A/N: Surprise, Surprise! My football practice was cancelled so I can update, yay! By the way guys, the Divergent fandom army now has a facebook page. We need likes so search 'Divergent Flame' on facebook! Come on guys, show your support! I love you guys, you're so amazing. I already have like 73 reviews, that's so unbelievable! Anyway, thank you for reading and the reviews. I love you, my little lovelies! Haha, enjoy.(:
IMPORTANT! This chapter is kind of... strange because I just watched Pitch Perfect and the songs from the Rip-Off got stuck in my head... So yeah these songs are NOT really appropriate.. I might have to change this story to M eventually but I think teens listen to these songs anyway so sorry if you don't like this! :/
Tris' POV
I slowly stand up and make my way to Christina's room. I hear footsteps signaling that the other girls are following me. Once we're all in the room, Christina and I take seats on top of the bed while Shauna and Marlene plop down on the hardwood floor. Each of us wear satisfied smirks.
"So," Christina begins. "I think that went pretty well."
I laugh and say, "No doubt. Their jaws hit the floor and their eyes almost fell out of their skulls."
"That was kind of fun," Marlene says, thoughtful.
"I wasn't even paying attention to you guys. What did each of you do?" Shauna asks.
Marlene speaks up first, "I just sat on Uriah's lap facing him and whispered some dirty things into his ear. His face was priceless!"
We all laugh and Christina says, "All I had to do was sit on Will's lap and look at him and he was done for. He couldn't form a single word."
"I did pretty much the same except Four stuttered out half sentences which was pretty amusing," I inform them, with a smug grin on my face.
Suddenly, Christina stands up, "Guys! You know what would be so hilarious?"
"What's that?" I ask curiously.
Well, doesn't Uriah and Zeke have a karaoke machine somewhere around here?" Marlene nods so Christina continues. "Well, what if we set it up while they're still in the kitchen and sang some not-so-ladylike songs, hmm?"
A grin slowly makes it's way onto my face. That's a perfect extension to the teasing we're doing. Shauna, Marlene, and I all nod.
"Well, let's get started."
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After we sneaked into the basement and set up the karaoke machine on a stage-like area in the living room, we started talking about the first song we were going to sing.
"What about 'Let's Talk About Sex'?" Christina says.
I shake my head, "Maybe later. We need a good opener."
"Something sexy..." Shauna mutters.
"What about 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas?" Marlene says.
"Actually..." I say. "That sounds like a good idea. But let's only do half the song so we can have time to do more."
"Okay well let's just make up a dance as we go. Come on, let's get this party started," Christina smirks at us.
I walk up to the stage-like area and grab a microphone. I stand in the front on the left with Marlene to my right, and Christina and Shauna behind us. "Okay, here we go," Christina declares and the music begins.
Christina starts off with,
Whatcha' gon' do with all that junk. All that junk inside the trunk.
Shauna sings next while running her free hand down her side,
I'ma get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely little lumps.
Check it out!
The boys must have finally heard the noise because they file into the room with Tobias in the lead. They stop in their tracks when they spot us singing and dancing. I smirk at them and point to the couch in front of us. They slowly make their way and sit on the couch in a daze, never taking their eyes off of us.
I grin and begin to sing my part,
I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily.
They treat me really nicely, they buy me all these ices.
Christina takes over,
Dolce and Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna.
Carin' they be sharin'. All their money got me wearin' fly. She pops her collar and I giggle a little.
Marlene takes on the next part which I think fits her confident personality well,
Brother I ain't askin', they say they love my ass and seven jeans, true religion.
I say no but they keep givin', so I keep on takin' and no I ain't takin'.
We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstratin'.
We all begin to walk around the stage, shaking our hips just to torture the guys. Shauna sings next,
My love. My love, my love, my love. You love my lady humps.
My hump, my hump, my hump. They humps they got you.
(She's got me spending).
I look over the guys' faces and laugh a bit. They're practically drooling. I point at Tobias and smile (I hope) seductively while I finish off the song,
Oh, spendin' all your money on me. And spendin' time on me.
(She's got me spending).
Oh, spendin' all your money on me. Up on me, on me.
The music cuts off and Shauna, Marlene, Christina, and I walk up to the edge of the stage. Tobias seems at a loss for words so I smirk down at him. I see Christina, Shauna, and Marlene do the same to their boyfriends.
Zeke speaks first with his eyes still wide as saucers never leaving Shauna, "As much as I hate you for doing that... I really want to see more."
Shauna flashes a mischievous grin and says, "Are you saying you want an encore?" Zeke's eyes get even bigger and he nods slightly.
I look at the other 3 guys and flash an evil smirk, "What about you three?" They nod with their eyes still as wide as possible.
"Hmm... I think we can manage that," Christina says. We all walk back to the center of the stage and form a kind of huddle.
"What about 'In My Head' by Jason Derulo and we can just change it around a bit so it's like a girl is singing instead?" I suggest. They smile and nod. We all take our original places on the stage and the music begins. This time, Marlene starts.
