Serena: You are the Kanto Pokemon Master, Red.
Red: Yeah.. They call me that..
Serena: So, what does this .. Mew look like?
Red: Eh.. it looks like a pink cat.. with rabbit-like feet .. and a long, slim tail.
Serena: Hmm .. [pictures a Skitty] That sure sounds like a Skitty. except the rabbit-like feet, though..
Red: Skitty? What kind of Pokemon is that?
Serena: It's from Hoenn. A normal-type Pokemon.
Red: And it looks like a pink cat?
Serena: Sure does.
Red: Can you tell me something about the other regions?
Serena: Hmm.. I don't know much about those, actually.. But if you like, there are trainers on board who do. Hilda and Hilbert or Rosa and Nate,for instant, if you run into them in the Unova region, they can teach you lots about the Pokemon there.. Oh and May and Brendan are also on board, they're from Hoenn. Oh .. And I suppose Lyra and Gold are here as well, Jotho all the way. [Giggles]
Red: I've already met Lyra and Gold a long time ago.
Serena: But.. What can you tell me about Kanto?
Red: Oh.. Well it's really not that great. I mean .. it's a simple region with only 150 Pokemon inhabiting it..
Serena: You sure are a modest fellow.
Red: I'm just some kid from Pallet, nothing more.
Silver: Gold, will you relax? We will make it to Unova alive..
Gold: Sure. And what if we don't? We could hit and iceberg and sink! It'll be SS. Anne all over again! And we will all drown!
Silver: Oh, for crying out loud.. [Grunts]
Lyra: .. What's he so on edge about?
Silver: He's afraid of boats. He says well all die if we won't get off.
Lyra: [Laughs hysterically]
Silver: See? You're making absolutley no sense, Gold. So relax!
Gold: I'm gonna die.. I'm gonna die! WE LL ALL DIE!
Brandon: What's that guy fussing about?
May: Maybe he's paranoid or something like that..
Brandon: He sure is acting like a mentally insane person..
May: [Giggles] True that.
Green: Heya, kid, you alright?
Lyra: Don't even bother.. He's been hysterical for a while now.
Green: And I shouldn't get worried because.. ?
Silver: He has a thing with boats.. He just gets paranoid.
Green: Hey, kid. You better sit down for now.
Gold: [Sits down] I'm sorry .. I really am.. I just.. f-fear for my life out here!
Green: A very skilled captain will take us to Unova. He'll make sure nothing bad will happen, I'm sure of that. So try to not worry about our possible deaths and drifting corpses on sea.. and try to focus on our destination : Unova!
Gold: Our corpses will drift on sea?!
Lyra: Way to go, brainiac! Really handled that one well!
Green: [sighs] Look, kid! If you won't shut up, I will do this.. [makes a fist] .. and hit you in the face with it? Understood?
Gold: .. eh? NOT ONLY WILL WE ALL DIE, NOW I M ALSO BEING TREATENED !
Silver: [Sighs, shakes head]
This boat is filled with the best trainers from all over the world, yet most of them seem to focus on me. It's the part I hate about being who I am.. I did not regret taking down Team Rocket, nor becoming a great succesful trainer, but people should know that that shit lingers for about 3 years, and then becomes old news. But no.. people seem to unable to let go of their fandom. Even people who weren't even born when I succeeded as a trainer, know all about me.. Red, a little boy from Pallet who became world's most respected and feared trainer. The only one who never feared me or looked at me differently is Green..
Green: Red!
Red: Hmm? Are we in our cabin?
Green: Yeah, you were sleeping when I got here.
Red: Where's my hat?
Green: On the floor? Maybe it fell off..
Red: Hey Green.. [Picks up hat, puts in on the nightstand next to his bed]
Green: [Looks out the window, plays with his tongue] Yea?
Red: I dreamt about you.
Green: .. Eh.. Oh really?
Red: Yeah.. About how you always supported me. To you I'm just Red. Not Red, the Kanto Pokemon Champion who brought down Team Rocket.
Green: To be honest, I'll never see you as the Champion. After losing the title myself, I can't grant you that title. No offence.. I know you understand.
Red: [Takes off his shirt, throws it on the floor, kicks off the sheets, drops his pants]
Green: [Turns to Red, blushes] What .. W-What are you doing?
Red: I'm burning up in here. Aren't you hot? It's really hot in here..
Green: So you'll just take off all your clothes?
Red: I'm gonna take my clothes off. Why don't you do the same?
Green: Um... Okay.
Red: Hey! You've got a birthmark on your stomach that kinda resembles a heart.
Green: Eh .. yeah, now you mention it. [gazes upon Reds chest, sees all the scars]
Red: It's funny to imagine that your body has been laying on top a lot of girls.
Green: Max 6. That's not so much..
Red: Still 6 more than I've ever fucked. Heck I've never even seen a real-life naked girl.
Green: [Jumps on top of Red] Move over! We're sharing this bed!
Red: Okay. Okay, keep your .. shorts on.
Green: [his shoulder bumps into Red's] Damn, Red! You are burning !
Red: I'd like to make a smart-ass remark like : I know, I'm too hot to handle,' something you'd most likely say.. But my ego is non-existing.
Green: Don't say such a thing. There is no reason for you to feel insecure.
Red: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Green: You are a really handsome guy!
Red: Haha! Look at me! I'm a freak ass tall motherfucker, covered with bruises and scars. That's everything but attractive..
Green: Chicks dig scars! And so do I! I think it gives you a rough edge.
Red: No. It gives the people who are to blame for those scars a rough edge. It gives the impression I get a lot of ass whoopings!
Green: You have a cute bellybutton... ?
Red: Bellybutton? Oh you mean I have an outie.
Green: [nods] I have an innie. But Outies are actually pretty damn adorable. [gently strokes Reds navel]
Red: .. This is probably because my body is so aching for physical contact, but my stomach is burning up with little butterflies
Green: [realizes what he's doing, stops, turns bright red] I-I-I'm sorry!
Red: [Giggles] That's okay. I didn't exactly mind..
Red: Green?
Green: Yea?
Red: If you'd like guys, would you do me?
Green: DEFINITLY! .. Oh.. Ehh.. I mean, I guess so. [blushes, tries to hide it by putting his hands on his cheecks]
Red: .. If I one day wake up, being gay, I think I would eventually fall in love with you for sure.
Green: Why? I'm not the kind of guy people tend to fall in love with, they just fall for my looks. That's all.
Red: [Shakes head] Girls are fucking anoying and ignorant. You are a nice guy. And the coolest thing about Motherfucking Green! Haha, must be your spikey hair! It's awesome!
Green: Haha!But if you'd be in love with me, and I'd ask you ; what color are my eyes, what would your answer be?
Red: Hazel, with a little bit of emerald. But when you were younger, they had a more black/brownish color. But much like your hair, your eyecolor gets lighter in the summer. Your Chestnut brown hair get a more blond-ish color in summer.
Green: You're the first to actually notice that. Damn.
Red: We're best friends. Friends just know those things.
End Part 6.
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