GoodLuckMotherFuckers- A re-edited version of the first two chapters, I do not own bleach.

All credit for edditing goes to Not so Anonymous, who at first was a reviewer turn into kick ass beta-reader. All credit goes to her!

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Abarai Orihime.

Mr. and Mrs Abarai.

The Abarai household.

No matter how many times Orihime ran the names through her head it still felt so surreal to her. To think a month ago she was a normal school girl with a crush on grouchy classmate of hers; only to discover new powers within her, and a new world. But despite all that, the most shocking news to her was she was now engaged to someone else—and not to the man she loved.

Ichigo.

Orihime sent a sorrowful and wishful look across the classroom, observing the substitute soul reaper as he pecked away at his notes, focused on the lesson at hand.

As silver grey eyes watched and studied; another pair of dark, cool, and calculating eyes studied and watched her in return.


Thunk

Thin reddish eyebrows twitched in pure annoyance as Renji stamped and labored away at his paper work, strokes of pure black ink following in pursuit at the different facial expressions the young soul reaper was making.

That donkey ass face.

Thunk

Makes a mess out of everything and everyone lives, and leaves others to clean up the mess.

A mental image of Orihime's tearful face ran through his mind, resulting in a string of curses and grumbles that gave the 6th division head quarters a dark, brooding aura, and a clear message to stay away.

Too bad that message was ignored by captain Byakuya.

"Lieutenant Renji Abarai?" a clear monotone voice spoke, interrupting Renji's train of thought.

A low grumble was the only reply Renji gave to his captain as he continued to stamp away at the stack of papers before him. A frown line appeared on Byakuya's pale forehead, a sign that he not pleased that his lieutenant was so clearly on autopilot today.

"This concerns a personal matter of yours." Renji, fully alert now, mentally groaned, expecting to the topic to be about Rukia.

"And your marriage license request with Inoue Orihime?"


"Hey Hime! Wait! Orihime! Will you stop!" Orihime paused and turned around to see her best friend Tatsuki pushing and shoving fellow classmates who were leaving to get lunch, out of her way so she can reach Orihime.

"Tatsuki-chan?" Orihime blinked at her out of breath friend, who now was standing in front of her.

"Where have you been? You and the others have been missing for a month! A month!" Tatsuki bawled out, waving her hands in the air; as if too make her point clearer.

"Tatsuki I-" Orihime began to speak,but was silenced by a second outburst from her good friend. "And what is going on with Rukia and Ichigo too!" Tatsuki murmured more quietly then her previous outburst. "Everyone can sense the change between them" Tatsuki's eyes narrowed. "Did Ichigo hurt you Orihime? Because I swear-!"

Orihime stood in awe, watching her good friend shouting how she was going to kill Ichigo, silently thanking any deity for having someone as good as Tatsuki in her life. There was so much she wanted to say to her; especially what had happened between Ichigo and Rukia, and to cry in her arms like she had in the past.

But instead, without thinking, blurted out an another matter. "Tatsuki!" Orihime suddenly spoke, catching Tatsuki by surprise and stopping her rant.

"I'm getting married!"


Renji's mouth hung open for only a second, before quickly pulling himself together to stare completely flabbergasted at his captain for knowing such information. He did that in secrecy!

"Why do you care?" Renji spat out, locking eyes with his captain. "I didn't know I had to ask for your permission for her hand in marriage." Renji muttered with heavy sarcasm under his breath.

Despite Renji's comments and attitude, it didn't seem to faze the 6th division captain at all, "In a way you do Renji," Byakuya murmured, gaining Renji's full attention. "Because I am the one who approves this license or not."

A loud thud echoed through the room as Renji's face dropped to the table "Fuck my luck," Renji mentally groaned.

"So I will ask again, what is the reason for this suddenly engagement?" Renji halfway pulled his head up from the table to mutter, "It's the honorable thing to do."

"That's all?" Byakuya questioned, still indifferent to the whole matter.

"Hai," Renji growled. Going into details with his captain on why he was marrying Orihime was simply not something he planned on doing anytime soon; the rest was between him and Orihime.

"I see." Byakuya's glance fell down thoughtfully. "The honorable thing to do?" Byakuya repeated. "So you got Inoue Orihime pregnant?"


GoodLuckMotherFuckers- There was chapter one! I hope you enjoyed, is open to any constructive criticism too, see you later!