A/N: To people who are asking, I update every weekend, normally on Fridays. Also, it hasn't been days since I've updated. I updated Friday AND Saturday which is more than normal. Plus, I'm updating right now so you guys are extremely lucky this week. To answer another question, this story probably won't be ENTIRELY pranks. I just like writing about a prank war because it's fun and happy and I really don't like writing about drama because then I feel sad for my characters. Leave some ideas, too, because I don't know what to do in this story right now... Also, thank you guys so much for all the reviews! You guys are the nicest people ever, I swear. I love you guys, thank you so so so much for all the nice reviews, I have yet to receive a mean one so thank you. ALLEGIANT COMES OUT TOMORROW AND I'M TERRIFIED TO READ IT BECAUSE I HEARD THE ENDING IS REALLY SAD. Is anyone else participating in Faction Day tomorrow (22nd)? I know I am! Anyway, love love love you guys, enjoy this new chapter and leave some more awesome reviews!(:
Tris' POV
I wake the next morning with a pair of warm arms surrounding me. I blush to myself a little, thinking about the events of the previous day. I don't know where all that confidence came from. Sure, I have a burst of confidence every now and then but never anything like that. I yawn and stretch a little. In the process, I guess I woke Tobias up because he begins to move around. He plants a soft, sweet kiss on my temple and removes his arms from me, stretching. I turn over and look at him. He looks at me and smiles, "Good morning, beautiful."
I smile back and say, "Good morning." I move to get out of bed but Tobias swings his arms back around me and hugs me tight to his chest. "Tobias," I say. "We have to get up now."
"Hmm... I'm good," He mumbles.
"Tobias, come on now, we have to get up. You better do as I ask or we'll go right back to situations like yesterday," I threaten. He stiffens and then releases me. I swing my legs over the side of the bed, laughing. He scowls over at me and I put on an innocent smile.
"Evil, evil little girl..." He mutters under his breath. I giggle while grabbing some clothes and heading to the bathroom to change.
Once I've changed, I throw my dirty clothes in the hamper and make my way to the kitchen. I walk in and see everyone sitting at the table. Well, more like the guys are sitting in the chairs with their girlfriends sitting in their laps. I spot Tobias at the very end of the table. He looks at me, smirks and pats his lap. I don't really have a choice due to lack of chairs so I walk over to him and place myself in his lap. I wiggle around a little, trying to get comfortable. Well, there's also an ulterior motive because I can be evil at times like that. I'm rewarded with a low groan and him grabbing my hips to still me. I turn my head to look at him and bat my eyelashes innocently, "What's the matter?"
He gives me a disbelieving look and says, "When did you turn so evil?"
I laugh and whisper in his ear, "What? Am I making this hard for you?" I waggle my eyebrows at him.
His eyes widen and his mouth opens and closes but no sound is released. I smirk and turn to address the others sitting at the table. "Good morning, guys," I greet before noticing their facial expressions. Well then, I guess they heard our little exchange. The guys look dumbstruck and the girls give me a smug smile. I feel my cheeks heat up in embarrassment.
"Dang Tris, when did your mind take a left turn straight into the gutter?" Zeke asks. I give Shauna a look and she must understand because all of the sudden, she swings the palm of her hand around and whacks Zeke on the back of his head. I laugh and reach over to fist bump her.
"Dang, both of you are conniving, aren't you?" Uriah mumbles but still coherent. Shauna and I give Marlene a look and she also catches on because then Uriah is being hit upside the head. Shauna and I cheer and Uriah and Zeke scowl.
"Four, look what your girlfriend started," Will says. Guess what happens next? Christina slaps him in the back of the head. We all break out into fits of laughter while the guys scowl.
"You know, I think I'll just stay quiet..." Tobias mutters. I smile angelically and then smack him in the head.
"Hey! I didn't even do anything!" He shouts.
I smirk and say, "Yeah, but it was only fair."
He pouts and I give him a quick kiss on the lips. Well, I meant for it to be a quick kiss but it didn't turn out that way because when I try to pull away, he puts his hand on the back of my head preventing me from moving a mere centimeter away. He dips his tongue just past my lips, asking for admittance and I comply, opening my mouth and deepening the kiss. Soon, I had to come up for air but he just moved his lips to my neck, lacing kisses all the way down and back up. My breathing falters and I hear catcalls. I push against his chest, remembering there are others in the kitchen and whisper, "Tobias, we aren't alone. Later, okay?"
He smirks and nods. I spin back around and face the group. Christina looks me over and says, "You know there's a room like 10 feet from here. Feel free to continue, just not in here where I have to see." My face flushes and I look down at the floor. Tobias just wraps his arms around my waist and kisses my cheek.
"So anyway guys... What do you want to do?" Marlene asks.
"Well the karaoke machine is still set up, do you guys want to have a war to see who can sing the funniest/stupidest songs?" Uriah suggests.
