Chapter 4
Cloud stands at the counter on a slow, slow, slow day. Of course It was the second day that the shop was opened, so he expected it. Just as he is about to fall alslepp a certain ninja pops up in front of the counter.
"Hey Cloud!" Yuffue chimes as Cloud rolls his eyes.
"Don't pretend as if you're innocent!" Cloud exclaims.
"So what I sold the Seventh Heaven, but I only did it to get you away from that crazy Dyke," Yuffie says.
"I'll admit she's crazy, but she's not a Dyke," Cloud defends as Yuffie rolls her eyes.
"Why do you stay with her anyway Cloud?" Yuffie asks sitting on the counter." I mean, all she does is beat you up like a punching bag."
"Even though she hates my guts, sometimes, she's a childhood friend," Cloud replies.'" That and I can't leave her by herself. The fan boys are crazier than the fan girls."
"What you think they'll do? Rape her?"
"She's a heavy sleeper, so yeah."
Yuffie sighs." Why are you interested in older woman anyway?" She lies on her back on the counter." I mean they're all old and stiff."
"Tifa's not that old. At least I don't think so. She never tells me her age."
"I'll tell you my age."
Cloud looks at her confused." I know how old you are, Yuffie, and that is why I won't go out with you. You're too old for me."
"But age is just a number, Cloud."
"And jail is just a room. Plus Tifa would kill me before I went to jail."
Yuffi hears footsteps." You wanna bet spiky?"
Yuffie grabs Cloud's hand, and places it on her breasts. Then she lets out a loud moan as Tifa walks in on the false scene.
"CRAP!" Cloud shouts quickly running away.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU CLOUD!"
Yuffie, being proved right, walks out of the shop to devise a plan.