Everybody's looking for love, oh. Ain't that the reason you're in this club? Oh.
You ain't gonna find a dance with her, oh. Got a better solution for you, oh oh.
I walk down the stage and to where Tobias is sitting with his eyes wide. I sit down on his lap and run my fingers through his hair as I sing the next part,
Just stay with me now. Say the word and we'll go.
I'll be your teacher, I'll show the ropes.
You'll see a side of love you've never known. I can see it going down, going down.
Marlene, Shauna, and Christina all copy me and make their way off the stage to their boyfriends. Each of them sit in their laps. As we all sing the chorus together, I straddle Tobias and move my free hand up and down his chest,
In my head, I see you all over me.
In my head, you fulfill my fantasies.
You'll be screaming nooooooo.
In my head, it's going down. In my head, it's going down.
In my head. Yeah, in my head. Yeah, oh yeah.
We stop the song there and I slowly get off of Tobias' lap. I make my way up the stage and put the microphone down next to the machine. The other girls follow my example. I turn and smirk at the boys as I walk down the hallway to Christina's room, making sure to shake my hips a bit in the process.
Tobias' POV
Once the girls left the room, it took probably a full five minutes before any of us gained the ability to speak. By then, we had heard more doors slam, signifying the girls went to their individual rooms. Will was the first one to talk, "Four... I. Hate. You. So. Much."
"I hate me, too," I respond.
"This is so much worse than I thought. Why did we agree to throw them in the lake?" Zeke groans.
"Tris has seriously never done anything like this with all the other pranks I pulled," I mutter.
Uriah groans and says, "I seriously think Marlene is going to kill me." I have to agree. Tris is probably going to kill me sometime soon. The way she was dancing during those songs keeps replaying over and over in my head.
"Can't we just try apologizing? I can't take anymore of this," Will pleads desperately.
"Normally, I would say no way in hell am I apologizing but I have to agree. I'm going to die soon if I don't get on Tris' good side again," I say hopelessly.
"Well then," Zeke says. "Let's hope they feel kind and merciful today."
I stand up and mutter, "I'm going to go apologize. Wish me luck." I make my way down the hallway toward mine and Tris' room. I open the door slowly and see Tris laying on the bed with her hands behind her head. At the sound of the door opening, she looks up at me. She looks me over with an amused smirk and says, "You have a bit of dry drool on the corner of your mouth." I quickly reach up and swipe my hand across my mouth and she laughs.
"So can I help you with something or...?" She inquires.
I wring my hands as I speak, "Um well.. You see, I was kind of hoping that maybe, you... would forgive me?"
She gets up off the bed and stalks toward me. When she gets close enough, she wraps one arm around my neck while trailing the other hand down my chest, "And why would I do that?"
I look down at her with pleading eyes, "Because you're seriously going to kill me soon if you don't. Please, Trissy? I'm begging you."
"Hmm..." She says, as if in thought. "I'll think about it."
I wrap my arms around her waist and bend down to kiss her. She wraps both her arms firmly around my neck and stands on her tiptoes. I haven't got to kiss her all day because she's been busy plotting revenge. Once our lips meet, she licks my lips and I moan. She kisses me harder and my mouth opens under the pressure. Suddenly, she pulls away and I groan in frustration, "Come on, Tris. Please stop being mad at me and teasing me like this. I can't take it much longer."
She laughs and pushes away from me. She turns around and makes her way to the bed but before she can get to close, I reach my arms out and pull her against my chest. She tries to wiggle away but I keep one arm planted firmly around her waist. She gives up after a moment and slumps back against me. I use my free arm to push all of her hair to her right shoulder. I bend down and place kisses from her earlobe to her shoulder. She starts squirming again and I bite her earlobe gently. She shudders and I smile a bit. "Trissy, please please please forgive me?" I begin to leave wet open-mouthed kisses along her neck and her breathing hitches. "Okay," She whispers.
"What was that?" I say, still holding her in place.
She pushes away and says, "I'll tone down the teasing but I'm not saying I'll stop completely. You seriously deserve it. And who knows, I might do other mean things later, I guess we'll just have to see. Now, can you accept that? Because it's the best you're going to get."
She crosses her arms over her chest and I sigh, "Okay. You know I love you regardless, Trissy."
She puts on a smug grin and says, "Oh, I know."
I pull her into a hug and she doesn't resist. I kiss her forehead and say, "Good, I'm glad. Now, let's go to sleep, I'm exhausted after all that." I give her an accusing look.
She smiles and shrugs, "Like I said, you deserved it." She pulls back the covers and lays down. I turn off the light and then follow her lead. Once I'm laying down, I pull her tightly against my chest and she snuggles into my side.
"Good night, Trissy," I whisper.
"G'night, Toby."
A/N: That was pretty long, wasn't it? I don't know, I just felt like updating. Well, thank you for reading and please leave reviews. Love you guys!
