A/N: Hey guys. About them doing that, it's like 5 against 1 so far. They're not going to be doing anything in this chapter because I want to give more people time to tell me what they think. Also, I hardly got anyone telling me ideas for this story! Come on people, I need help here. This is, unfortunately, the only update this weekend because tomorrow is my grandfather's birthday so we're going out to celebrate. On another random note, have any of you heard the song Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang? I pretty much fell out of my chair crying because I laughed so hard. Okay, but anyway, leave ideas and stuff. Enjoy the chapter.

Tobias' POV

Tris and I just sat in our room talking for a while until we got hungry and had to venture out for food. When we walk into the kitchen, it seems everyone is still there. Zeke is the first to notice our presence. He looks up at us and says, "I ordered pizza. It should be here soon."

Tris throw him a disbelieving look, "They deliver pizza all the way out here?"

Zeke pretends to be offended, "We're not that far out. But yes, they do deliver here."

Suddenly, someone's phone begins to ring, causing everyone to jump slightly in surprise. It must be Uriah's because he starts mumbling to himself, "Dang it. Where did I put the phone?" We all watch as he crawls under the table and puts the phone in the air with an, "Aha!"

"Answer it before they hang up, stupid," I say. He glares at me and checks the caller I.D. His eyebrows knit together in confusion, "I don't know who this is."

"Oh, just answer it!" Zeke shouts at him. Uriah shrugs and puts the phone to his ear. I'm completely thrown back by the words that flow from his mouth, "Uriah's pizza and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!"

After a second of silence, everyone loses it. The whole room is filled with loud laughter. I look back over at Uriah and see he has a bright red face and then he says into the phone, "Grandma, I didn't know you got a new phone!" We all crack up even more.

After a couple minutes, our laughter has died down and Uriah finally hangs up the phone. "I can't believe you said that to grandma! She's like an innocent 80 year old women!" Zeke says, laughing once again.

"Shut up!" Uriah groans, laying face down on the floor. Marlene crouches down beside him. While patting his back, she says, "Come on guys, leave poor Uri alone. I think he's suffered enough embarrassment."

I snort, "He basically just told his grandmother that he owns a pizza place that uses abortions as pizza sauce."

"Well I may have but at least I didn't say I would marry my girlfriend's mother!" Uriah shouts back at me.

I groan, "Are you guys ever going to let that go?" A chorus of 'No's go around the room. Great.

"Let's go watch a movie," Tris declares. She heads into the living room and all the other girls follow suit. I don't really want to watch a movie... I know it's not technically my turn in this prank war but it'd be a good opportunity to mess with Tris. I could throw her in the lake... That sounds more fun than watching some movie.

I smirk over at the other guys, "Well, I don't know about you but I don't want to watch a movie. I think I just might throw Trissy into the lake. Do you guys wanna join in the fun? You could throw your girlfriends in the lake, too. That way they couldn't help each other out."

Zeke, Uriah, and Will all begin to grin slowly at me and then nod. I tiptoe into the living room with the 3 guys following my lead. I see Tris, Christina, Marlene, and Shauna sitting on the couch. I quietly make my way to the couch so I'm standing directly in front of Tris. I reach out and drag her over the back of the couch and throw her over my shoulder. She screams and begins to pound her tiny fists into my back. A mere second later, I hear 3 more shrieks and turn around to see the other guys with their girlfriends thrown over their shoulder. I turn and run through the front door. The entire short jog to the lake, Tris is shouting profanities at me. I stop right in front of the lake. "FOUR EATON, IF YOU THROW ME INTO THAT LAKE, YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!" Tris screams at me.

I merely laugh and throw her into the lake. I hear 3 more splashes and look over just in time to see Christina, Shauna, and Marlene being thrown into the lake.

The girls look furious. Christina is the first to speak, "Who's idea was this!?" Uriah, Zeke, and Will all point their fingers at me immediately.

I glare at each of them, "Thanks guys. It's great to know that you've always got my back."

"No problem, bro!" Zeke shouts.

"Sorry man, but they're scary," Will says. Uriah nods in agreement.

Tris fixates her glare on me and says in a scary calm voice, "Four, you better sleep with your eyes open because I'm getting you back for this."

"Same goes for you, Will. You'll never be safe again," Christina says, threateningly.

"Same to you," Marlene and Shauna say at the same time, directing the words to their respective boyfriends.

Will begins to back away, "Well... I'm just going to head back inside... Where it's nice and safe..." He turns around and sprints through the front door.

I look over at Zeke and Uriah. Then, I look at Tris. She looks ready to commit a murder. I fixate my gaze back on Zeke and Uriah and we all 3 nod at the same time, before sprinting through the front door, following Will's lead.

A/N: Sorry for the chapter but I have to go to work. I think the next chapter is going to be pretty interesting, don't ya think? (; Thanks for reading, love you guys!