AN: I am going to be killed for this, I can tell.
Still not sorry!
Sherlock Holmes was sulking again. John had gone to go fetch some more milk for yet another cup of tea, and had told Sherlock that by the time he was back he wanted the brains cleaned out of the fridge. This was the second time this week John had stopped him keeping his experiments in the fridge and he was starting to get annoyed.
He shifted himself from the sofa with a sigh when he heard a strange metallic strumming. He stood, stunned as a police box materialised right before him, and two people walked out.
Quickly he ran through all of the possibilities in his head. Drugged, maybe some sort of hypnotism had occurred while he slept. He ignored the two people arguing by the box and he placed his hand on it. It felt real. More than real. It felt alive. But that was impossible.
"You know Jack I wasn't the one who pulled the handbrake, it's our fault!"
"That's a lie. It is your fault."
The Doctor and Jack turned to stare at Sherlock, who was looking them steady in the eye.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, seeing as you are some sorts of product from my mind, I am guessing you're my subconscious reaching out to tell me how this has occurred and how I can stop this hallucination, so, care to tell me?"
"Oh great, another lunatic." sighed the Doctor.
"A cute one though! Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?"
"Sherlock Holmes, no captain, mind you, you aren't one either really are you?"
The Doctor grinned as she took in the man before her. She ran forwards, hugged him and started to laugh.
"You sir, are my hero! You know I wish you had the hat though." Her face fell as she took in Sherlock's face. He picked up a nearby vase and took aim. "Time to go Jack! Bye Sherlock" she pushed the Captain inside and closed the doors to the sound of the vase smashing.
"Jeez what a baby!" she muttered before heading towards the console.
John opened the door to a grumpy Sherlock staring at a smashed vase. Great, he now had even more to clean up, this man was lucky he was so madly in love with him.
I don't even know what I just wrote. Still not sorry though!