This whole chapter is only one very awesome person's review; because it had so many great questions, I decided to dedicate a whole chapter to it! So huge thank you to 11smurfsandharrypotterrock12!
Dear Anna,
You are actually really funny, and are SOOOOOO cute as a 5 year old! And did you ever find out what your real memories are after Elsa hit you in the head with ice ACCIDENTALLY? Ooh, and have you ever seen Monster House? Basically it's about this guy named Nebbercracker, and his wife died a horrible death while they were building their dream house, and NOW, her spirit's in the house and it eats anyone who comes near! It's part comedy, part horror. Oh, and do you even know what a movie is?
Dear Kaitlyn,
Thanks! And I did remember, partly when I met Olaf, and the rest came flooding in when I thawed. Uh, no, I haven't seen Monster House; why exactly do you ask? And all I know about movies is that I'm in one...
Confused, Anna
Dear Elsa,
YOU ARE MY MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER EVER! I LOVE your ice powers, you're hot, (basically that means strikingly beautiful) and it's like-GAH! I don't have ice powers, actually no one does these days, but I REALLY want to! Also, I have a question. Do your ice powers protect you from getting sick from diseases like colds, flu, and chickenpox? And what happens when you get warm? I read in a fanfic that you can get a fever from staying out in warmth for two long. Also, CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG?!
Dear Kaitlyn,
I remember getting sick as a child, but I have never had a cold. Or maybe I have, but it just never bothered me. And I'm perfectly fine with staying out in the heat, but I prefer the cold.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa
Dear Olaf,
You are SUPER FUNNY! And when Elsa created you during the song Let it Go, did you ever see her singing and building her ice palace, or did you just wander around lost until you met Anna, Kristoff, and Sven? Also, did you ever catch on that the "funky-looking donkey's" name was Kristoff?
Dear Kaitlyn,
I watched Elsa build her castle, and REALLY wanted to give her a hug, but she looked a little busy, so I decided I'd come back later. And when the trolls were all shouting, "Kristoff's home!" That's when I realized I had his name wrong the while time.
-Olaf :)
Dear Hans,
YOUR MOTHER IS A b MICKEY MOUSE b SOUP b IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU b ALAKAZAM! And also, when I saw you doing your betrayal to Anna in the movie theater, it took all my self control to not burst and yell "TRAITOR!" Though I must admit, your whole "be a nice guy until you and Anna were married and kill elsa" was actually pretty good. BUT I'M STILL MAD AT YOU FOR IT!
Dear Kaitkyn,
I get that a lot.
-Hans
Dear Duke of WEASELTOWN,
Do you even know that your dancing is horrible? Also, ELSA IS NOT A MONSTER! Do you even have magic where you come from?
Dear Kaitlyn,
IT'S WESELTON! And my dancing? Horrible? Well, you 21st century hooligans don't know what talented dancing looks like! And I always mean what I say! I will not go back on my word; Elsa is indeed a monster! Why, back in Weselton, if we find anyone with the slightest but of sorcery, we have them executed immediately! And I think it would do Arendelle good if they followed that law too!
VERY sincerely, The Duke of Weselton
Dear Kai and Gerda,
I think you did a REALLY good job looking after Anna and Elsa after their parents died, even if you didn't appear that often in the movie. Also, did you know about Elsa's powers before she revealed them at the coronation?
Dear Kaitlyn,
Most of the palace staff did not know, but their majesties confided in Kai and I, because, well, SOMEBODY had to clean up all the snow from the princesses' playing. After the shipwreck, I did my best to care for the girls, but both seemed to only want to be with each other, with a door separating their worlds.
Sincerely, Gerda.
Dear Kristoff,
I don't really know what to say, but you did a REALLY good job helping Anna up the North Mountain. And how did you meet Sven? How is he doing now? Also, what happened to your parents?
Dear Kaitlyn,
I met Sven one day when I strayed from the group of ice miners. He was so small, and looked so cold, so I quickly built a fire and gave him some carrots from my bag. We soon became inseparable, and when my father fell through the ice, I was orphaned, because my mother died in childbirth. The miners let me stay, but for a while Sven was my only family. Until, you know, I met the trolls. And Sven, how are you doing? "I'm good, Kristoff; thanks for asking!"
Sincerely, Kristoff
Dear Sven,
Here are some carrots!
Dear Kaitlyn,
Sven says thanks.
-Kristoff
Dear King Agdar and Queen Idun,
Listen, I know you tried to be loving parents, but in reality you made Elsa's life miserable. And what did you think about the answer being Love?
Dear Kaitlyn,
My dying thoughts were, Oh my god I was a terrible father! I wish more than anything that I could redeem myself somehow. But I'm just happy that Elsa finally found peace.
Regretfully, King Adgar
Dear Trolls,
Couldn't you have just listened to the real explanation as to why Kristoff brought Anna to your valley and NOT jumped to conclusions?
Dear Kaitlyn,
We're trolls! Jumping to conclusions is what we do best! And, well, we figured Kristoff needed another person in his life, and we were just waiting for him to find a girl. You know, he really needed you.
Sincerely, Boulda