I smile and nod, "I like that idea." I bounce off of Tobias' lap and head into the living room. I hear sounds of everyone else following me.
"Okay, so who's going first?" Shauna asks.
"Well, we all went yesterday, so I say the guys should sing us a song," Christina suggests with a smirk.
The guys shrug and make their way onto the stage while Christina, Marlene, Shauna, and I take seats on the couch to watch the show. The guys form a huddle, whispering about songs. Finally, they decide on one and take places on the stage. The music begins and I laugh with recognition. Tobias starts them off,
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.
And the whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor.
Next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low.
By now, all of us girls are laughing while the guys try to keep a straight face. Zeke sings the next part,
Them baggy sweat pants and the reeboks with the straps.
Turn around and gave that big booty a smack. She hit the floor.
Next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low.
Uriah rips off his shirt and comes in with the rap part and I can't help but laugh hysterically,
I ain't never seen nothin' that will make her go.
This crazy all night spendin' my dough.
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go.
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show.
So sexual, flexible, professional, drinkin' X and O
Hold up, wait a minute. Do I see what I think I whoa!
Did I think I seen shawty get low.
Will takes over the rest of the rap part while moving his hands around frantically,
Ain't the same when it's up that close. Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow.
Work the pole, I got the bank roll. I'mma say I prefer them with no clothes.
I'm into that I love women exposed.
She threw it back at me. I gave her more cash, ain't no problem I know where it goes.
I swear this is the best entertainment of my entire life. Tobias comes back in,
She had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.
Had the whole club lookin' at her. She hit the floor.
Next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low.
Zeke once again to finish off the song,
Them baggy sweat pants and the reeboks with the straps.
Turn around and gave that big booty a smack. She hit the floor.
Next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low.
The song ends and I fall off the couch laughing. The guys walk over to us, laughing also. Tobias picks me up off the floor and kisses my forehead.
"Beat that, pansycakes!" Uriah announces. I smirk and Shauna, Marlene, Christina, and I make our way up on stage. We form the huddle to discuss songs.
"We need a really good one... Oh! The Bad Touch?" I say, smiling. They nod while smiling and we take places on the stage. This time, Christina starts us off,
Sweat baby, sweat baby. Sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff only prince would sing about.
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Christina waggles her eyebrows suggestively and the guys laugh loudly. Marlene takes over the next part,
Yes, I'm siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up.
You've had enough of two hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds.
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns.
Shauna sings next while trying not to laugh,
Come quicker than Fed-Ex, never reaching apex, like Coca-Cola stock,
you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.
I take over the chorus, successfully singing it with a straight face while looking directly at Tobias,
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
We stop the song there and smirk at the guys, doubling over laughing. Zeke looks at us and says, "I can't believe you guys actually had the audacity to sing that!"
I shrug and gesture to the stage. They get up from the couch, still laughing slightly and go up on the stage. Marlene, Shauna, Christina, and I take our seats back on the couch. They must have already picked out a song because they don't form a huddle to discuss it. They put on serious faces and the music begins. Three seconds later, all the guys have ripped off their shirts and they come flying toward our faces. I catch Tobias' in my hand and laugh. They start dancing like male strippers, I don't even know but I do know that it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Zeke begins singing,
I'm bringing sexy back. Them other boys don't know how to act.
I think it's special, what's behind your back.
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge!
Tobias takes over and I'm basically crying now from laughing,
Dirty babe. You see these shackles, baby, I'm your slave.
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.
He gyrates his hips and I lose it completely. I fall off the couch rolling around and I notice Shauna, Marlene, and Christina doing the same.
"STOP!" I scream, struggling for air. "STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. YOU WIN."
The music cuts off and the boys walk off the stage, looking all smug.
Will looks at us and says, "Ha, we win."
I roll my eyes and respond, "Well, if we whipped off our shirts and gyrated our hips, I'm sure we'd win." Uriah, Will, Zeke, and Tobias' eyes all go blank, probably imagining what I just said. I look to Christina, Shauna, and Marlene and we all nod at the same time. In perfect synchronization, we slap our boyfriends in the head. They snap out of it screaming, "Ouch!" and "Hey!"
"You know we love you guys," I say.
"GROUP HUG!" Uriah screams and lunges at us. He manages to wrap us all in his embrace and I figure, if you can't escape, might as well join in so I hug back. After a moment, I say, "Come on guys, personal bubble. I need air."
They back away and we all grin at each other. I honestly have the best friends in the whole world.
A/N: Wow, that was long. I just really like writing about them making each other laugh. You guys are so lucky, though, 3 updates in such close proximity. Haha, I love you guys. Leave me some reviews, lovelies. And enjoy Allegiant. I might be too unstable emotionally this weekend after reading Allegiant so I don't know when the next update will be. Love y'all! Thanks for reading and leave reviews. (: