The TARDIS landed in her usual spot in Torchwood, and the Doctor ran out to greet her old friends. However she was met with a horrific sight. Jack was dancing in a bright green tutu while everyone else was working to some loud song. She blinked and rubbed her eyes, hoping that she wasn't seeing this. This was so much worse than when she walked in on him and Ianto! Just as the music reached it's climax, Gwen and Ianto stepped away from their desks, ripped of their cloths to reveal costumes underneath.
The Doctor widened her eyes, as she took in Gwen in her Superman suit and Ianto in his mankini, who both now appeared to be booty shaking along with Jack to the music. They all turned, spotted her and gyrated towards her.
"Oh no, I appear to have left the TARDIS on fire, I really must run, erm by-" she was cut of as she was surrounded by the three dancing lunatics who were now all grinding against her.
She was going to kill Jack.
I'm not even sorry!