Warm hugs to whoever can find the direct Frozen quote in this chapter!
Anna-thefrozengirl:
Dear Kristoff,
How did you feel when you kissed Anna? Do you still find reindeer better than people, or just most people? How are you finding your new found friends? Sorry for asking so many questions.
Dear Anna-thefrozengirl,
When Anna and I had our first kiss, it was the first time I had ever kissed a girl, and I was blown away by how amazing it was. And I'd say that generally, reindeers are indeed better than people, but I'll make an exception for a certain princess. And my newfound friends are... Interesting... Not as interesting as the trolls though!
Sincerely, Kristoff
Anna, OMG WE HAVE THE SAME NAME!(OMG stands for Oh my god/goodness. It's an abreviation)
You are my favourite character, and your super brave! So, are you always so friendly? How did you feel when you found out about Elsa's powers? Has Elsa told you about... uhhh nevermind!
What is your favourite outfit/ piece of clothing? Have you ever hugged Olaf too hard? Do you wish you had powers, and if you do what kind of powers?(other than chocolate powers,which would be amazing.) When did you realised you... no I don't want to say it's too embarassing.
What would be your idea of a perfect date? Sorry for so many questions, you don't have to answer them all, But please answer number 1, 2 and 6.
Dear Anna-thefrozengirl,
But I want to answer them all! Okay, here goes...
1. OMG WE DO! (Did I use it right?)
2. Thanks! I have been friendly pretty much my whole life, except for a short phase when my parents died.
3. I felt surprised, but happy that there was finally an explanation for, well, everything!
4/8. WHAT? You made me curious now! Tell me tell me teeeeelllll meeeeeeee!
5. My favourite article of clothing is... Well, pants. Here in my time, it's illegal for girls to wear boy clothes (for some reason), but it's so much easier to climb trees and play games and stuff! Hopefully soon I'll be able to get out of these silly princess clothes.
6. It's impossible to hug Olaf too hard, but Elsa usually gets me to loosen my grip when his head starts to come off.
7. OMG CHOCOLATE POWERS WOULD BE AMAAAZING! But I'd love to have tropical powers that cover the fjord in white sand and warm fire!
9. A perfect date would be building a snowman with Kristoff then getting Elsa to bring it to life and it be a female snowman then we hook her up with Olaf and turn it into a double date!
Chatterbox-y, Anna
Olaf,
Please can I have a hug?
You're adorable. Love yoooouuuu!
Dear Anna-thefrozengirl,
Aww love you too even though I don't know you!
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\( • )/ -Olaf
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Queen Elsa,
You are really pretty and kind.
What's it like having ice powers? How are you? What's it like running a kingdom? What happens when it's too hot? And to your clothes? Do you just make all your clothes? Are they soft, like fabric/snow or hard like ice.
I am sorry that it's hard for you to to understand 21st century words and stuff. I hope it wasn't too hard to understand. NOT THAT YOUR DUMB! Sorry for that outburst. You're very smart, as you have to rule a kingdom and you can't be dumb. NOT THAT YOU WOULD BE DUMB! I'm sure you would be very intelligent anyway! But you know you went to school and- I'm just gonna be quiet now. (sorry if my name disturbs you).
Dear Anna-thefrozengirl,
Having ice powers makes me feel powerful, and not quite human. I suppose that applies to running a kingdom as well. But for once in my life, I am doing fine. When it's too hot, I get mildly uncomfortable, and usually make myself a flurry like Olaf's to help cool me down. I suppose it helps my clothes stay frozen as well. And I still marvel at the Arendelle tailor's work, and often wear their clothes instead of my own. But, my ice dresses are soft, like frost, but smooth, like ice. And not to worry; I've been understanding your letter perfectly, and you have not offended me at all. Wait, did you just call me dumb? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! Just kidding.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa
Hans,
I hate you. If you try to hurt Anna or Elsa ever again, I will personally hunt Marshmallow down, Find you, and -and-AND- uh. OH SO YOUR PROBABLY SNIGGERING, WELL GUESS WHAT, I WILL GET MARSHMALLOW TO PUNCH YOU SO DANM HARD THEN I WILL CLIMB OFF HIS BACK AND I WILL SLAP YOU SILLY, AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER I WILL PUNCH YOU SO DANM HARD THAT YOU WILL WAKE UP AND FIND YOURSELF ON THE MOON!
Sorry (I'm really not, I'm glad I gave you a piece of my mind). But why did you want to? Why not actually find love with a princess?You not going to get a good place in your family trying to kill royalty.
Your voice is ok, I guess. So I hope you get tonsilitus and lose it.
Lots of hate,
Anna
Dear Anna-thefrozengirl,
I get that a lot. And I admit it, Princess Anna is very likeable, but I put being king first. And just to calm your nerves, I will inform you that I am in the Southern Isles dungeon right now, awaiting execution.
Sincerely, Ex-Prince Hans
HANS,
OH NO. YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME DUMB. FYI, I was just being figurative. What I actually want to do to you would be so scary, writing it down would immediately make it M rated. So, yeah, go kill yourself... Wait, don't! Just go to therapy. Or a mental institute.
Also, how many acting classes did you take? And, since you don't like what I wrote, how about locking you in a cell with no food and only water for two weeks, then tying you up and beating the crap out of you? Like that better?
RavenQueenFan2605
Dear RavenQueenFan2605,
I called you dumb because you called me a wimp. And I never took acting classes. It just comes naturally, like my good looks. Finally, I never said that I didn't like what you wrote, in fact, it was quite poetic. I was merely pointing out the faults in it to save you from future humiliation.
Sincerely, Prince Hans
Dear Elsa,
Please do all I described in my past letters to Hans. It would be greatly appreciated, as I cannot physically hurt him (sadly).
RavenQueenFan2605
(P.S. Also, make sure you break that long nose of his)
Dear RavenQueenFan2605,
I do not have a long nose!
-Hans
Dear RavenQueenFan2605,
My apologies for Hans stealing my response. I'm afraid I'm not quite violent enough to give Hans a beating, but I'm sure Anna would be happy to oblige.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa
Sasha:Hans can I tie you up n*** and pour honey all over you? I'll lick up every last drop and it'll have a happy ending ;)
Dear Sasha,
I am disturbed.
Sincerely, Hans