AN: Crash will be updated regularly however as I don't want it to be the main focus of Fem!Doc's adventures I want to keep things going by inserting different chapters at the same time. Don't worry it will be updated soon.
Irish dancing. She thought it would be safe. After all, it was simple, easy to do and she was being taught by inventor of it. However what she didn't expect was for them to secretly be a Kalfoon intent on taking the world through the dance. What she didn't expect was to be in a pair of shoes that never stopped dancing. What she didn't expect was to be dancing for fourteen hours straight before the shoes shorted out and she finally managed to still her feet. She leaped out of the shoes once still and collapsed onto the floor, her legs exhausted. She lay on the floor for a moment as she shut her eyes, tiredness crashing over her. Now how was she supposed to get out of this? She was trapped in a room, her legs were barely able to respond, and due to being stuffed into a costume earlier, she had nothing to help her. She dragged her body forwards, forcing herself to her knee's and grabbing hold of the door handle. She pushed down on it and she pulled herself up. The Door swung open and she nearly fell back.
"Right yes of course. Magic dancing shoes that won't stop is clearly enough to stop me. No need fo r a locked door." She rolled her eyes and slowly crept from the room, her legs shaking as she began to retrace her steps to the TARDIS. She heard footsteps approach and she dived into an alcove, her legs collapsing underneath her again she landed. She stifled a groan as she listened out, she could hear voices.
"Why would you leave the door unlocked? What in the Goddess were you thinking? She has a IQ way above humans, she would have worked out she simply needed to do a handstand. I swear if she has escaped you and me are going to have words!"
The Doctor hit herself in the head. Naturally, getting off her feet would have been the simple choice.
"Relax, her box thing is still here, chances are she is in her room right now, dancing away..OW! What was that ..." the voices trailed away as they headed down the corridor and the Doctor took her chance, using the wall to pull herself up and racing of through the corridors, her legs aching with tiredness. She rounded the final corner and let out a sigh of relief at the familiar sight of the TARDIS.
"Oh am I happy to see you!" She forced herself forwards the last few yards, clicking her fingers to open the doors. "No key, no time, open up!" She stumbled over the last few steps, tripping up into the TARDIS and falling onto the glass floor. She curled up slightly before sitting herself up and leaning against the doors, shutting them with her back. "Ok...Need to stand up. Get spare cloths. Stop the Kalfoon. No sonic, no psychic, just my wits and these useless legs!" She grins. "Bring it on!"