Big School - Mr Gunn and The Spanish Teacher

Chapter 7

Christmas 2014

Trevor and Nicola's relationship was still as stronger as ever, much to the bewilderment and surprise of Keith Church, who couldn't keep wondering why the PE Teacher hadn't been sacked because he was dating another teacher, a colleague as a matter of fact. Of course the blossoming relationship between the playful couple couldn't remain a secret any longer, as they were caught getting frisky in the caretaker's room by Mrs Klebb. Needless to say the two of them, were not actually worried about, what the rest of the teachers had to say, when the gossip about them spread throughout the school.

When Mrs Baron was informed about their relationship, by the gloating Keith - She didn't seem to mind this news, in fact she'd ended up blaming the Science teacher for behaving like a pain in the total arse meddler. She then highlighted another fault which he possessed about himself, something which should distract him from being nosy.. "This well and truly proves romance is certainly in the air at Greybridge. At this rate I'm more capable of finding love with a sophisticated man, who I hope has a very admirable 6 pack and has strong, muscular arms. You on the other hand Mr Church, well let's be honest here, you need to be taught a lesson about love. Perhaps Mr Gunn would be happy to help you out."

"I'd rather learn myself or share a kiss with Sarah under the mistletoe." Keith longingly hope, this wish might finally come true.

"Sarah...good heavens, I've been calling her Samantha." Mrs Baron rolled her eyes. To tell the truth, the French woman now and again, fruitlessly liked to make herself heard far too often and never seemed to correct her whenever she happened to get her first name wrong, yet again.

Keith was busy stirring the spoon around in his mug in the right hand corner of the room, humming The Living Years by Mike and The Mechanics to himself. Not surprisingly, everyone in the staff room had fortunately heard him and it was giving some of them a headache, having to listen to him butcher one of the best songs from the 1980's. Luckily before he could further massacre this song, Trevor, wearing a navy blue and white striped retro tracksuit jacket, shrewdly sneaked up behind his teaching colleague and addressed him in a loud manner.

"Morning Churchy!" He shouted, making Keith snap out of his awful attempt at gently humming his favourite song, much to the understandable relief of Luke, who looked like he genuinely couldn't stand another minute longer of listening to Keith's bad choice of music.

"Oh morning...Trevor." The Chemistry teacher gave a half smile followed by a clear shake of the head. Now and again, most of the teachers did seem to have the very irritating habit of interrupting him, whilst he was meant to be working. - Meaning chemistry coursework and exercise books couldn't be marked all in one go.

The hot topic amongst the teachers in the staff room wasn't just about romance, instead it was more about the traditional Secret Santa, which they all looked forward to every year - well everyone apart from Mrs Baron, who didn't like the thought of receiving a present, which unfortunately didn't comprise of coffee jars or bottles of wine/champagne. So this year, she was looking to resort plenty of possible ways, of getting herself of being mixed up in this once again.

Trevor was standing alongside him, well he was trying to nudge Keith out of the way, especially with him blocking access to the top right cupboard. Once the dreary teacher stepped away from the cupboard, Trevor went straight for retrieving a packet of crisps which he'd left inside it. Before he started munching them down, he turned and asked Keith about the staff Christmas party.

"So you heard the latest news Churchy?"

"News about what?"

"Baron wants us all doing fancy dress again... for this year's Christmas party." Out of the blue Trevor delivered the good news, the teachers had been longing to hear. They didn't mind that the news had come from him instead of the headmistress.

"Really? Are you sure you're not lying? Like you did for last year's staff do, remember...you told me Mrs Baron wanted the teachers to come to the party dressed up as Comic Book heroes. Me and Gareth came dressed as a Captain America and The Hulk." Last year's Christmas staff party was one, which Keith certainly didn't wish to think about again. Trying to trust the PE Teacher, after he mentioned this latest news, would no doubt test his competent communication and dependable skills. To tell the truth, it was actually easy to see how Trevor liked to play mischief-maker, just so this mischievousness can work in his advantage , for him to entertain the rest of the teaching staff with.

"What?...Oh yeah...that was funny..." Trevor chucked aloud, displaying his gloriously whitened teeth as he laughed out loud.

"That was far from funny Trevor. You basically left me locked in the gym with Mr Hubble after the Christmas party. He ended up mistaking me for a life-size statue of Captain America. After an hour, unfortunately for him he went and put his back out after tried three times to lift me up." Keith couldn't find nothing funny about this unfortunate incident.

Trevor didn't respond with a comment, instead he gave a meaningful smirk.

