This may be the most cheesy villain ever. Don't fear, as b-movie as this all is, it is almost over.

The Doctor sighed and shook her head. She had just gotton used to being a female, and now here she was, a man again, with man things. Worst of all, Jack Harkness was now currently looking down into her cleavage with a smile on his face. Right, this had gone too far.

"Ok..." his voice saying her words sounded so strange to her. She shook her head and carried on. "My sonic is in my front jeans pocket. So sorry about what I am about to do, and do not get any ideas in your head!" and with that, the Doctor kicked off one of Jack's boots and snaked his foot up her own leg. This felt so so wrong. She carried on however and felt the familiar shape of the sonic in her pocket. Slowly pushing it up she could see the tip of the sonic coming out. She carried on oblivious to Jack's enjoyment of what was happening, until he let out a small moan. She dropped her foot down and glared at him.

"What? I can't help it that I good with my feet? You are the one who is running your foot right next to my crotch."

"Never had you as one for a foot fetish Jack" she replied refusing to get acknowledge that she was making him so 'happy' with what she was doing. She continued to poke the sonic out of her pocket with her foot. With one final kick, she managed to get it out far enough for her to be able to lift it with her foot towards her hand. After doing so she quickly activated the sonic, and grimaced. "Just to warn you, I have re-AHHHHH!" pain hit her again as her mind burned and she screamed and screamed. Feeling like her mind was pure fire, she continued to scream until she could feel it leaving. That's when she noticed her screams were her own again. They had changed back. With a laugh she looked down to see her body, not realising how much she had missed it in the short time she had become Jack. She looked over to see the Captain looking rather disappointedly down at his own body.

"Jack the sonic is simple. Just think, point and press, and we will be free." She explained.

He pointed the sonic at one of her hands and managed to activate it, setting her free. She then reached for the sonic off him, before getting her other hand out. She hopped of the table and took a step through the short distance towards Jack. He smiled down at her, but she frowned.

"If somehow this ever happens to us again, never, ever, ever make my body make those noises again!" she growled before setting him free.

"What, only if we have a mind swap? So what about now?" he asked, winking at her. Instantly the Doctor regretted letting him go and blushed deeply.

"Let's just get out of here..."

Ok people relax, no-more awfull cheap movie sounding stuff now!