This chapter's a little long, but I've never really been fond if short chapters anyway.
From: heatwillthaw
dear elsa,
what is the most embarrassing situation you ever found yourself into
Dear heatwillthaw,
Olaf picked the lock with his nose while she was making her new ice dress! And she had nothing but underwear on underneath! She was so embarrassed when she told me, too embarrassed to write the reply! So I did it for her.
Sincerely, Anna
From: random guest
Dear Anna,
Are you crazy about chocolate? Because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! Trust me, when someone hides chocolate from me,I Always find it, MUHHAHAHAHAHA ... so, 'Do you wanna eat some chocolate? We can ask Elsa to come along!' :)
Dear random guest,
I think some dessert is overdue, I've turned it into a poorly written song! (Hang in there Anna!) I get a little hungry, after supper time, knowing chocolate is nearby...
-Tick-tock-Anna-tock
God of Madness:
Anna, if I offered you a never ending supply of chocolate for a personal secret about Elsa you know would you take my offer. If so say the secret and I'll give it to you.
Dear God of Madness,
Elsa doesn't keep secrets anymore. She's done with it. And I'm more loyal to my sister than chocolate, so even if I did know a secret of hers, I would not accept the offer.
Elsa, do you have a second power. By that I mean how did you make your hair flow through your shoulder. I know it didn't go over.
Dear God of Madness,
I slightly froze my braid so it would stay over my shoulder. I don't have hair powers.
Icily, Queen Elsa
Olaf, who would you say is your enemy, or someone you hate. Even good people like you have one person.
Dear Lord Destroyer,
I don't hate anyone. I'm not a good person, I'm a happy snowman. I mean, I'd rather not hug Hans because he was mean to Elsa and Anna, but I don't hate him. I think whoever hates a person has a bit of a frozen heart.
Warmly, Olaf
Kristoff, are you still unhealthly obsessed with ice. Because if you are I'll give you a portal to an ice dimension. You just have to spread the word I am the true god. Fair deal, or just pass it on to someone who is overly obsessed if you aren't.
Dear "God" of Madness,
Sven and I are offended. It's not an unhealthy obsession, it's just rather important to me because its how I make my living. And of that ice dimension doesn't have Anna, then I think I'll pass. Oh and for your information, I was raised Catholic and I know who the REAL one true God is! Need a hint? NOT YOU!
Upset, Kristoff
Everyone, who wants a global empire? Its available for all who wish to own it.
Dear God of Madness,
Hans wants one, but we're not going to let him have it. As for the rest of us, we're content with Arendelle.
Dear Elsa,
Basically, a werewolf looks like a regular man, BUT every full moon, he turns into a wolf with murderous intents. So yeah, kinda scary. Also, here is a virtual hug! And I like chocolate too! When did you first discover your love for chocolate?
Dear smurfsandharrypotterrock12,
Well, I might marry a werewolf if he didn't have murderous intents as a wolf. I suppose I would understand him in a way. And I still remember the day I discovered my love for chocolate. It was my ninth birthday, and I was reading The Tales of Flynnigan Rider. Then came the telltale knock on my door that announced Anna's arrival.
"Elsa?" she began nervously. "I got something for you." I heard her place a package in front of my door. "Happy birthday." I waited until the patter of her feet scampering off faded from earshot before I crept to the door and opened it a crack. I peeked out and saw a box, wrapped in brown paper. I quickly slipped out, grabbed the package, and hurried back into my room, closing the door. I ripped off the paper and opened the small pine box. Inside were several small brown cubes. I knew they were chocolate and popped one in my mouth. I had always sort of liked chocolate before then, but I could almost taste Anna's love and care that went into my present. Since then, chocolate has become my passion, and I have it every chance that I get.
Sincerely, Elsa
Dear Anna,
Yeah, I guess that bit about Monster House IS kinda random. Oh, and a movie is basically a story that you can see on a "magical vortex" called a screen. Some movies are animated, which means that a LOT of pictures are moving EXTREMELY fast to create a moving picture. In our time, there are TWO ways to watch one. There's a flat thing called a disc in which the movie is put onto (it's kinda hard to explain,) AND you can go into a theater to watch a movie. And also, when did you discover your love for chocolate.
Dear smurfsandharrypotterrock12,
... That made NO sense. And I have just always loved chocolate. I think I have hot cocoa in my blood.
Yummliy, Anna
Dear Olaf,
Trust me, you DO NOT want to know what it's like going to the bathroom, it's kinda gross and embarrassing.
Dear smurfsandharrypotterrock12,
Okay, if you say so...
Dear Hans,
Yeah, I suppose you DO get that a lot. MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL ELSA AND BETRAYED ANNA!
Dear smurfsandharrypotterrock12,
You know, I also tried to kill Anna, or at least left her to die. You fans don't give me enough credit.
-Hans
Dear Kristoff,
Why do you talk to Sven? Not trying to be rude...
Dear smurfsandharrypotterrock12,
He is my best friend.
-Kristoff
Warm hug bonus: What movie is The Tales of Flynnigan Rider from?