Ok feet are now warm and I am writing in a slightly less grumpy way now. I don't know why I am bothering to say this as for all you know, this has all taken days to write ( I think we both know that this is not true.) Oh and BTW I would just like to say, that this is a fic that may never end, considering the fact that I have no plans for this, write in on a whim, and I want to put the some crack in here. This may very well end up a crack fic for a while, depending on how I feel. I am also taking requests on anything you would...well anything really XD.I would like to say thank you for those who are still reading this garbled nonsense and have put up with my bad typing/spelling/grammar/storylines. Enjoy reading my pretties...

Opening her eyes she found herself manacled to the upright table, with Jack watching her, whilst also being manacled to a table. She struggled, trying to get out, but all it achieved was the manacles dug into her skin and caused her pain. Sighing she stopped.

"What happened?" she asked him

"They drugged you, forced me to carry you into a van, knocked me out and I woke up here."

"Well I don't know about you, but I fancy getting out."

"Try all you want, but it won't get you anywhere." Spoke the Fallex coming from behind Jack's table.

The Doctor tried not to laugh. "Blimey all you are missing is a cat and an evil laugh. I suppose you are going to now try and make me beg for you to tell me all of your evil plans, and then try and kill me."

Jack was silently shaking with laughter as he watched the Fallex frown.

"Actually, I intend to do a personality swap, and THEN I plan to kill you."

Jack could no longer hold back his laughter as he burst into a fit of giggles. Life with the Doctor had never been boring, and now he had met the best villain to date.

"Oh right then well Jack, this is the end. We are strapped to a table by a lunatic who wants us to swap minds then die. Rassalon knows why."

The Fallex growled and stormed over to the controls beside the Doctor's table, before pressing several switches and turning dials. He grinned wolfishly up at the pair.

"Laugh all you want, but I will succeed!"

The Doctor rolled her eyes, "But why?"

"None of your business now shut up!" With a flourish the Fallex stormed out of the room leaving the machine to power up. The Doctor realised that, as mad as the alien was, they were going to be in some sort of danger unless they got out.

Screaming and shouting at Jack she tried pointlessly to get to her sonic, but with no luck.

"Ok Harkness, here's what's going to happen. First..." However it was too late, the table sparked electricity into them both from above and they both groaned in pain. Her mind was lost and she felt like she was bing ripped apart as she squeezed her eyes shut. Her mind felt like it was on fire as she screamed out. Just when she thought she was going to die in an endless agony, or at least regenerate, the pain started to quickly dissipate, leaving her breathless. Something felt wrong. She felt wrong. She opened her eyes quickly, and found herself looking into the face of herself.

DUDUDUUUUUUUUUUH. Will The Doctor ever return to her normal body? Will Jack finally cop a feel of the Doctor's boobs? Find out next week!