Sorry I didn't update sooner; I have less time to update with school going on. Anyway, you'll probably find this chapter, um, interesting...
Bertha Beatrice:Dear Hans I am queen of mars and I've always had a crush on you, will you, marry me?
Dear Queen Bertha Beatrice,
I thought the man proposes to the woman... No matter. I thought Mars was a Roman god... No matter. What about the century difference... No matter. Yes, I will marry you!
Love, Hans
Dear Elsa, I love your hair, and you are the worlds greatest movie character (second: Anna,third: Dorothy from the wizard of oz)(you go to oz in a tornado)
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
Thank you! But why would I go to the kingdom of Oz in a tornado?
Confused, Queen Elsa
Dear anna, you are so adorable in some parts of the movie! I love your clothes.
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
I am offended. Despite you complimenting my clothes, I feel discouraged that I'm only adorable "sometimes". Also, I read
your letter to Elsa, so THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME SECOND BEST!
Angrily, Princess Anna of Arendelle, heir to the throne and saviour of the Queen
Dear kristoff you are the second most handsome man I've ever seen next to Hans and Justin beiber(justin beiber us a Canadian singer that is not allowed in my country)
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
WHAT? I'M AFTER HANS? AND SOME SINGER THAT HAS BEEN BANISHED? COMPLIMENT REFUSED! I BANISH YOU FROM ARENDELLE, AS WELL AS JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dear olaf, GIVE ME THE HUGS OR GO DOWN THE TOILET WERE THE POOP AND PEE GOES INTO THE SEWER.
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TOILET OR SEWER IS, BUT I'LL STILL GLADLY GIVE YOU A HUG!
SINCERELY, OLAF
P. S. WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPITALS?
DEAR DUKE OF WEASLE TOWN
YOU ARE A HORRIBL DANCER, IN TODAY'S SOCIETY AND LONG LONG AGO, HABE YOU EVEN DANCED A SIMPLE WALTZ OR DONE A TEXAS TWO-STEP?
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
Weselton has the most sophisticated dance moves in all of Europe, so I will not be trying your oh-so-special waltz or Texas two-step!
-The Duke
Dear king and queen, go on YouTube and type up helsa!
Dear Bertha Beatrice,
What's YouTube? Oh, TheWritess helped us; thank you. Wait, is this what I think it is? OH MOTHER MARY HAVE MERCY! Someone must speak to Elsa about this!
Horrified, King Adgar
i love anna:anna, what's your favorite color? you are my favorite in frozen! i'm actually writing your journal, only in mine, you get back together with hans and get married and have a kid named hanna, love you!
Dear i love anna,
I love your username! My favourite colour is green. But we are never getting back together! Like ever. Me and Hans, that is. He is evil. WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TRYING TO SPLIT UP ME AND KRISTOFF?
Angrily, Anna
i love anna:hans, i absolutely LOVE you! i feel so sorry for you, you are totally handsome! what's your favorite color? do you secretly still love anna? do you like me? what kinds of things did your brothers do? also, love is an open door is my favorite song in frozen!
Dear i love anna,
Um... Okay, this is odd; I'm used to people hating me... Well, my favourite colour is gold, one of the Southern Isles' royal colours. And no, I don't love Anna! And I don't like you either; you're annoying! My brothers mainly just picked on me or rode horses. So, thanks for the compliments, but leave me alone!
Creeped out, Prince Hans
i love anna:kristoff, you are weird. i don't like you. and seriously, sharing food with a reindeer?
Dear i love anna,
Why do you like Hans more than me? Your username declares you love for Anna, so why do you choose the guy who tried to kill her rather than the guy who saved her?
Jealous, Kristoff
P. S. Fix your grammar!
Dear Duke of WEASELTOWN (Notice how I purposely said "weasel"?)
Looking back over the movie, do you get embarrassed at how interestingly you danced?
And how your "hair" nearly came right off?
If I were you, I would be turning bright red as I read this. Although I guess because girls don't get bald, and it's the boy who leads in the dance, I couldn't get as embarrassed as you should be.
YOU SHOULD BE.
Yours smiling innocently,
Caslon
Dear Caslon,
WILL NOBODY WRITE TO ME USING MY REAL NAME? And I am not ashamed, but proud of my intricate dance moves! My favourite is titled, The Frog and the Elephant. Oh, if only you foolish waltzers could see it! You would soon be aware of how dull your own dancing is! And hair coming off? How absurd! You are simply trying to trick me into revealing my dancing secrets! So if you make one more negative remark about Weselton's dancing style, I will personally shave your head, then surely you will see the skill it requires to do the Agile Peacock!
Offended, The Duke of Weselton
Sorry to those who are Justin Bieber fans. I am not one, and I had to somehow express that through Kristoff. Thanks for reading!