A/N: Alright! People are loving this, and I'm actually in a groove writing this. I love this! I love this! I absolutely love this. So, I own nothing. Not the song (Animal by Neon Trees), naked Cooper Anderson (which is something we all need) or Klaine. But…I do however own British superstar Meghan (Meg) Topper. If you don't follow me on Twitter, feel free to do so, KikiWarbler. I don't bite!
Chapter 11
Kurt heard it before Blaine did. Blaine could sleep like the dead, when he needed too, and today was one of those days. He heard the loud music playing and prayed to god his daughter was still asleep. He got up out of bed and grabbed a robe. He put it on and headed downstairs. He could hear the loud singing, and saw the cameras start up. They were there really early this morning. He wondered if Cooper had let them in. It was when he'd hit the bottom step that he'd heard the giggle. It wasn't a giggle he was familiar with, but it was still a giggle nonetheless. Kurt stayed just outside the kitchen and listened to Cooper sing.
"Here we go again
I kinda wanna be more than friends
So take it easy on me
I'm afraid
You're never satisfied
Here we go again
We're sick like animals
We play pretend
You're just
A cannibal
And I'm afraid
I won't get out alive
No I won't sleep tonight"
Kurt decided now was the time. He opened the door and stood there for a moment. Because the scene before him was something he was horrified to witness. There was Cooper, standing in front of his high priced range, butt ass naked, with a tall strawberry blonde woman with impeccable taste in clothes, sitting on the chair in front of his island.
"I am going to pretend that I am NOT seeing what I'm seeing, Cooper!"
Cooper turned around at the same time the woman did. Cooper's eyes widened and then he grabbed an oven mitt that had been laying there and turned down the radio. Kurt glared at his brother in law and shook his head.
"Kurt, I wasn't expecting you to be awake."
"With that racket? You're kidding me, right? Your brother and I have been up most of the night with the baby. She's sleeping still, thank god. But Blaine needs his rest. And you're down here making all this racket. And no offense to the beautiful lady sitting on my chair, but who is she?"
Before Cooper could respond, the lady extended her hand and took Kurt's gently as she slid off the bar stool and stood in front of him. She was just a bit taller than Kurt's five feet, eight inches, and she was dressed from head to toe in Alexander McQueen. She smiled and Kurt was shocked when she spoke.
"Hello. My name is Meghan Topper, I'm Cooper's girlfriend."
She was British. And then it hit Kurt. This was Meg Topper, world famous London playwrite, Meg Topper, and Kurt was fangirling mentally over her. When Blaine and he had been in London a year ago, they'd caught her brilliant play, 'I'm A Nobody', and Kurt couldn't believe it.
"You're Meg Topper. Oh my god…my husband and I saw your play in London last year. We loved it."
"Thank you. And I'm a fan of both you and your husband. I always try to stay on your good side. Am I doing an amazing job of that?"
"Fantastic."
Kurt couldn't be mad at Cooper, but being smitten with Meg, Kurt had forgotten that Cooper was still cooking naked. He turned back to look at Cooper, but before he could say anything, Blaine came in carrying Evy and singing softly to her. He yawned as he took in the scene in front of him.
"Coop? Are you naked?"
"Yeah."
He said, hanging his head. Blaine covered Evy's eyes and smiled warmly at Kurt, kissing him softly and walking over to the coffee pot. He pointed to Cooper and nodded and then pointed at the doorway. Cooper shook his head and walked down the hallway to get changed.
"Babe? Turn around…tell me who you see."
"Kurt, can I have my coffee first?"
"I'm sorry baby, by all means. Do."
Kurt said, smiling. He walked over to Blaine and grabbed Evy while Blaine did his morning routine of coffee and a bagel. He kissed Blaine softly and walked over holding their now awake daughter, and showed her off to Meg.
"She's so precious, Kurt."
"Thanks Meg. She's our pride and joy. We've fought so hard for her and then when we got her, it finally felt like we were complete."
"She's truly gorgeous, darling. What's her name?"
"Evy. I'm sorry…Evanna Gloria Anderson. We just call her Evy."
"Evy. That's very British."
Blaine by this time was more aware of things, and was watching Kurt and the very stylish woman standing next to him holding their daughter. He was confused, but figured she was one of Cooper's many girlfriends. Blaine couldn't control the next words that came out of his mouth.
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
"I'm Meg. Meghan Topper. I'm Cooper's girlfriend."
"Meghan Topper…like…the Meghan Topper?"
"The only one. You're Blaine."
Blaine nodded. He didn't want to know how she knew that. But, the fact that Meghan Topper was standing in his kitchen, was beyond him. He'd always stated that she was his celebrity crush, and he blushed in front of her, and Kurt grinned.
"Babe, she's Cooper's girlfriend. Put your dopey grin back and finish making the breakfast on the stove. So Meg, what brings you to New York?"
"Cooper, actually. He said he was coming here to spend some time with Squirt, Tall Squirt, and Squirt, Jr. I had some free time, so I hopped on a plane and flew over. I'm actually looking to break from writing. I'd like to become an au pair."
"An au pair?"
Blaine said, confused. He knew that it was French for something, but Kurt was the one that was fluent in French, not him. He looked at Kurt and Kurt was intrigued. He was looking at Blaine and sighed softly. Julia was killing him with going back to work, and they didn't need the money, but he liked the travel, and he knew that Meg could help them.
"An au pair is a nanny, babe. Well Meg, do you have any experience with children?"
"I do. I actually have three sisters. Katya is nineteen, Aira is fourteen and Diana is ten. I've essentially helped raise them."
"Okay, and how long have you and Cooper been together?"
"Four years this March."
Cooper said, walking in fully dressed and kissing Meg softly. Blaine watched Cooper and Meg together, and felt the love radiating off of them for each other, and it reminded him of how things with Kurt and he were.
"Four years? You've been together for four years?"
Blaine said, with a big grin on his face. Just then they heard the doorbell ring, and Kurt looked at his watch and then down at his outfit. He walked over to the door and looked out the peephole. It was his parents. He turned back to Blaine and started pacing.
"They're four hours early. Babe, they're early. And your mom got held up at the office and is flying in later today. I'm not dressed."
Blaine immediately walked over and pulled Kurt to him. He hated seeing Kurt stressed out, but when it happened, Blaine always knew what to do to calm him down. He pulled Kurt down on the steps, and whispered softly to him, still holding Evy. What Blaine hadn't been expecting was Cooper to step forward, open the door and go outside. Cooper was going to deal with the situation, and Blaine couldn't be any happier to have his brother there.