The next day, the three of us were planning a nationality rave. Then I went to the park.
Okay so a few weeks ago I met this sexy-ass motherfucker and it all started when I was in a park with a lot of trees in it.
I was sitting at the bottom of a linden tree reading Cosmopolitan and I was reading a really fucking sexy article about penises and I got really turned on. Suddenly I licked my lips and looked up from the magazine.
My eyes met with the gorgeous sexy blue eyes of a really sexy young boy in his early twenties. He had a sexy tan. He was a brunette. He was so hot. He smiled at me with his perfect, straight, white teeth. He suddenly got up and slowly walked towards me. His stride was mesmerizing.
My mouth opened wide as he strutted towards me. Then he said, "Hey, what's your name?"
I fainted.
He woke me up with his sexiness. I nearly fainted again but I did not. But then we started banging underneath the linden tree.
Afterwards he zipped up his pants. And then he handed it to me. It was a slip of paper with his name and number on it.
I proceeded to go home floating on a cloud, not literally though because that would be physically impossible you imbecile.
Since then he has been frequently visiting my house and we have been having sexual intercourse. He also has really large genitalia. He's soooo hot.