Here's a request: Please add who you are in your letters! I receive them by email, and it doesn't list who it's from, so it would be really helpful! Thanks!
From: Guest
This is a question for Elsa, Anna, Kristopher, Hans and Olaf, say you're in a forest by yourself, no one around for miles. You look up to see a 'time rip' in the sky, and an interstellar ship comes out of it. Its heavily damaged and it crashes in a field near you, of course you've never seen such a contraption before given your time period. You approach the crash site and see a soldier, he says there's injured people in the wreckage, they're dying and so is he. how do you deal with the situation?
Dear Guest,
It's Kristoff! And all of us agreed that we have no idea what's you're talking about, but we'd probably help the soldier.
Sincerely, KRISTOFF
Cryomancer:Dear Hans, you are an absolute a**hole! If it was possible I would beat you into next week.
Dear Kristoff, please beat Hans into next week for me.
Dear Olaf, any ideas on how exactly Elsa's magic brought you and Marshmallow to life?
Dear Cryomancer,
I get that a lot.
-Prince Hans
Dear Cryomancer,
With pleasure.
From Kristoff
Dear Cryomancer,
Nope!
Carefree, Olaf
Mary anna:
Dear Elsa, Anna, Olaf, Sven, Kristoff, and the mother f***ing b**ch Hans ,
I would like to know if you would like to get in the doctors tardis (time and space travel device) and meet dipper and Mabel pines in America (gravity falls, Oregon) and go on some adventures with them. Then go to california and meet Dan, Chris, and Elise from the show Dan vs. (Mabel:always happy, like Anna, wears different sweaters everyday) (dipper: always serious, has a magic speed book that can tell elsa more of her powers) (Dan:grouchy, king of California, gets revenge on anything he feels has wronged him friends with Chris and Elise) (Elise: super spy ninja, married to Chris, didn't tell him she was a spy until a year after the wedding) (Chris: likes to eat food though he never gets fat, very nice, noble and brave)
Then I want Hans to go and have sex with himself and have Elsa freeze him it a wall n***, Anna to throw darts at him, kristoff to throw knives at him, Dan to burn him, Elise to throw poisonous throwing stars at him, Chris to feed him food until he pukes (or gets fat), mabels pig(waddles) lick you, and dipper summon a demon to throw you in hell, love your biggest fan, Mary anna
Dear Mary Anna,
... I have no idea what you just said. I agree with you on the Hans part I did understand, but that's about all I can take in.
Confuzzled, Anna
Spencer:Dear Hans,
I'm in your cell watching you in the darkest corner waiting till you fall asleep so I can r*** you and set your slimy, dirty, no good, rotten, large, lying, big old butt: huhhh oh wait that's his FACE!: out of your jail cell, how do you feel, and if you were related to lil' Gideon from gravity falls, I'd have even more FUN times with you while your asleep.
P.s. Anna is with me so she can kill you.
Dear Spencer,
I read your letter to Hans, and though he tried to keep his cool, I could see his face getting paler. And by the way it was hilarious! Anyway I decided to steal Hans' reply just because it was such a funny letter! And sure; I'll kill him for you. I'm definitely with you!
Sinisterly, Anna
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