He answered and kindly said hello.
"Doctor doctor, YOU NEED TO HELP ME! PLEASE!" I yelled.
"What is it dear?" he replied.
"Ok so I got with this guy I liked, then I was driving back home from one of our dates andI was talking to him and I called him Ian and then he got all mad and then he said that his name was Greg and then he kicked me out of the car and I walked back on over to your house and then the doorbell rang and I answered and it was him and then he took off this mask and revealed THE HE IS AN GREEN ANGRY GREEN ALIEN!" I explained.
All the Doctor did was groan, "That is what you get for being a whoring idiot! I never liked you very much anyways, and quite frankly I don't care if your little green alien date fucking eats you because you bloody well deserve it you fecking eejit!"
"Please please please help!" I begged.
"No," he promptly responded, laughing as he hanged up the phone.
Then I called up Rose.
"Hello?" she answered.
"Hey Rose, I need your help!" I said.
"Shut up, I do not like you," she said back.
"Please! I'm begging you!" I pleaded.
"Fine!" she exclaimed, "Meet me in the Tardis."
"Okay!" I said.
I then went into the basement and went into the Tardis. I pressed the keycode and went inside it and saw Rose.
"Alright, what did you do you knobhead?" she asked angrily.
"Okay so I was on this date with this guy and as we were driving back in his sports car I asked him to get me something and I called him Ian and then he got all mad and said he was Greg and he called me stupid-"
"He's right you now!" she interrupted me evilly.
"Shut up cunt. Anyways he kicked me out of his car because he sucks balls and then I had to walk home and then I heard a knock on my doorstep and I went out and he was there. I though he was going to apologize but he didn't. Instead he went off to his head and revealed that he was an alien! A green scary alien!" I said crying.
"So?" she said sassily with her hand on her hips.
"SO! He knows Doctor's Who's Address!" I exclaimed.
"Fine, we'll defeat him," she got out a shot-pistol gun.
"NOOOO! You cannot defeat him using that you amateur! You must use your smarts to defeat him!" I told her.
"Fine!" she said and then she put away the rifle.
"What do we do?" she asked.
"I have an idea!" I said.
TO BE CONTINUED...