Disclaimer: All character belong to JK

Meanwhile in the corridor James and Lily plotted how they could get Severus to talk...

"We could ask him after potions?"

"Veritaserum in his pumpkin juice!"

"We could buy him some new potions books?"

"We could set moony on him!"

"Or maybe we could re..."

"Torture!"

"Whoa James!"

James eyes we glazed over his brain too busy processing his dark, psychotic thoughts.

"Sorry Lily but could we used just a bit of torture?" James said giving Lily her best puppy dog eyes. Lily chuckled, half knowing he was joking and half... hoping he was.

"No torturing Severus James,"

"What about torture!" Remus said with a chuckle, a slightly iterated look on his face. Lily was concerned, she had always thought Remus the sanest member of the group but now she was beginning to question it." Did you just call Snape, Severus?!"

"We are not going to torture Sev- Snivelus Re-Moony," Lily said, it was hard remembering these insane nicknames. They made no sense!

"Ohhhhh!" James whined "Come on Jamesy-poo," James said laughing at the atrocious use of a pet name.

"No Lily!" Lily snapped "I'm sure we can reason with Snape."

"Who are you and what have you done with James Potter!" Remus yelled. Lily and James shared a shocked look, had they been that obvious? "Your face Prongs! You should have seen your face you looked like you were actually hiding something," Remus laughed heartily, Lily and James could finally breath he hadn't figured it out.

"Ha ha ha," James laughed awkward trying to regain his equilibrium.