A/N: Hey guys! So, the results are 11 to 1 so most likely at some point, they will do the do. Obviously, not in detail, I ain't got a clue about that stuff. Anyway, this is definitely the only update this weekend because I have football practice tomorrow and my birthday party with family is Sunday (My actual birthday is next Friday, the 25th). Then, I have a billion hours of homework to do. Also, DID ANY OF YOU GUYS SEE THE REVIEW OF ALLEGIANT THAT SAID VERONICA IS MERCILESS BECAUSE SHE APPARENTLY KILLS A CHARACTER THAT WE'VE KNOWN SINCE THE FIRST BOOK IN THE FIRST SIX CHAPTERS OF ALLEGIANT? MY HEART IS SLOWLY TEARING APART, I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER. I just pre-ordered Allegiant and then ran around my house screaming until my parents told me to calm down. Sorry, this is a super long author's note but I'm just updating you guys on some stuff. Thanks for all the reviews, I already have 63! Thank you so much for reading. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy this new chapter. (:
Tris' POV
I glare furiously at the guys' retreating figures. "Ugh!" I scream, frustrated. "I cannot believe they did this!"
"We are definitely getting them back for this," Christina says.
"Well, it was Four's idea so he gets the worst punishment of all," I say.
"Anyone have any ideas?" Shauna chimes in.
"Well... For Uriah, Zeke, and Will, we could just poor Tabasco sauce in their mouth while their sleeping. It's really hot. Oh! And then we can have a glass of vodka beside their bed because you know, it looks like water but vodka ignites the burning even more," Marlene says.
We all gape at her and I can tell she begins to feel uncomfortable, "What guys?"
Christina is the first to speak, "Aren't you supposed to be the nicest of all of us?"
She grins at us, "I'm dating Uriah. Need I say more?"
"True," We all say in unison.
"Well for Four.. I don't think there is a singular prank that's good enough for what he deserves so we'll just do multiple pranks. Hmm... For one, we can place a table over his head while he's sleeping and then blow an air horn so when he sits up, he hits his head on the table. That's some physical pain..." I say.
"This is going to be so awesome! We need to act nice for now so they don't see anything coming," Shauna suggests. We nod in agreement.
"Okay well... We really need to get out of this lake, take showers and change," Marlene points out.
I suddenly get a great idea. "Hey, guys. Why don't we parade around in tank tops and short shorts? Teasing is a pretty horrible punishment for guys. We can make the guys regret their decisions," I grin evilly at them. Grins slowly spread across their faces as they nod.
"Well, girls. Let's get this thing started."
Tobias' POV
"Guys... I'm kind of scared of what they're going to do," Will says, obviously thinking of the possibilities. Uriah and Zeke have similar expressions of worry and slight fear on their faces.
I snort, "Come on, guys. They're not very creative. They seriously can't do anything too bad."
Zeke sighs, "Maybe you're right..."
Right at that exact moment, our girlfriends trail into the kitchen. My eyes immediately fall on Tris and I'm positive they're bulging out of my skull. My mouth falls slack as I look her over from head to toe. Her hair is straightened and flowing down her back, she has a decent amount of make up on that makes her eyes pop. She's wearing a really tight black tank top and really short shorts, accentuating every single one of her curves. I see out of my peripheral vision that all the guys wear similar astounded expressions. The girls wear smug, satisfied smirks on their faces.
Zeke speaks up, "Or maybe you're extremely wrong, Four." I open and close my mouth several times, trying to gain the ability to form words but it's not working.
Tris begins to walk towards me and everything around me but her disappears from my mind. She stalks in my direction, eyeing me like she's the predator and I the prey. She slowly sits in my lap and flings her arms around my neck. I loosely wrap my arms around her waist, still partly in shock. She leans down and whispers in my ear, "Hey, Toby. How's it going?"
I flounder for words, "Um... Good- uh- I'm uh- good." She leans her face toward mine and places her lips so close that I feel the hot air fan out across mine as she breathes.
"That's good," She whispers. She moves her hips a little and I stifle a groan. She slowly stands up and walks slowly toward the bedrooms. As I watch her retreating form, Marlene, Shauna, and Christina follow her. They all go into Christina's room and shut the door.
I slowly rotate around in the old wooden chair and look at the other guys. They have similar stunned expressions on their faces.
"What the heck... was that?" Will breathes out.
"That was part of their payback. I must admit, they did do a fantastic job," Zeke mutters.
"Ugh, now they're probably going to be huge teases. Thanks a lot, Four," Uriah glares at me and Will and Zeke do the same.
I hold my hands up in surrender, "You guys agreed to it. You're to blame, too, not just me."
"This sucks!" Will shouts.
"Hush! We just have to pretend like they aren't getting to us. Whatever you do, don't gape like a fish or let any emotion show on your face whatsoever," I say.
Uriah smirks at me, "You were gaping like a fish."
I'm quick to defend myself, "We all were gaping like fish! Our girlfriend's are trying to provoke us and they're succeeding so far."
"We kind of deserve it.." Will says quietly.
"Will! Whose side are you on, dude?" Zeke exclaims.
"Guys, we need to focus on how we're going to sleep tonight. I'm sure they have something planned for us once we fall asleep," I point out.
"Maybe we should all camp out in the living room and we can take turns keeping watch. I really don't want any bodily harm," Uriah suggests.
"It's the best idea I've got. I don't really think it'd be safe to sleep in our rooms with our girlfriends," Will murmurs.
"We're going to have to get them back eventually," Zeke claims. We nod.
"Well guys," I say. "Welcome to The Prank War of 2013."
Will puts on a horrified face, "Of 2013!? Please don't tell me that there's going to be more. I don't think I can handle this."
"I guess we'll just have to wait and see."
A/N: Sorry for the sucky chapter but I have to take a shower and stuff. I have football practice tomorrow and I don't need to be tired for that. I love you, my lovelies. Thank you for reading and please leave some reviews. Tell me if this chapter sucked as bad as I think it did. I'm always really harsh on myself so I don't know how it really is. See y'all next week! (:
