Me and Clara were hanging out on a Tuesday when that Amy Pond came over that day, man she's a fucking bitch. I do not like her very much. She rang the doorbell and Clara had to answer because I fucking hate Rose so fucking much.
I went downstairs and said, "Hey Rose" with a fake fucking smile.
"Hey!" she said happily, although she didn't know that I hated her. Man, she was so ugly. Blonde fugly bitch.
Me, Clara and Rose were sitting on my bed talking about aliens and shit. Suddenly Rose's phone beeped. She looked at it and got all happy.
"What the fuck are you happy about Rose?" I said, upset that Rose was so happy over something.
"Oh my boyfriend is coming over! Oh my god, you guys are going to love him!" she squealed in excitement. Then she rushed downstairs and watched the window out front, waiting for her fucking boyfriend (who has no taste btw) to come.
Finally a really nice sports car showed up outside and OMG THE FUCKING SEXIEST MAN EVAH CAME UP TO THE DOOR! I went downstairs immediately to greet him and to get him to see the light.
He was 6'3 and the hottest guy TO EVER LIVE!
"This is my boyfriend," Roe said holding his hand.
I gasped when I saw him. He was so hot! Spitting image of David Tenant. How did fucking bitch Rose land him? OMG I was so jealous!
We talked to him and I stared at him the whole time, picturing him naked.
When he left, I put Rose in her fucking place. "No seriously Rose! He is sooooo fucking sexy! Oh my god, I really hope you're getting on that. You'd better fucking be-" I started to hump the air but I was interrupted by Clara frantically covering my mouth. She dragged me out of the room.
"What?" I said as we got out.
"Oh my god Evelyn, you are so fucking embarrassing!" Clara yelled at me traumatized.
"Whatevs," I said. Then I went back up to the room. Then I masturbated.
After Bitch Rose was done screwing David Tenant we mapped out our plans.
"When are we going to map out the plans?" I asked.
"Matt and Luke are doing it upstairs," Natalie said. (Matt and Luke are our slave aliens by the way.)
"Matt and Luke are doing it? Oh, that makes sense!" I said with a giggle.
Rose walked in. "What's going on?" she asked.
"Oh, Matt and Luke are upstairs doing it," I informed her. We all laughed.