A/N: Just a few things…
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More Tales of Yue's Harem
by Shadow Crystal Mage
Disclaimer: Akamatsu owns them all. I don't Please don't sue me.
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Whip
Point in fact, Haruna has never used a whip in her life. That said, the physics of whips in her manga are actually quite accurate, if a bit exaggerated. And while it looks nice in a drawing to hang someone upside down by their legs to whip them with their panties showing, you can't do it for long, since all the blood goes to their head. Plus it's more fun when they can't move.
"Naughty girl," Yue said tonelessly at Haruna, who was strapped face-down to the bed with silk ropes. "You dare think to draw your master in such a position?"
"Whip me good, Yue-sama!" Haruna cried.
Yup, she's never used a whip in her life…
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Polyamory
In the aftermath of what would later be infamously known as the '3-A and Negi-sensei Orgy', a defeated Chisame looked out over the clumps of naked girls– and one boy– and sighed, doing the math in her head. "We're going to need some kind of schedule," she muttered as her hand absently ran its finger through Zazie's hair. She knew it was Zazie because her sister had last been seen with Sayo. "And really big beds. Or maybe just put a lot of mattresses on the floor."
Zazie gave her a blank look and reached down. Chisame gasped. "Chisame," the mazoku said. "Not the time…"
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A Girl and Her...
Contrary to popular belief, Kotaro liked doing it face to face. He told Natsumi it was because he wanted her to know it was because he wanted to be with her, freckles and all– especially the freckles– not some anonymous back.
Natsumi might have thought he was just buttering her up– not that he needed to– but it was hard to deny the evidence of the fact his face was always the first one she saw.
And she'd always treasure the memory of Haruna getting her ass handed to her when she asked if Kotaro ever did it in Inu-mode one too many times…
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Audacia…
Yue had wondered what exactly Nodoka had done to Dynamis. Surely Asakura had been exaggerating when she'd retold the story.
When they'd refought the shadow-weaver, he'd tried nearly every means at his disposal to take down the mind-reader, up to and including dropping an elephant, a safe, a refrigerator, a grand piano, and trying to hit her with something called Starlight Breaker. It was, Fate's girls admitted, the first time they'd ever really seen the man go nuts.
Nodoka had just taken his Code of the Lifemaker again and hit him over the head with it until he was unconscious, apologizing the whole while.
The only reason, legend would later say, that she hadn't done the same to Fate was because Negi got there first.
Since then, the saying goes in the Magical World, they measured magical strength by Springfield (either one), the measured strength of arms by Jack Rakan, they measured evil by Dark Evangel (despite many people protesting she's actually a very nice person who just needs a hug), they measured nobility by Queen Arika…
But they measured courage by Miyazaki Nodoka.
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Gamer
Evangeline never played dating sims.
She played games to occupy herself, for visceral excitement and bloodshed. She made it a point never to pay attention to the weepy story– though some things, like Aerith's death, still managed to get through– and just plow through whatever mooks were in her way. Resident Evil was a godsend that way. The story made so little sense it couldn't possibly sneak up one her while she was playing.
After all, she played games to get away from real life. If she wanted to play games about some nobody kid suddenly waking up one day and building a harem of girls of various kinds of fetish fuel, then she'd whip the Boya around a little.
Besides, she hated how easy it always was to unlock the vampire girl's route.
It was an annoying instance of Truth in Gaming…
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Vampires
"No Evangeline, you may NOT go on a 'field trip' to kill Stephanie Meyer…" the Headmaster said. "I sympathize, I really do, but no."
"How about Laurell Hamilton?" Evangeline asked hopefully.
"No. Inugami already asked."
"The Rice woman?"
"I hear she's disowned those books."
"Sesame Street?"
"Now you're just stretching."
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Idiot Hero
"Negi-sensei," Chisame asked. "Why are you wearing a coat that belongs on the set of El Dorado?"
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- More End
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A/N: I dearly hope to see a Nodoka versus Dynamis rematch. She'd kick his ass properly this time, for sure!
I'm weird that way. I'm rooting for Chachamaru romantically (that is, just a hair more for her than anyone else), but when it comes to asskickings, I'm a Nodoka-boy all the way.
Please review, C&C welcome.
Until next time, this is Shadow, signing off.