AN: Oh look! I managed to survive exams...just. Hello! Only a short one, my brain is still mush! But nice to see you all again!


"JAAAAAAAAACK! JAAAAAACK! IT HURT'S!"

"There is no need to yell, I am right here! Now hold still"

"But...it hurts really badly." the Doctor whimpered.

"Man. Up."

"Can't, I'm not a man anymore..." She chuckled as she raised an eyebrow at him, ignoring Jack's sighs.

"It's just a splinter Doctor! Now hold still!" He pinned her arm to his leg as he pulled it out with a pair of tweezers. "Stupid Time Baby..."