A/N: really wish I'd get more reviews… especially of 2814… ah, well…
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Yue's Harem Begins…
by Shadow Crystal Mage
Disclaimer: Negima belongs to Akamatsu-sama, #-A belongs to Yue. She's just letting Negi have fun with them. I'm making no money from this. quite the opposite, really.
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Suit Up!
In the dark of the night of Mahora Academy, two figures riding an extremely fast motor vehicle zipped past. The dark-clothed oriental one was driving, hat and mask firmly in place, while his companion in green just sat along for the ride.
"Negi?" Kotaro said.
"Yes?"
"Next time, let's use Takahata's car instead of Hakase-san's scooter, okay?"
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"Criminals of Mahora, beware!" the dark-suited cried out dramatically. "I am... 'Kota! I'm here to kick your ass!"
"Hey!" Negi said. "I'm here to help too!"
"Oh, yeah, this is my sidekick, Green Stripey Hornet," Kotaro said, gesturing at the boy next to him in the mask with the weird looking gun.
"I still think it's a bad idea to use my antique collection for this, " Negi grumbled.
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"Grr..." Kazumi grr-ed as she paced, looking at the big collection of pictures she'd gathered. "Darn it! Who are they? Who is Kota and the Green Stripey Hornet?"
Off to the side, Chisame facepalmed. "Oh, for crying out loud... A guy named 'Kota' and a guy in a stripey green suit are going around fighting people and you can't tell who it is? If all reporters are this dumb, then no wonder Lois Lane never found out..."
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The Long and the Short of It
"Nodoka-chan?"
"Hmm, Yue?"
"I love you."
Blush.
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Perfect World
"I… I submit!" Poyo cried, falling on her back, panting hard.
Yue leaned over her. "See? It's not a perfect world. Otherwise, I couldn't give you a better orgasm than one you've had there."
Poyo's head lolled back in surrender. "Y-yes… I see that Kosmo Entelekhia's plans were flawed. I… I will help you…"
Yue nodded curtly.
There was a pause.
"Can I have another one, please?" Poyo begged.
Yue smiled in that small, Yue way of hers, licked her lips and obliged…
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Descendant Habits
"ASUNA KICK!"
The door to the final room smashed open, and Asuna came rushing in, sword in hand.
"All right you time-traveling bitches!" she cried, pointing with her weapon. "Get away from Negi and… Yue, why are you naked?"
Yue gave her a flat look from where she was lying down on top of Ranko, Nodoka's daughter from the future, forming one figure of a certain two-digit number divisible by 3. "What does it look like?"
Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi's illegitimate time-traveling daughter, said, "Negi-papa is with Chibi-Asu, Chibi-Arika and Arika," she said, pointing towards the dror to the next room.
Asuna's eyebrow twitched. She stormed into the next room.
"NEGI!" they heard her scream. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY DAUGHTER, YOUR DAUGHTER BY YOUR MOTHER, AND YOUR MOTHER'S NAMESAKE BY SETSUNA WITHOUT ME?"
Nasu smiled at the audience. "Notice how she says 'without me'?" She waved. "A big thanks to Darkenning-sama for his inspiration!"
Beneath her, Illyria and Nikuro looked at her. "Who are you talking to?" Illyria asked.
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Why Negi Hates Coffee
Negi skipped through town, his allowance in hand, heading for his favorite tea shop. Now he'd be able to buy that special blend he'd had his eye on, and then he'd lock himself in the kitchen and–
He turned the corner and stopped dead, staring in horror. His wallet fell from his hands.
He collapsed on his knees in front of the Starbucks and threw back his head, crying skyward. "NOOOOOOOOOO!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!"
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Why Nodoka Has Such Bangs
"Now, remember Nodoka-chan," her mother told her, kneeling down to meet her eyes through her thick, wide glasses. "While your contact lenses will keep you from hurting people, you still need to be careful. It's not as strong as mine, but it can still be dangerous."
Nodoka's father Shiro put a hand on her mother's shoulder. "Oh, don't worry, Medusa-chan! She'll be fine."
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"Ah! I'm sorry!" a naked Nodoka cried, covering her eyes. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
An equally naked Yue looked down at Negi. "Wow… Negi-sensei upgraded from a woody to a stony…" She reached to touch it. Negi gasped.
"Wow!" Konoka said, where she'd been ready to undo it. "It still works?"
Everyone looked at each other…
Nodoka would later find out her mother, Rin, Sakura, and Aunt Illya sometimes used it for that too…
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Scary Movie
Negi's scream of pure terror echoed through the dorms.
A moment later, Ayaka was kicking down the door to find a confused Asuna and Konoka staring at Negi, who was hiding under the table. "What happened?" the blonde asked.
"SCARY MOVIE! SCARY MOVIE!" Negi cried, pointing at the TV.
"Asuna!" Ayaka cried, aghast. "You let Negi-sensei watch some kind of traumatizing horror flick? Konoka, I expected better of you!"
"SCARY MOVIE! SCARY MOVIE!"
"But..." Asuna said. "We were watching Finding Nemo!"
Ayaka blinked. "What?"
"NEMO WILL NEVER SEE HIS FATHER AGAIN!" Negi screamed, in tears. "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"
"Wow..." Konoka said. "Can you imagine if we'd watched The Lion King?"
Negi screamed again. "MUFASA! DON'T DIE!"
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Sayaka
"Now Negi, if you really want to be strong..." the invincible badass said.
Chisame and Negi leaned forward eagerly. Would THIS help them defeat Fate?
"It's easy!" Sayaka said. "Just talk to this guy..."
Kyubey smiled. Make a contract with me...
BAD END
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Superman
"Negi, to be strong, you must have respect for life, liberty, and the American Way!"
"I'm British."
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Akemi Homura
"But... WHY NOT?" Negi wailed. "Why won't you train me?"
Homura gave him a blank look. "I need to change time."
Negi blinked and peered at her intently. "Chao? Is that you?"
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Setsuna's Dirty Little Secret
Setsuna looked about nervously, eyes darting. Then she reached towards the shelf…
"Setsuna, why are you picking that?" a shocked voice said behind her.
Setsuna yelped, turning in horror as she saw Konoka behind her. "Ojou-sama, I can explain!"
It was only then she saw Konoka wasn't alone. Her eyes widened as she saw Asuna, Ayaka, Misora, and Makie behind her.
"Setsuna-san!" Ayaka exclaimed. "How could you! Don't you care what happens to your body?"
"DON'T JUDGE ME!" Setsuna cried, turning and grabbing the carton before running for the checkout counter. "It's not my fault I don't gain weight when I eat it!"
Asuna turned to Konoka. "Did you know she ate Chocolate Overkill Omnicide Ice-cream?"
"That explains who keeps leaving them in the trash every week," Makie said sourly. Damn her need to stay compact! She hadn't had ice-cream in months…!
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Reincarnation
A young Yue entered the classroom and stopped dead, staring.
She was there. She was there! She was talking to some of their classmates, giggling and laughing.
She turned. Their eyes met, and Yue suddenly wished she wasn't wearing her glasses. She felt like such a dork with them on…
And then she was hugging her, and there was a wash of pink in front of Yue's eyes.
"Homura-chan…" Sasaki Makie breathed. "I've found you…"
Tears rose to her eyes. "Madoka!"
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- To be continued...
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A/N: those two are cute, all right. Don't look at me that way! A straight guy can be a hopeless romantic too!
Please review, C&C welcome.
Until next time, this is Shadow, signing off.