Rosa: When will Mr. Willinger arrive?
Nate: If the weather remains stable, it'll be two more days.
Rosa: Bianca, do you think Prof. Juniper will be back from her buisness trip by then?
Bianca: [Looks up from the computer screen, pushes her glasses back with her finger] I doubt it, Rosa. She went to Johto to collaborate with Prof. Elm.
Nate: What are you working on, Bianca?
Bianca: I'm reorganizing files Prof. Juniper hastily wrote down when doing field work. It concerns most common Pok mon in the Unova region.
Rosa: Does it really requires that much time?
Bianca: [Giggles, nods] Much like most brilliant people, Prof. Juniper's handwriting is rather.. illegible. It already takes me up to 30 minutes to decipher what she wrote down.
Nate: But what if Prof. Juniper really doesn't get back in time?
Bianca: Not to worry, my friends. I'm fully capable to take over. You guys seem to forget that I was the one who handed you your first Pokemon.
Rosa: That's right. You'll handle things just right. I know you will.
Nate: Yeah.
Bianca: Oh .. if the two of you want to feel usefull.. you could might as well take the Pokemon out for a stroll, brush and feed them afterwards and let them roam in the backyard again.
Rosa: Sure thing.
Nate: Okay, bye Bianca. Good luck deciphering!
Bianca: Will do! [waves goodbye]

Juniper: So, if I get it correctly.. Lugia and Ho-Oh went missing?
Elm: Correct. They were last seen near Mount Silver.
Juniper: Could it be the Pokemon flew to another region? I mean .. it's common for Pokemon to travel, to find better habitats or a better food range.
Elm: Not likely. Lugia and Ho-Oh are guarding Johto. They wouldn't move on their own.. This sure is strange.
Juniper: Hmm.. I will inform Professor Rowan.
Elm: I already send an e-mail to Professor Oak. The more brains we have, the better.
Juniper: In the meantime.. Let's give our best trainers a call. They must be warned to go on the look-out. Wherever they are.. They might see those Pokemon.
Elm: That would be Lyra, Kris and Gold !
Juniper: Rosa, Nate, Hugh, Hilda and Hilbert in my case.
Elm: Uh.. Juniper, you don't think the Pokemon were stolen, do you?
Juniper: [Sighs] There might be a possibility. They are legendaries..
Elm: Oh no! It can't be! What will we do without those Pokemon?
Juniper: Lets try to calm ourselves down. We won't be able to think straight if we won't.
Elm: I fear the worst.

N: What are you saying, Zoroark?
Zoroark: I feel great danger. Fear and pain..
N: Hmm.. Unova might be in danger. [grabs cellphone]
Hilda: N? Hey.. long time no see.. or hear, haha!
N: Hilda, beware your steps. Something is coming near.
Hilda: Eh? What do you mean?
N: Keep out as many tourists as you can! I must go!
Hilda: N? W-what.. N? Hello?! The fuck .. always a mystery with that guy.
[Grabs bag, throws Pokeballs into the bag, runs towards Hilbert's house]

Kris: [Looks up, sees jets racing through mid air] Hu? .. Jets? In Johto? Let's follow them! Noctowl! [Gets on Noctowls back] Follow those plains !

Green: Hey, you woke up. Slept alright?
Red: [Nods, rubs through eyes, yawns] What time is it?
Green: 10 past 9.
Red: Ugh, I stink. I need a shower, dude.
Green: Why not jump off the boat? We're surrounded by water.
Red: I've always wanted to go skinny-dipping..
Green: .. Are you serious or are you pulling my chain?
Red: Ah, shit! [Covers his legs with blanket]
Green: Morning wood?
Red: I have a huge Hardening Metapod over here.
Green: [Lauhgs histerically] Genius!
Red: So um.. I think I'm going for a shower then..
Green: Yeah sure, so you can vine whip that Metapod.
Red: Hey, it's really no laughing matter, pal. I rarely have a hard-on. But when I do it needs attention or my balls tighten up like hell!
Green: Hahahaa! Dude, you're killing me.
Red: Instead of making fun of me, why not help me? Mister Knows it all.
Green: Ahaha.. haha.. eh?!
Red: You do all the work for me and I enjoy. What do you say?
Green: You mean.. You want me to ..?
Red: I mean I want you to carry me to the showers.
Green: Oh fuck, dude.. [Face gets bright red]

Green: [Puts ear against door, hears Red moan] Oh man, Green stop it! You're being a fucking pervert!
Leaf: Just when I thought you couldn't become much more of a prick, you prove me otherwise. You really want to hear people shower?
That's kinda fucked up, dude..
Green: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Turns around] Leaf?! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Leaf: you are asking me? You're the one in the men's showerdorm and.. !
Green: What? Why are you looking at me like that?!
Leaf: Green.. Do you fancy dick? [grins]
Green: WHAT? NO ! [Grabs Leaf's arm, drags her out of the showerdorm] Will you keep it down?! Geez..
Leaf: Do .. do you have the hots for Red?
Green: [Turns tomato red] Eh?! NOO!
Leaf: AHAHA! YOU DO! GREEN! That's so cute!
Green: What is? IM NOT INTO RED!
Red: [opens door, dries hair with towel] Well that's a downer for my confidence.
Green: Oo' AAARHG! !

Leaf: So, do you think Green likes you.. in a non-friendship based way?
Red: [Drops towel, walks toward closet, looks for clean clothes] Never noticed any love interest, so no. I don't think so.
Leaf: Nice butt. But.. maybe he's bisexual.
Red: Thanks. [Changes clothes] Could be. Wouldn't make any difference to me. Green is a confident bastard, no matter what sexuality he has.
Leaf: [Picks up towels, throws them in a basket] Listen, maybe we're on to something. You have to tease him a little! See how far he'll let you go..
Red: You want bme/b the virgin to get a highly experienced guy horny? Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen. [Brushes hair]
Leaf: You have to! If we can get Green to confess he's gay or partly gay, we can throw him a Coming-Out party!
Red: .. Is there a hard-wirering problem within all you girls or is it just your messed up brain ?
Leaf: Hey! That's not very nice!
Red: Why don't you do the exact same thing? If he gets turned on, you'll know he's straight.
Leaf: But I'm not in love with him. I can't have sex with him.
Red: You're right, you better only fuck people you have feelings for. I'll do it.
Besides, I don't want her to fuck Green. He could get way better.. Who knows how many guys Leaf had sex with already..

Red: So here you are. Enjoyin breakfast, eh?
Green: Yup. They have bananabread. It's quit nice.
Red: I see. Lemme try that! [Takes a bite from the loaf Green was knibbeling on]
Green: Eh?
Red: [Licks lips, nods] You're right. It really is good.
Green: .. Right. Want me to get you a slice?
Red: No, I'm okay. I don't really have breakfast.
Green: Like that's healthy..
Red: But I do like some water. Be right back.
Green: Am I fucked?

Red: Hey, c'mon! Let's swim in the sea!
Green: Really? What if we can't make it back on the boat in time?
Red: We will. I promise! And if we don't .. You can punish me. [winks]
Green: I'll make you bend over!
Red: ...
Green: [Turns red] I mean .. fuck this shit. Okay? just fuck it.
Red: .. I'll bend over then, Greenie. [Smiles]
Green: Uh.. Nevermind. Let's swim, little shit.
Red: [Thumbs up to Leaf]
Leaf: [Thumbs up to Red]

End of Part 7.

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