Rentarou's place, as Rentarou was deep in thought on what his answer was going to be. He told them that he needed some time to think it over before saying who he'd pick.

Rentarou sighed, but smiled. "This turned into a wonderful problem, though!"

"How?" Lelouch raised a brow.

"To think the day where I'd have to deal with the hassle of two girls confessing to me would come! Me! The guy with a hundred consecutive rejections!" He shouted, as they arrived at his house.

"A hundred?!" Lelouch took a step back. "That's a shock!"

"Yeah, you can see why I'm so happy." Rentarou told him, tears flowing down his face.

"Well… just realize the issues with this." Lelouch said, as he walked into the house, making his way to the guest room.

"Issues…?"

Lelouch was surviving away on the web with the computer in the guest room (Rentarou's family seemed quite rich). He was continuing his research, with everything this world had about his life, in the "fictional" show Code Geass. He was now looking into as much as he could.

"Let's see here… my most well-known voice actors are Jun Fukuyama and Johnny Yong Bosch. I should see what other works they've performed in. I've had crossover appearances in other video games such as Super Robot Wars. And… Code MENT? What's this?"

He clicked a single highlight compilation, and everything was instantly answered as he spent the next hour watching it. He honestly didn't know if he should be insulted at how everyone was made moronic and how offensive it was, or amused at how it portrayed them and gave several clever jokes.

"I don't understand how that version of me survived for so long." Lelouch admitted. "And that goes for that version of Kallen… and especially that version of Suzaku. Though I'll have to admit that several of the jokes were actually well thought out and funny."

Before Lelouch could continue his research on what else this world knew of him, he heard what sounded like a slam from Rentarou's room. Sighing, he walked down the hall and opened the door of Rentarou's room, seeing the boy slamming his head on the desk.

"I see you figured out the issue." Lelouch commented, leaning against the doorframe.

"I can't just choose one!" Rentarou said to him. "And the God of Love said in the original manga that if I choose one, the other's going to die!"

"Damn old bastard." Lelouch muttered. "So this is why we skipped the meeting that normally happens after you realize the issue."

"Oh hey, you did your first fourth wall break. Normally your Code MENT does it more often." Rentarou said, shifting gears.

"I'm adapting, although I don't know if I'm doing it right." Lelouch shrugged. "But if you said you were rejected a hundred times… I'm going to guess you have a hundred soulmates, right?"

"Right."

Lelouch sighed, putting a hand on his head at the potential stress. But he brushed it to the side for now.

"Then think, what's the simple solution?" Lelouch said.

Rentarou put a hand under his chin. "Maybe I can date them at the same time…"

"Yes…"

"Without letting either of them know about it! That'd work, right?!" Rentarou said.

"...don't hit yourself."

Rentarou's fist was an inch away from his face as he realized that he couldn't go with that idea, since he was more-or-less two-timing them. He knew how heartfelt their confessions were, so he couldn't go with a half-assed and scummy idea like this.

"You were on the right track, but you added too much." Lelouch said.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

The following day, Hakari and Karane were waiting at the school garden again, as both Rentarou and Lelouch joined them.

"Good morning, Aijou. Lelouch." Hakari greeted.

"I don't see why Lelouch had to show, but at least you're here." Karane said, hands on her hips. "We're gonna be late for homeroom, so hurry up and tell us your answer!"

"You should probably pay attention to how he looks." Lelouch suggested.

It was then that they noticed Rentarou's clothes and face were caked with dirt.

"Why do you look so dirty?!" Karane demanded.

"Ah, sorry. I had something to take care of." Rentarou apologized, rubbing the back of his head. "Lelouch helped me out too."

"But he doesn't look dirty, or winded…?" Hakari noticed, before shaking her head. "So… have you made up your mind about the confession?"

"...yes." Rentarou held out his hand… towards both of them. "I would like to go out with both of you, please!"

There was a rather large silence, as Lelouch looked at his watch and started counting down for…

"H-HUUUUUUUUUH?!" Karane shouted. "What the hell are you saying?! Are you nuts?!"

"I know how absurd of a request this is, but…!" He clenched his fists. "I really tried, but I just can't make up my mind! I love both of you so much! I can't just choose one of you! I may be two-timing, but that doesn't mean I'll let you guys suffer! I'll try my best to make both of you the happiest girls in the world! So I'm begging you two, please go out with me!"

"Wh-What do you take me for?!" Karane asked. "Trying to sweet-talk me here. There's no way I'll go through with this two timing stuff-huh?"

"I'm sure this shows his level of devotion towards you." Lelouch said, smiling.

"Pink four-leaf clovers?!" Karane realized.

"You have two of them?!" Hakari was shocked. "Both of us together couldn't even find one…"

"H-How did you get them?!" Karane asked.

"He was searching for them since last night." Lelouch explained. "The groundskeeper owed him a favor for finding his contacts."

"So that's why he's covered in mud." Hakari realized.

"A-Are you an idiot or something?!" Karane yelled. "You're a high schooler and you freaking believe in that silly confession success charm thingamajig?!"

