Ok so this poor doctor has lost all coolness she had and has become as socially awkward as me. Remember dear readers, mind out of the gutter!

So perhaps she had come at the wrong time. Or the right, depending on how you look at it. She was going to land outside to refuel a bit, but she really wanted to give him a shock. Well she defonitly managed that. When he noticed she was there.

She had bounced out of the TARDIS, expecting a grinning Jack to be waiting outside. What she did not expect was for Jack to be a bit busy with another man and using the desk incredibly very not how it was meant to be used. Fascinated at they had even managed to achieve the angle that they were at, she found it rather fun to watch. (note, it is still not that sort of fic. MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER AND REMEMBER THE END OF THE LAST CHAPTER!) however she also felt a rather unsettling pang of annoyance and anger, and before she knew what she was doing rather than turning back to go return to the TARDIS for Jack to notice her, she was tapping him on the shoulder, which was not easy seeing as he would not stay still. As soon as she did he froze and slowly turned his head towards her (NOT THAT SORT OF HEAD! BEHAVE!) Several emotions passed through Jack, mostly shock ,joy and embarrassment. 'Hmm not like him' she thought, 'knowing him usually he would be trying to get me to join.' She realised that she needed to say something, and, trying not to show the panic that was now rising through her at the incredibly awkward situation, through her voice.

"I will just be back...there... if you want to... you know... finish..." she gave up trying to talk and just bolted for the TARDIS leaving a rather shocked couple in her wake. Naturally she didn't think about the fact that she could not really run anywhere, and that she had closed the doors, so she ran smack into the doors and knocked herself unconscious.

Groaning she sat up. Twice now she had been knocked out. She really better not make a habit of this, the headaches were really quite something, but not something that she wanted to experience often. She retraced what had happened to her in head, trying to work out where she was. Crikey. She remembered. She felt her face go warm at the memory. Hmm maybe if she kept her eyes closed, she could somehow pass off for a bit longer as sleeping whilst she worked out a way to get away without seeing Jack.

"I know you're awake. You're blushing." Said a familiar voice, obviously laughing.

"Shush no I'm not..." she tried, knowing that it was useless. Still he didn't seem too angry. She opened her eyes to an unfamiliar room. She sat up and ran her hand through her hair. This was going to be embarrassing, she could see it now. Jack was leaning over a rail above her.

"so..." she said trying desperately to talk about anything about what had just happened. "How long have I been out?"

"About half an hour. You have a rather impressive bruise on your face. Don't worry though, it is healing already." He walked down the stairs and into what she took to be the med bay. He had a large grin on his face, and she knew that there was no avoiding what had happened.

"You know before you knocked yourself out, you looked like you really enjoyed what you saw! Fancy joining in some time?" he grinned at her, raising his eyebrow in a way she was sure he had picked up from her previous incarnation.

"Shut up," she mumbled quickly looking at the floor.

Jack sat next to her on the bed and wrapped an arm around her. He felt sorry for her. Mostly. Still, she wasn't to know that he would be so busy. She never called ahead. It just wasn't her style. Taking pity on her he decided to take pity on her. He would tease her later. Right now he wanted to find out why she was here.

"So, what brings you to Torchwood?"

"I just landed here, and stepped out to have a look at the scenery, Really I was just on my way to the planet Moofal. Thought I would visit the pleasure palace there." Now that she was here, she suddenly felt that it was a mistake.

"And I suppose that you took a wrong turning..." said Jack knowingly.

"Yup."

"Well I suppose that now you are here, you can at least have a bit of fun. Fancy drink?" he asked, smiling.

"Sure!" replied the Doctor. After all, what could possibly go wrong with a trip to the pub?

a short one i know but i kinda like this one. anyway as usual reviews are welcome, encouraged even after the long day ive had...