I know; it's a day late. Please forgive me! It's here now!
Dear Queen Elsa,
Prepare yourself for a long string of pointless, vague, and unrelated questions. If a man knows that he knows nothing does he then know something? Is a square a polygon? Is orange juice the new coffee? Is the moon just a large light source in the sky? How many freckles does your sister have? How many freckles do you have? How many Dukes of Weaselton does it take to light a candle? Are you lesbian based purely on the fact that you have no love interest? Are you 'interested' in your sister? Does Jesus save? Are you bigoted against tan people? Are you interested in buying Persian rugs en masse? Thank you for your time.
Respectfully,
M. R. Fatter
Dear M. R. Fatter,
1. It's impossible for a man to know nothing, for we collect information from the moment we are born to the day we die.
2. Yes.
3. Orange juice? Coffee? Neither of those are consumed in Arendelle. I prefer tea.
4. Some say it is a god, some say it is a dimmer sun, and some even say it is a large stone.
5. Impossible to count.
6. I haven't counted, but most likely less than Anna.
7. I don't know how many Dukes of Weaseltown there are in the world, so I can't say.
8. I am not lesbian. So stop.
9. There are four Greek words for love: One for romance, one for friends, one for God, and one for family. I love Anna because she's my sister, not because I'm 'Interested' in her!
10. Yes, I believe he does.
11. I do trade with many different cultures, and though I do not see much of those with darker skin, I certainly do not resent them.
12. Um, no, I don't think so.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa
From: shadowwalker26
Yep,here we go again. For those of ya with a soul,(And I ain't naming names.) I might run out of off the wall crap sooner or later,but I can't make any promises,so here we go. :P
Elsa: This is definitely an off the wall question,but,lefty or righty?
Dear shadowwalker26,
I am left handed, and Anna is right.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa
Anna: Makes an interesting catchphrase. ;) Let's say for irony's sake you had fire powers?
Dear shadowwalker26,
Uh... What makes an interesting catchphrase? And if I had fire powers, I would shut Elsa out so I don't hurt her, then accidentally reveal them, then run away and make a palace out of coals and a talking campfire and then Elsa would find me and I would accidentally burn her heart and... Wait a second.
-Anna
Kristoff: Well,ya got me there...any who and I'm just gonna be blunt with this one,so don't take it the wrong way. Can you actually understand Sven's body language or do ya just improvise?
Dear shadowwalker26
What are you talking about? Sven speaks to me! Haven't you heard him?
-Kristoff
Hans: Hmm...Royal guards,thick iron doors with a small window and stone walls with iron bars that have,what a one foot,maybe foot and a half wide gap between each one? I've slipped through worse...*Wicked grin* Now,let's see,what else can I ask to make you paranoid...ah,yes. How high is your tolerance to pain? Hehehehe...
Dear shadowwalker26,
You don't intimidate me. There's no way for you to get to my time.
-Hans
Olaf: How's your attention span?
Dear shadowwalker26,
Well, it's
Dear shadowwalker26,
I'm sorry, but Olaf abandoned his letter to go sniff a flower. Better luck next time.
Apologies, Queen Elsa
From: Ice-Fire Wars
Dear Elsa,
What do/did you like doing most with your powers?
Dear Ice-Fire Wars
Creating rinks to skate on is always fun, but I also enjoy making ice dresses lately.
Icily, Elsa
Dear Anna,
What was it like when you "danced" with the Duke of Weaseltown- I mean Wesleton? (Personally, Weaseltown seems more fitting for that j***.)
Dear Ice-Fire Wars,
Let's just say that my toes were bruised afterwards. And what does "j***" mean?
Sincerely, Anna
Dear Kristoff,
How did you and Sven meet?
Dear Ice-Fire Wars,
When the reindeers travel over the ice, we can't mine. But when they were gone, we went to a fresh patch of ice. That's when I noticed a pile if snow by the frozen bank. This certain pile had patches of brown. I ran over and dug into the snow, discovering that underneath was an unconscious baby reindeer! I called for help, and Papa and I slowly nursed him back to health. We bonded, but when his strength was recovered, Papa told me we had to let him free. The reindeer however, refused to leave my side. So Papa let me keep him, and I named him Sven. Since then, we've been the best of friends.
Sentimentally, Kristoff
Dear Olaf,
How do you find summer? What do you like doing best in summer?
Dear Ice-Fire Wars,
I certainly LOVE summer! My favourite thing about it is the flowers! Oh, they smell so good! But they me sneeze. But that's okay!
Happily, Olaf
Fun fact: I figured out myself the sisters' dominant hands; Elsa takes off her gloves first with her left hand, and Anna tucks her hair behind her ear with her right.