"Inda, please stop. This is going to backfire and you'll just end up taking me down with you." Hakari said flatly.

"I'd say quit the act, but this seems to be your core personality trait…" Lelouch sweatdropped.

"Oh, I get it! The reason you looked for those rare four-leaf clovers and got all covered in mud was all so you could show us how "sincere" you are, am I right?!" Karane guessed smugly. "You probably had your buddy Geass you into finding it so it was easier! Using a cheap trick like that, just so you could two-time us, is despicable! I'll never accept it!"

"Um… sorry, but that was never my intention in the first place." Rentarou said, a bit confused.

"And surprisingly, your accusation about using my Geass is false." Lelouch said, putting a hand over his eye. "I did offer to use my Geass on him so he could search more efficiently, but he declined. Him finding the clovers was all his effort."

"Did you suggest the idea of dating both of us at the same time?" Hakari asked.

"I was going to, but he got to the conclusion before I did." Lelouch said.

"Why would you be fine with-?" Hakari started, before noticing Lelouch's expression. "...oh. Right. Your "dear old dad" realizing the downsides of having too many wives."

"Yes, but I'm positive that you two aren't anything like 95 percent of my family, so I'm sure it'll work out." Lelouch said.

"Then what was-?!" Karane started.

"Now, now, Inda." Hakari pulled her back. "Just because you had a huge swing-and-a-miss with your big, smug paragraph earlier, doesn't mean you should start going wild."

"I mean… look, you guys really gave it your all, just to find these four-leaf clovers. So I figured you both probably like romantic confessions where there's some sort of love charm involved." Rentarou explained. "That's why I thought it would make you guys happy…"

He blushed slightly.

"...If I were the one to confess while giving you guys these…"

The two girls were overwhelmed by the pure intentions Rentarou gave, as they were knocked onto their knees, noses bleeding. Lelouch had half a mind to give them tissues, but didn't want to interject himself into Rentarou's confession more than he already has.

"I… I see now." Hakari said, as Karane wiped her nose. "Understood. If you say this is what you want to do, Aijou, then I don't mind you two-timing us!"

"Huuuuh?! Now even you're saying weird stuff!" Karane pointed out.

"I can't help it. I like Aijou too much." Hakari said, wiping the blood from her own nose. "I like him so much that I can't even imagine falling in love with anyone but Aijou!"

"W-Wait, what about Lelouch?!" Karane suggested.

"Excuse me?" Lelouch said, unamused.

"I've always been a hardcore shipper of Lelouch X C.C., so on the off chance that the author starts bringing in more Code Geass characters into the fanfic, I'm not getting in the way!" Hakari reasoned.

"...you're also a Lelouch X C.C. shipper?" Both Rentarou and Karane asked.

Lelouch cleared his throat. "I would appreciate you all getting back on track instead of discussing my love life."

"Right. Right." Hakari turned back to Rentarou, grabbing his arm. "Compared to being rejected by him and not being able to be together… letting him be a two-timer doesn't even matter to me! I'll be in your care from here on out, Rentarou."

"R-Right!" Rentarou could've sworn he felt his heart pop.

"Whaaaaaaaat?!" Hakari yelled. She clenched her teeth, before running and grabbing Rentarou's other arm. "I-If you can't make us happy, I'll never forgive you!"

"Oh? Weren't you the one who was so insistent on not going through with being two-timed?" Hakari teased.

"I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!" Karane argued.

"I promise…" Rentarou said, looking at the two. "I'll make sure you two are happy!"

"Are you sure you can make it work…?" Karane said, still a bit unsure.

"You forget who's helping him." Lelouch said, stepping up and throwing his arm forward as if flourishing a cape. "As I will be here to make sure this relationship flourishes!"

"Are you sure you can pull it off?" Hakari asked.

"Do you forget who I am?" Lelouch smirked. "For not only am I Lelouch vi Britannia, former 99th emperor of Britannia, but I was the leader of the Black Knights! I am Zero, worker of miracles!"

"...this is going to be chaotic." Karane sighed.

"You know, you comment about how absurd we can be, but you're quite quirky yourself, Lelouch." Hakari commented.

"Forgive me. I just watched an entire series where a version of me forgot to put air holes in his helmet, so I might be in the mood for a bit of insanity." Lelouch chuckled.

"What are the odds there's going to be soup store jokes in this fanfic?" Rentarou asked.

"Very high." Lelouch sighed, resigning himself to his new life.

Ah well. It certainly wouldn't be boring, that's for sure.

A/N: Well, I'm finally back from my break from writing. It has been a while, hasn't it? And I'm returning with my first longfic that's a lot more geared towards comedy (likely making this my first crackfic).

I thought of this one because I sped-read through 100 Girlfriends and thought; it would be really funny if Rentarou had a really competent wingman. And then I re-experienced Code Geass thanks to my new mecha brainrot, and this really stupid idea was born.

The only advice I can give you is to check out both series, because this thing is gonna be one massive shitpost (which isn't that hard since 100 Girlfriends already was basically one).

Feel free to leave a review. See you all next time.