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Later that same morning, Trevor with hands on hips, strutted into the Spanish classroom Nicola had been teaching in for today. Whether he was behaving professionally or behaving cheekily as usual, she couldn't be quite sure. She wasn't left speculating for long as, as she caught him fluttering his eyelashes at her. She smiled knowingly to herself, how he had charmingly provided her with a decent enough and straightforward answer, as to what his true intentions were for coming to see. "Alright Babes...You got some free time on your hands this afternoon?"

She popped a button open on her blouse, which revealed a teasing peak of her cleavage, much to Trevor's noticeable delight. "I might be free this afternoon or I might be persuaded to help Sarah out with one of her French classes. Apparently she's come up with a genius idea, she wants me and her to do a Swap de Classe, meaning I would be teaching her French class and she would be teaching my class." She brought him up-to-date with the latest teaching changes.

"Now this is bound to be a disaster waiting to happen, if you get my drift." She honestly believed Sarah would surely be, completely clueless on picking up the basic learning skills of the Spanish language.

"Oh yeah...absolutely." Trevor said, who wasn't paying attention as his magnificent brown eyes had became preferentially glued to staring at her chest rather than her beautifully sparking eyes. She started giggling vibrantly as soon as it dawned upon, over how drawn and tempted he must have felt, trying not to willingly give into whatever irresistible urge he had to practically tear her blouse off right there and then. Once he heard her sexy laughter and because of this enjoyable sound she was making, he was soon enough able to shake himself out of glaring at her wonderful cleavage.

"Well seeing as your eyes can't get enough of my cleavage, meet me in the car park at 2:30pm. We can make up for the time, we've missed out on together this morning. Promise me you won't go rushing your PE lesson now." She suggested, of course she was quietly hoping he might choose to let the pupils off early. The loved up teachers weren't enjoying being apart from each other. Keith Church had ensured of them being kept apart, after he had, in a slip of the tongue moment publicly broadcast details of their relationship in front of the teachers and the pupils at one morning assembly 2 months ago.

"I'll have the kids doing keepie-uppies, should definitely keep them distracted enough for as long as possible." Trevor immediately had a brilliant and simple plan outlined in his mind.

"Mmm...well look at you, you're pretty quick on the ball. Having everything figured out in a matter of seconds." She expressed a broadened smile. This absolute fine and incredibly sexy man, moving heaven and earth to impress her. He behaved like a true gent to her, on the other hand he liked to show off his inner naughty minded side. Trevor was virtually not anything like how the rest of the Greybridge teachers had described him.

"Oh he's lazy, can't sing well at all and he knows how to take the piss about Eddie Sheeran" Luke had told her, three lies in one go. She knew the music teacher was lying through his teeth because Trevor had drunkenly sung her one of Ed Sheeran's songs last weekend, when she took him back to her house for the night.

xxxxx

Three days later; Trevor and Nicola's latest wild antics continued to be the main topic of conversation amongst the teaching staff, more so than any likely Christmas talk. The Christmas staff party was due to be held tomorrow night in the school gym. Sarah for once, didn't wish to get herself embroiled in the heavy gossip about the two of the school's most popular teachers. Also she couldn't wait to nibble on some of the tasty mince pies. She had her outfit selected and ready to wear for the big party, the next night. A lavish one as a matter of fact, which she felt convinced, might make a perfect impression. "So what if Mrs Baron calls me a Moulin Rouge reject. It's time I showed more off myself from now on, probably lust not my breasts though, definitely not them."

As the pupils looked the pupils in surprise, Luke with microphone in hand, was teaching and adding a rap flavour to famous Christmas songs.

"Yo I wishy wish it could be Christmas everyday, when the kids start singing and the bells begin to p-p play." Needless to say, his attempts at trying this, weren't coming across well with the surprised pupils. The longer they all remained quiet, the more he wondered if the pupils were fans of The Voice and if whether they wee giving him the Blind Auditions treatment.

"Come on, join in and repeat after me. Look take it from me, once you sing along to my new version of I Wish it could be Christmas everyday, you'll think it's way genius and cool to sing to yourself." Luke once again tried to encourage them to participate more, by singing along with him. Sadly this attempt went overlooked as well. "Honestly it's like trying to persuade the Foo Fighters to do a duet with Lulu." he muttered to himself.

