Hey its me!
Sonic: Is it Domo?
Me: No
Amy: Is it the Ginger bread man?
Me: No it's your mom who was locked up when you were five
Amy: Mama?
Me: What
Amy: I just killed a man. I put gun to his head. Pulled that trigger now he's dead. Mama his life had just begun. But no-
Me: I know the God damn song! So please shut the fuck up!
Amy: *Gets Bitch slapped* OWWW!
Me: That's what you get! Anyways I have an incredible story for you guys to make up for me publishing late.
*Rosy's POV*
When I reached the mall I looked in every store to find her. If there is one thing to know from Amy when she goes shopping with a person, she always likes to look around be mysterious. I decided to look for my 'twin' in Forever 21 and there she was. With someone. That someone was a blue hedgehog. He was by far the closest thing to sexy I've ever seen. I walked inside and interrupted their peaceful convo. "Hey Amy! Who's Mr. I'm sexy and I know it here? Is he your boyfriend or something?."She gave me the -_- face and Sonic blushed. Then she said "He's my friend. Maybe you two haven't properly introduced yourselves. Rosy meet Sonic. Sonic meet Rosy. From now on she will be me when I'm not here and I will be her when she's not here. Just in case she gets lucky and eventually get jiggy wit' it" she said while wiggling her eyebrows. I rolled my eyes and punched her arm playfully. Then we went to Walmart.
*Amy's POV*
I leaded the way to Walmart and we walked inside. "Hey lets try 333 to get kicked out of Walmart!" I said cheerfully. Rosy and Sonic nodded. We headed towards the food section. I grabbed a melon and rushed to the toilets were I dropped it in. it splattered altogether, the melon seeds and inside of the melon intertwining. "Phew!" I said in a sigh of relief while flushing the toilet. I got my phone out of my pocketbook and went to my 333 ways to get kicked out Walmart. I checked of the number and headed to the toy department and grabbed a walkie-talkie and tapped to a Barbie doll. I jumped into the pile of toys and saw a little yellow hedgehog grab the Barbie doll. "Mommy I want this doll!" she said to her mother. "But dear I still have shopping to do and I don't think that I can get you that. I mean it costs $30" "I DON'T CARE I WANT IT I WANT I WANT IT!" 'Selfish fucking brat' I thought to myself. I then whispered in the walkie-talkie and said "I know where you live! We've been watching you. And as royal leader of creepypasta, I send Tenderman to your door at 12 am. Because you are the chosen one." The little girl dropped the Barbie doll and walked away with her mother saying "Mommy I don't like this doll anyways." I laughed and jumped out. I quickly switched the women and men signs for the bathroom. I grabbed Sonic and he got a skateboard and a rocking horse. We tied it together with string and rode around. "The British are coming! The British are coming!" I screamed out. After completing 120 more ways we were kicked out. When we all exited we were cracking up. We then headed to Kmart.