When it was time for our plan to be executed, The Doctor, Clara and Rose went into hiding. I invited "Greg" over for sex.
He came home, seemingly unaware that he had revealed himself an alien to me in the past. He came to the house and we had sex and I stuck a video camera in his "forbidden area". He didn't notice because he's stoopid.
Then he left and I went to the Tardis where Doctor Who, Rose and Amy were watching Greg's daily life on a Mac, (you know, that computer thingamajig that you probably do not have because you don't have style).
We saw him drive down the street in his ohstillsosuperfuckingsexyredsportscarthatisOMGhotterthanthetardis!
Then we saw him go into Walmart on 42nd street! (That is a street in his town by the way. You have no IDEA where the Walmart I'm talking about is; so you can't come and visit loser!)
We snuck in there in clever disguises. We made ourselves look like fat pigs so we would fit in there. We carried out the plan.
We were walking through, when suddenly...I knocked over a lipgloss display! I tried frantically to pick it all up, but then Rose glared at me, as though she thought I was annoying, and I quickly ran away from the scene.
AN: Why! If you have made it this far into my deeply offensive insults, then you MUST love me! Of course, I don't blame you! Well, at this point you might as well just keep on reading, you've probably lost about every splicking ounce of your precious pride by now! Don't worry, you can cry yourself to sleep now. Nobody's watching you. :)