24 hours later, it was finally the evening of the festive staff do. As there happened to be plenty of bottles of white wine on display, Mrs Baron as usual was eyeing up the perfect opportunity of grabbing two bottles for herself and to successfully make a hasty exit from the do. She started to make a sneaky break, with the aim of pinching a bottle from the bottles stand. However she was then prevented from putting her hands on the one she had the intention of taking, Gareth had chosen the wrong moment to block her preferred view, while he was busy sending flirty text messages via his smartphone to Trevor's mum.

She was curious to know , whether the teachers were up to no good and had instructed Gareth to act as a guard - a clever effort made by them perhaps to stop her from cunningly pinching some of the wine bottles. She made her excuses and waltzed off back to her office instead, to indulge on a Chocolate Fudge cake she'd bought a few days ago.

As the disco ball spun above them, a few of the teachers were excitingly getting their groove on in a fast paced group dance, consisting of Nicola, Sarah, Luke, Janine and Trevor. "You know, this like we're all doing a Strictly Come Dancing group dance, Trevor is Brendan, Luke is Anton, Nicola is Kristina, I'm more like Aliona and Janine is ..." Sarah shared her proficient thoughts of which teachers reminded her of the Strictly pros.

"Let me guess, I'm more like Ola aren't I?" Janine implied, before Sarah was given the chance to say herself. Sure enough the French teacher didn't want to behave rudely by dismissing her suggestion and saying something she might regret, so she agreed with her.

Keith didn't feel the need to include himself with any of the dancing and was currently stacking the Secret Santa Christmas presents in the corner of the gym. He was feeling far from comfortable, as Jo had constantly followed him around, everywhere he turned and walked to. She wouldn't leave him alone. So he pulled herself aside, much to her delight. However the same couldn't be said for him, as he was aiming to find out, once and for all, just why she was seemingly attracted to him.

The minute they were out of view from the rest of the teachers, she instantly positioned her arms around him and tried to kiss him. An uncomfortable Keith tried to wriggle out of her embrace right away.

"Jo you seem to get very close to me don't you?"

She nodded her head in agreement.

"And is this why you always like hugging me and squeezing my bum during Chemistry lessons?"

She nodded her head again.

"Why though? Can you at least, tell me why. I'm sure I'll understand your reason." Keith hoped she might communicate more capably with him, instead of getting touchy feely with him.

"I've been having sexy dreams about you. I thought if I made a play for you, you'd be more than happy to make my naughty dreams become a reality." Jo soon found her voice, she spoke with a soft Estuary accent. She couldn't keep her eyes off him as she maintained closeness with him, much to his discomfort.

"Oh...right. Jo..." Keith soon proved he was pretty useless at coming up with a decent way of, letting her down gently. "Jo you're a lovely woman but I'm not the man for you. I'm sure there's bounds to be hundreds of men out there, who will be simply delighted to call you their girlfriend." Bizarrely, for some reason nonetheless, his unprepared comment managed to make her wake up to the truth and make her understand.

"I want shag one of the other Science teachers in the school." She said, before giving him a strong hug. There was a stunned reaction now engraved across his face, in all honesty he didn't expected Jo to have such a smutty mind. She wouldn't let go of him just yet, so he was forced to wait until she tired herself out of hugging him. Suddenly he heard two sets of voices nearby, where he was standing with Jo. He really didn't want to find himself being caught in a compromising position with his Chemistry Assistant and so in the spur of the moment, he came up with a very stupid lie.

"Jo please, Mr Dexter's waiting down the corridor for you there. Looks like he wants you to dance with him." Mr Dexter was the Mathematics teacher at the school, who looked and talked remarkably very much like Danny Dyer. Jo finally freed Keith from her hugging and went to dash down the corridor to see the Maths teacher, meanwhile Keith sprinted the opposite way, up the corridor.

xxxxx

The two voices Keith had heard were Trevor and Nicola, who both were wandering throughout the school corridor together. "Trevor, what about the Secret Santa?" She asked, looking curiously. She thought they should probably head back, then again perhaps the staff wouldn't exactly be too concerned about the two of them, having pulled off a vanishing act from the Xmas party.

"Secret Santa's rubbish Babes. Last year my Secret Santa was Janine. She only gave me a model of Shakespeare Bath Rubber Duck as a present." He told her, well he knew sod all about Shakespeare stuff and hadn't particularly felt too happy with the present.

"Did you tell her a whopper about liking Shakespeare?" She smirked, as she asked him this question.

"Erm...well...I...yeah I sort of did. Only because she was looking for someone to agree with her, about whether Shakespeare had better characters in his stories than JK Rowling has in her stories." Trevor didn't want to bore Nicola about this, by going on and on about this.

