The Doctor span the controls to a point further back in time, she was not going to let them Harlem her again! A few months would do, just enough that the trend wouldn't exist, but not too far that she would have to deal with the Cha Cha slide, she was not making that mistake again!
The TARDIS groaned into view, and she dashed out of the console room to go and fetch herself some back-up , just in case.
Jack felt his skin prickle as the TARDIS came into view.
"Right guys, action stations!" he had been working on this since the Doctor's last visit. She had been retelling her about her horror stories of the Cha Cha slide, and as soon as Jack had heard this song, he knew he had to do this.
The TARDIS door opened, and Jack hit play on the control in his pocket. Gwen and Ianto stood either side of him in formation as he yelled...
"OPPAN GANGAM STYLE!" and they were of, doing the well rehearsed routine that Jack had led them through for days (the rift had been quiet recently, and the team had been bored). "Eeeeeeeeeeh sexy la-"Jack was cut off as the Doctor had switched from stunned in the doorway of her time machine, to spraying a can of silly string all over the trio. She sprinted around them; still covering them before heading back to the TARDIS can in hand.
"TAKE THAT HARKNESS!" she yelled as she slammed the doors shut and the TARDIS disappeared from view.
The team stood stunned at what had just happened. The Doctor who not get away with this!
Oooooooh paradox! Muahahahaha