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"James!" Sirius yelped as he wiped the juice out of his eyes
"Sorry Padfoot" said Lily sending James a glare as dark as the forbidden forest and throwing his napkin vaguely in Sirius' direction "Lily can I talk to you! In private. NOW!" Lily yelled. "Of course James" said James sweetly flicking Lily's hair. Sirius wolf whistled and called "Get in there prongs!£ as James skipped out of the great hall Lily storming out after him.
"What the hell have you done to me!" Lily yelled grabbing James strongly by the shoulders.
"Oh you mean my clothes. Do you like them?" James said doing a small pirouette.
"I look like Britney Spears on acid!" Lily shrieked pulling James robes closed .
"Whose Britney spears Lily?"
"Errrgghhhh!" Lily screamed "Just get changed!"
"Fine" James pouted "You're so boring Lily!"
"I'd rather be boring than look like a prostitute!" Lily said heading back to the great hall nostrils flaring.