Chapter 2 The Clofia Shop

Due to the fact that Tifa nearly bet the living crap out of Cloud, Cloud decides to go see the seller. It is none other than Sephorith himself, who is in business attire.

"Sephorith!?" Cloud gasps reaching for an invisible gun.

"Cloud my little false hero," Sephorith says," you think that I'm here to cause another fight right?"

"Well, that's what I'm thinking," Cloud replies.

"Well I met a girl," Sephorith admits as Cloud's eyes become big.

"A-a G-girl!?" Cloud gasps as Sephorith rolls his eyes.

"Yes you incompetent, stuttering monkey," Sephorith says," Anyway, I have no doubt that you are here to discuss ownership of my little shop."

"Sephorith get to the point," Cloud sighs.

"Due to the fact that my girl-" He pauses to let Cloud become confused again." Doesn't like the fact that I have a shop, and I don't spend a lot of time with her, so I'm selling it. But there are a couple of things you should know. One, there is a moan heard from the sink when it rains. Two, for some odd reason an even worse version of Chris Brown shows up. If that's possible. And finally Rebecca Black plays when it's Friday. There are many other things wrong with it, but I still hate you."

Sephorith's cell phone rings as he answers it." Hello? Yeah? Yeah? Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah?" He moves the speaker end away from him." Okay, I'll tell you the address after I drop my girl off at her parent's place."

TIFA!" Cloud shouts banging on Zack and Aerith's home." LET ME IN!"

"I'll let you in once we GET ANOTHER SHOP AND HOME!" Tifa shouts reading a magazine.

"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" Cloud shouts.

"Sorry doesn't cut it, Cloud!" Tifa shouts." Do you know how much MEMORIES that shop held!?"

Cloud thinks of a memory, but all he remembers is Zack banging his head on the door. He was trying to make an entrance and instead head-butted the door like a goat.

"One?" Cloud says although it comes out more like a question.

"LOTS!" Tifa shouts." I remember all of them!"
"Name one then!"

Tifa thinks of a memory but remembers Aerith's wardrobe malfunction. Apparently, a part of her robe fell apart revealing a part that we shall not tell. To help cover up her embarrassment, Tifa knocked out every guy in the bar.

"Well, there are so many that I can't even name one!"

Cloud sighs as someone taps his shoulder. He turns around quickly, taking a right hook at whoever touched him. The figure sweeps his legs from him, and as he flips on his back, Cloud catches the sight of a familiar robe and black boots.

"What the hell Sephorith!?" Cloud moans as the fallen angel laughs.

"You expect me not to react to an attack?" Sephorith scoffs moving a strand of hair from his eyes." I thought I knew you better than that, Cloud."

Cloud gets up while sighing in annoyance." Anyway, what do you want?"

"You," Sephorith says making Cloud look at him as if he's an alien." To help me with my girl problems."

"Oh," Cloud says then remembers his problem." Aren't you supposed to help me with my shop problem?"

Sephorith thrusts a chain of keys in his chest, and Cloud takes them, a little hasty.

"Now help me with my problems!" Sephorith commands with his sword at Cloud's neck.

Cloud moves the blade away from his neck, rather calmly." Look, I have one problem to deal with, so once I get this problem done I'll help you."

"You better," Sephorith warns vanishing.

Cloud blinks twice then begins to go in the apartment. When he turns the doorknob he realizes he is still locked out.

"TIFA!" Cloud shouts.

"SHUT UP CLOUD!" Tifa shouts.

"Cloud where are you taking me?" Tifa asks as Cloud leads her through the streets of Midgar blindfolded.

"It's a surprise, babe!" Cloud shouts.

"First, I am not your babe. Second, I will not make you a sandwich!" Tifa shouts.

Cloud leads her straight into a sign.

"OW!" Tifa shouts." Watch where you're going!"

Tifa punches the sign, sending it flying down the street. It hits Reno who happens to walk by, stumbling into its path.

"Sorry Reno!" Cloud calls as they continue.

Cloud eventually leads her to the shop, which looks more like a house than a shop.

"Take it off!" Cloud shouts as Tifa blushes.

"Cloud I don't think this is the place to take my top off," Tifa says.

"Your blindfold," Cloud elaborates as Tifa takes off her blind fold.

Tifa's eyes become filled with happiness.

"You got the Seventh Heaven back!?" Tifa gasps.

"Well, it's just another shop," Cloud says.

"Oh," Tifa says as Cloud hands her the keys.

Tifa goes to unlock the door, and is astonished by what it looks like.

"Cloud?" Tifa asks going inside to inspect it further." Did you buy a night bar mixed with a restaurant from the 80's mixed with the modern day era?"

Cloud looks inside, and shrugs.

"Meh,it's okay Doc," Bugs Bunny says appearing behind him.

The rabbit quickly walks away as Cloud turns his head.

"Okay, Cloud, it's time to talk about positions," Tifa says as Cloud puts a McDonald's bag on the table she is sitting at.

"Can we eat first?" Cloud asks sitting down and beginning to open the bag.

"It'll be fast, I promise," Tifa says as Cloud closes the bag." Anyway, what should we name the shop? I'm thinking Tifa+Cloud's Fantastic Bar by night, restaurant by day. Or does that seem too long?"

"Kinda long," Cloud says," but not as long as my hunger."

"You'll eat soon, I promise," Tifa says." And then there's Tifa's Fantastic Bastaurant- which is a bar and a restaurant in one. Too confusing?"

"Too odd," Cloud says rubbing his stomach," sounds like Zack came up with the name. But even he gets good ideas on an empty stomach."

"Let's finish this first, kay?" Tifa asks as Cloud sighs, leaning back in his seat." Then I have The Tenth Sex."

"Okay, that sounds like a strip club, as if we don't have enough as it is. A club sounds good to me right now."

Tifa slams her hand on the table, but the table is like steel." It's all about you, Cloud. Cloud needs this! and Cloud wants that! I have needs too you know!? Just because you were the star in the game, numerous times, does not mean you are better than everyone else!"

Cloud blinks twice." Why not combine both of our names? I mean since we're partners we could just use both our names in a combined method."

Tifa blinks twice." Cloud you're a genius!"

"Great now excuse me while I eat my Big Mac."

Cloud opens his bag, taking his big Mac out, while Tifa thinks about what to do with their shop.