"Well she thought wrongly didn't she. Just because she likes the Bard doesn't mean me or you have to enjoy it." Nicola said, her words left a great impression on Trevor.

"You took the words right out of my mouth Babes." Trevor said. He didn't sound like he was actually telling the truth at that moment. She felt easily tempted to give him a prod in his left shoulder, for not being as truthful as he claimed he was, however she withheld this tempted thought for another occasion instead.

"So tell me, why did you bring me out here? So do you fancy treating me something to very Christmassy, maybe dressing up as Santa or a Naughty Elf?" She asked, she went to a great standard effort to be able to get a proper confession from him, she started to tease him tantalizingly with her mischievous hands.

She didn't have to play the teaser for too long, as he quickly resigned himself to the fact of telling her just what he had in mind for the both of them, for the rest of the evening, in and away from Greybridge School. "What?...No it's not my thing. Come on. close your eyes and count 10." Trevor lead her hand-in-hand along the remainder of the corridor and into one of the Geography rooms. The room which they were presently standing in the doorway of, was decked with Christmas decorations and

Rather than sticking to counting, she was pleasantly happy to adhere to guessing instead. "Does it involve a meal for two, listening to music or dancing together to music? Trevor am I right, please tell me I'm right?" As she didn't wish to nag him with regards to this, so she tried to be a bit more sensible and polite with him.

Nicola had a worrying feeling, in the pit of stomach, perhaps she had foolishly ruined the evening for them. She wondered if this might explain, why he hadn't said a word for more than two minutes. She felt so embarrassed and bad for doing this. With Trevor Gunn, nothing was ever going to stay unhappy for long, especially the current mood and feelings between the two of them.

The present mood soon did satisfyingly change for the better. Due to the fact, she had inadvertently overheard him mouthing "Bollocks" to himself, this meant he was probably more annoyed with himself, for not putting much creative thought into how he wanted the evening to progress for them.

She opened her eyes with excitement and instantly thanked him, for going to such fantastic effort and great lengths with hanging up the Christmas decorations everywhere, around Gareth's Geography classroom.

"Do you think he'd mind, if we made great use of his classroom?" She asked him, she was interested to know about, exactly how he craftily clutching on to Gareth's keys in his left hand.

"I doubt it. He doesn't even know, I nicked his keys to this classroom, when he was at my house this morning."

"Ooh Trevor, as well as being a romantic at heart, you're also a very, very naughty and bloody sexy trickster. You see this is what I love about you the most, you're not afraid to get caught and of causing mischief for the other teachers." She smirked and stroked his cheek.

"Yeah that's only because you love telling me to, Babes. So that puts us even doesn't it. Which means me and you are a right misbehaving, match made in heaven. Mum likes you, she's never liked any of my past girlfriends before, So I guess you've made a good impression on her. I can have you over at mine anytime, she said. I'll probably take you out to KFC next Monday night when you come over, cos I don't think I can stay in the house and put up with Mum and Barber's kinky bedroom talk."

"I'd be happy to order a meal with you KFC Trevor. I hope they still have the Bargain Bucket. Anyway why don't me and you, get things going in here now, with a dance." She went straight over to stereo player and gave an admirable smirk, when she spotted the snow spray on the window. Gunn's love palace for one night only. Once the music started playing they were dancing together and snogging passionately. It was only a matter of time, before started ripping each other's clothes off.

Trevor looked absolutely more gorgeous than ever, with the glitterball's lights ricocheting across his face. Well he had certainly dressed well for the party tonight, Nicola had reacted with relief, as soon as she happened to acknowledge his change of clothing style for that night.

Their secret hideout was discovered over an hour or so later by Keith, who was feeling sad because he hadn't been kissed underneath the mistletoe by Sarah. Also she had left the party early with one of the Biology teachers, Mr Gerrard. Trevor and Nicola were now snuggling up with each other and relaxing on the floor, with a duvet laid out beneath them and another duvet covering their half naked bodies.

Trevor glanced up and saw Keith awkwardly trying to conceal himself out of the way. "Looks like Churchy's nosing in on us."

"He can stare all he likes, the more the merrier. I bet he's just jealous, you've found love and he hasn't." She didn't care what Keith or anybody else thought. The unmistakable sound of Keith's footstep, soon we heard walking down the corridor.

"Erm...yeah...I love you Babes" Trevor whispered in her ear.

"I love you too Trevor, Night." She smiled, before giving a tired yawn.

"Night" He placed a kiss on her forehead. In a matter of seconds, they were blissfully asleep.

End

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